The best idea ever (or so i thought...)

My Fax · #1 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:06 AM

Ok, so I'm really really baked right now. I just picked up a half eighth, the most weed i've had in a while (been broke). Anyways, I blazed a few bowls out of my KC bong and my brain turned the oven switch to ON.

So I have a 2 litre of A&W here. I was thinking about how it was such a pain in the ass to unscrew the lid everytime I wanted to drink. I didnt want to leave the lid off cause cat/dog hair and dust and stuff would leave in it. I looked at a pin on the table. DING! So I poked a tiny hole in the lid, and it was like a gatoraide bottle. "I'm a genius!" I thought.

So I set it down, and I'm surfing the internet, meh, I get bored. So I turn to watch TV, and I knock the 2-litre open. It proceeds to shoot a stream of A&W all over my room. It was mostly full, so It was really pressurized. I tried putting my mouth over it, but it just blew A&W straight through my sinuses out my nose. It was mostly gas, so I tried to inhale it, I almost passed out from inhaling all the carbination. Finally I made it to the sink.

I still have most of the A&W left, but a lot of it is on my wall, and all over my bathroom.

Me and my friends were laughing for like 10 minutes. Just thought I'd share.

Offspring123 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:10 AM

hahah thats pretty funny. i would have just left the cap off.

Oh yeah, you need to get a camelbak. They are the ultimate lazy way to drink.

sickonly · #3 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:10 AM

thats the funniest thing i've read all day

Veinz · #4 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:14 AM

Hahaha you didnt have any glasses? But nah, I get what you mean, stoners always try to cut corners when high lmao

sh4d0ws · #5 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:18 AM

One time my friend jacked up the lighter before it was my turn to hit the pipe, and well my hair is long so what do you know.. I singed all my bangs...turns out I singed my eyebrow too, and well I was super high, so I decided "why don't you cut off your eyebrow"

atleast it grew back

Livingalife · #6 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:18 AM

Haaha thats great. +Rep for making me laugh

sullyk · #7 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 04:21 AM

Kids do something similar at my school poking holes in the caps of water bottles. However they just spray it all over your pants and then claimed you pissed yourself. Yep my high school is extremely mature aha

AfricanToker · #8 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 05:05 AM

i just laughed out loud lol

GlazedOnTheHaze · #9 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sullyk

Kids do something similar at my school poking holes in the caps of water bottles. However they just spray it all over your pants and then claimed you pissed yourself. Yep my high school is extremely mature aha

Same exact shit happens in my escuela.

likewoah · #10 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 10:53 PM

In the middle of coke tabs are those small circles holding the actual tab to the container. With a needle you can make a tiny hole and then shoot pressurized coke out of it. Its pretty fun.

Mortikai · #11 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 11:03 PM

I love how when putting ur mouth over it to drink it didn't work, u tried to just inhale it. Probabaly the funniest thing I've read in a while. +rep

McTwist · #12 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sullyk

Kids do something similar at my school poking holes in the caps of water bottles. However they just spray it all over your pants and then claimed you pissed yourself. Yep my high school is extremely mature aha

Same but it's funny as shit when someone doesn't know. Yo usa tu él en el medio de la clase. Did I say that right?

ipack · #13 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 11:49 PM

what did you say about my mother you s.o.b??!

McTwist · #14 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ipack

what did you say about my mother you s.o.b??!

lol,,, I used to (do) it in the middle of clase,,this spanish class isn't teaching me shit

RizzosmacK · #15 (**permalink**) 01-08-2007, 11:53 PM

hahahaha +rep for the sweet story. i would have loved to see that. good idea though i love inventing stuff like that when im high because it seems like such an amazing idea until you sober up then youre like what the fuck was i thinking?? haha but anyways good laugh. peace

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#1 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:06 AM
My Fax Just the Fax, Ma'am Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northern Colorado Posts: 4,090	The best idea ever (or so i thought...) Ok, so I'm really really baked right now. I just picked up a half eighth, the most weed i've had in a while (been broke). Anyways, I blazed a few bowls out of my KC bong and my brain turned the oven switch to ON. So I have a 2 litre of A&W here. I was thinking about how it was such a pain in the ass to unscrew the lid everytime I wanted to drink. I didnt want to leave the lid off cause cat/dog hair and dust and stuff would leave in it. I looked at a pin on the table. DING! So I poked a tiny hole in the lid, and it was like a gatoraide bottle. "I'm a genius!" I thought. So I set it down, and I'm surfing the internet, meh, I get bored. So I turn to watch TV, and I knock the 2-litre open. It proceeds to shoot a stream of A&W all over my room. It was mostly full, so It was really pressurized. I tried putting my mouth over it, but it just blew A&W straight through my sinuses out my nose. It was mostly gas, so I tried to inhale it, I almost passed out from inhaling all the carbination. Finally I made it to the sink. I still have most of the A&W left, but a lot of it is on my wall, and all over my bathroom. Me and my friends were laughing for like 10 minutes. Just thought I'd share. __________________

#2 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:10 AM
Offspring123 Waiting For My Ruca Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 754	hahah thats pretty funny. i would have just left the cap off. Oh yeah, you need to get a camelbak. They are the ultimate lazy way to drink. __________________ Last edited by Offspring123; 01-08-2007 at 04:23 AM.

#3 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:10 AM
sickonly Wake-N-Bake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sweet Home Posts: 77	thats the funniest thing i've read all day

#4 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:14 AM
Veinz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 30	Hahaha you didnt have any glasses? But nah, I get what you mean, stoners always try to cut corners when high lmao

#5 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:18 AM
sh4d0ws Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Whitby, Ontario, Canada Posts: 878	One time my friend jacked up the lighter before it was my turn to hit the pipe, and well my hair is long so what do you know.. I singed all my bangs...turns out I singed my eyebrow too, and well I was super high, so I decided "why don't you cut off your eyebrow" atleast it grew back

#6 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:18 AM
Livingalife Recreational Smoker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 3,045	Haaha thats great. +Rep for making me laugh

#7 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 04:21 AM
sullyk Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 166	Kids do something similar at my school poking holes in the caps of water bottles. However they just spray it all over your pants and then claimed you pissed yourself. Yep my high school is extremely mature aha

#8 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 05:05 AM
AfricanToker Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: inahut Posts: 53	i just laughed out loud lol __________________ -African Toker

#10 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 10:53 PM
likewoah Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 467	In the middle of coke tabs are those small circles holding the actual tab to the container. With a needle you can make a tiny hole and then shoot pressurized coke out of it. Its pretty fun.

#11 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 11:03 PM
Mortikai Eleint Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NC Posts: 794	I love how when putting ur mouth over it to drink it didn't work, u tried to just inhale it. Probabaly the funniest thing I've read in a while. +rep __________________

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ipack seen your member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Keep PDX weird Posts: 4,780	what did you say about my mother you s.o.b??! __________________

#15 (permalink) 01-08-2007, 11:53 PM
RizzosmacK live FREE or DIE Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 111	hahahaha +rep for the sweet story. i would have loved to see that. good idea though i love inventing stuff like that when im high because it seems like such an amazing idea until you sober up then youre like what the fuck was i thinking?? haha but anyways good laugh. peace __________________ "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" "Why do you wear that supid man suit?"