How to Smoke Ganja Without your Parents Knowing

[stneod]

Nice man, if your worried about the noise of the lighter burn a candle and relight the lighter from that so you wont have to flick the flint.

More revealing for me however is the noise from the bong, play some music while you toke.

[dustin99]

a lighter (the cheap rectangle ones w0ork best but bics will work) are great to put over the bowl it puts out the cherry saving the weed and reduces smell

[SirKevin]

Originally Posted by Danimal_Lector

Also, in my opinion it is practically impossible to never get caught if you smoke every day. You will get caught, and it most likely will suck, so dont take chances

How do people feel about this statement? Anyone with experience in this situation? (eg has toked daily for a long time w/out being caught, toked daily for a long time but was caught for something stupid...etc?)

A few observations on this thread:

- Any ideas for nights when the wind is not working favourably? eg blowing into your room

- I personally don't like putting the fan on before toking. Hearing my parents leave their rooms is essential, and I'm sure that'd be impossible with the fan running while I was toking. Thoughts?

This is an excellent thread in both idea & detail.

[lamorea]

Originally Posted by SirKevin

How do people feel about this statement? Anyone with experience in this situation? (eg has toked daily for a long time w/out being caught, toked daily for a long time but was caught for something stupid...etc?)

A few observations on this thread:

- Any ideas for nights when the wind is not working favourably? eg blowing into your room

- I personally don't like putting the fan on before toking. Hearing my parents leave their rooms is essential, and I'm sure that'd be impossible with the fan running while I was toking. Thoughts?

This is an excellent thread in both idea & detail.

I have smoked weed in my room almost every day for almost 2 years, and i've never been caught.
Use a sploof even when you're blowing it out the window just incase it comes back in, that way you don't need a fan, and you can still hear your parents/siblings or whatever.

[stneod]

Originally Posted by SirKevin

How do people feel about this statement? Anyone with experience in this situation? (eg has toked daily for a long time w/out being caught, toked daily for a long time but was caught for something stupid...etc?)

A few observations on this thread:

- Any ideas for nights when the wind is not working favourably? eg blowing into your room

- I personally don't like putting the fan on before toking. Hearing my parents leave their rooms is essential, and I'm sure that'd be impossible with the fan running while I was toking. Thoughts?

This is an excellent thread in both idea & detail.

I would have to agree that if you toke daily your parents finding out is pretty much inevitable. Like me for instance, my parents didnt find out for about a year after i started, im real carefull about not leaving any clues and theyd never be able to tell if i was high without suspicion. But my friend got caught and his parents talked to mine. Your gonna get screwed over in one way or another.

As for unfavorable wind, just smoke at night so your parents wont be in there for at least 6 hours and use a sploof. Weed smell doesnt linger too long anyway.

[bongbarbarian]

My parents would prefer I smoke outside, but sometimes its either so damn cold or I am so damn lazy I will light up. I used to smoke in fear of being caught as well when I was younger, so I would just load little bowls that I could smoke it one hit and use a blowee or "sploof". Having your room smell like something strong also helps, I just blaze lots of incense during the day so at night the smell of smoke is nothing new to my parents.

[SirKevin]

Originally Posted by stneod

I would have to agree that if you toke daily your parents finding out is pretty much inevitable. Like me for instance, my parents didnt find out for about a year after i started, im real carefull about not leaving any clues and theyd never be able to tell if i was high without suspicion. But my friend got caught and his parents talked to mine. Your gonna get screwed over in one way or another.

As for unfavorable wind, just smoke at night so your parents wont be in there for at least 6 hours and use a sploof. Weed smell doesnt linger too long anyway.

Yeah but my parents get up to go to the washroom, shit like that. I can't lay in bed until 2 in the morning to make sure they're sound asleep to toke if it's a school night.

Anyways...stupid question... for a sploof, would Snuggle(s?) or whatever that brand is work? Or am I thinking the wrong product altogether?

[yumpoop6]

Originally Posted by llockhart86

yeah, i know the best way to NEVER get caught by my parents..or i did, before i grew up. And it was to, only smoke pot away from the house, and to make sure i gave myself time to sober up and get the smell off, without pounding a bunch of cologne on me....

i never got caught by my rents.

but then again, me and my ma smoke up all the time together. shes an old 60's pot hippie...shes the shit. for real. i hook her up with the dankness here in mn.

dude i wish i could smoke with my parents. i feel that toking with your mom would be such an experience.

[stneod]

Originally Posted by SirKevin

Yeah but my parents get up to go to the washroom, shit like that. I can't lay in bed until 2 in the morning to make sure they're sound asleep to toke if it's a school night.

Anyways...stupid question... for a sploof, would Snuggle(s?) or whatever that brand is work? Or am I thinking the wrong product altogether?

doesnt matter what brand the product is called dryer sheets, and i would recomend using a water bottle with the bottom chopped off as opposed to a toilet paper tube, they get soggy with frequent use. and lock the door! if they ask why its locked the fool proof response is, im jackin off.

[Hassman]

I've always used a dirty sock (not too dirty) instead of a sploof. It gives off a natural sweaty man smell. My mom doesn't let me light incense because it gives her headaches. But the easier place to smoke is in the shower so you can blame the smell on the nasty poops.

[whitewarrior]

Great guide to people who need to be extremely stealthy.

I usually just vape--that's the stealthiest way of smoking imo.

[speed of life]

I'm using a sploof right now.

[fumando_mota]

one of those ionic air filters. works like a charm. just breath into it.

[Deeeek]

god my moms in the house almost 24/7, she homeschools my brother and has no job but being a housewife, but when she does go to my brothers basketball pratice thats only oppertunity to smoke except for at night