Friday Night!

[stickyone13]

My friday night went like this. I sat around my house eagerly awaiting a phone call for 2 hours, and then it came. I went to my buddy's house, and when i got there, I was told a couple of my friends had gotten in a little prank war. it'd been going on all week, and when they were at the restaurant eating dinner, pete went out and threw mud all over tom's freshly washed truck. so what did tom do? he waited till everyone got back to the house, "went out to his truck to get something" and took a shit on homeboy's windshield. So i get there, not having any clue as to what's happened, we smoke a fatass blunt of some headies, put in the rhoto V, and roll up to the bar. well i had to ride in the shitmobile, which actually totally made my night. homeboy thought it was mud, so he hits his windshield wipers and smears that SHIT all over the place. steve and i thought we were gonna die we were laughing so hard, and pete still had no idea. hilarious.

so we chill at the bar, with everyone taking turns buying buckets. luckily we had lots of people, and we didn't stay long enough for everyone to get one, so i didn't have to buy a round, which is good since i'm currently unemployed. extended my weekend a bit right there. so we chill, drink, and just hang out until the high wears off, then we bring the party back over to pete's. we spark a half-blunt that one of the kids we picked up at the bar had in her car, and load a couple bowls, get ripped again. well beth (i swear she has the exact same mouth as scarlett johanson. she's cute, but she kinda looks like scarlett and an animated woodland creature had a baby. i'd still do it with her, though) started fuckin around with tom, and accidentally elbowed him in the face, so she giggles and turns to walk away. tom decides he's gonna play-kick her in the ass, and at the very second he does, she starts to skip. yeah. skip. seriously skipping. the timing was perfect. at the peak of her hop, he makes contact. what would've been her ass, had she been on the ground, was now the area slightly above her knee, which swept her legs right out from under her. he might as well have given her a spinning back leg sweep, or used a bostaff. so she lands perfectly sideways, with her beer held high in the air. what a champ. sacrifice the body, save the beer. anyway, i was damn near out of commission after that happened. funniest accidental busting of ass i've seen in a WHILE.

then we smoked again, played some spades, and called it a night. OH! and 3 of the girls there had real big boobs, and 2 of em had kind of a boob-off (just 2 cause the third one could've fit both the other girls in her empty cups. seriously.), which is always fun.

[ondrugz]

dude the part where your buddy turned on the wind sheild wipers of and smeared the shit was classic i laughed my ass off