I will seriously be in debt to you forever.

[drwho]

Ok I know there have been a lot of lame posts and numberous ones on how to pass my drug test. Well I have been clean for about a month and a half now. I cant take it anymore. Here is my situation, I got caught, my mom is a nazi about "drugs" so she will kick me out of the house and get me fired from my job if I do not pass her RANDOM drug tests. Here are some links to the tests,#1 this is one of them I have had to take before, then last time she went and got this one. I have read up on it, does anyone have any methods at all that would be able to fuck up the test or mess it up, such as pouring Visine into the piss, or bleech into the piss? Could some one please help me I will owe u forever! And remeber these tests are random, but I would be able to hide stuff in the bathroom not piss, because it has a temp reading on it. THANK YOU! Please help me get back in the game!

#1
http://www.firstcheckfamily.com/?gcl...FRMhWAodyW5HbQ


#2
http://www.walgreens.com/store/produ...&id=prod375983

[roKa420]

Not to be a smartass or anything, but why dont you buy those tests and try out things for yourself? Buy 1 or 2 of each and try bleach, water, visine.(i seen several posts about visine but have no personal experience)

Also, your mom is pretty damn controlling to get you fired from your current job. Step up or step off as they say...

[Opivy]

bleach will probably work. But why not get a friend with clean piss to give you some?

[aec]

Originally Posted by Opivy

bleach will probably work. But why not get a friend with clean piss to give you some?

read the whole post

[Opivy]

blaH blah, temp reading. fill a condom with it and put it against somewhere warm on your body for a bit.

and fuck you aec,

[.ViciouS.]

or you could take the piss and gurgle it in your mouth until it heats up.. shrug

[waterhurley]

as long as they arent goign to send the test outto get them anaylized then visine works fine....

gurgle piss? thats just sickening... lol

[Eyes]

Originally Posted by .ViciouS.

or you could take the piss and gurgle it in your mouth until it heats up.. shrug

Ick... Good joke :P Shows how weird some of the drug test cheats are.

[aec]

Originally Posted by Opivy

blaH blah, temp reading. fill a condom with it and put it against somewhere warm on your body for a bit.

and fuck you aec,

Originally Posted by aec

read the whole post

again.

Random times now I don't know anyone that would want to walk around with a condom full of piss on their leg all the time. Also I don't really appreciate being told fuck you.

[Opivy]

sorry, it that's just a pet peeve of mine - and i was drinking bourbon last night.

[Burdbrain]

Dude how old are you exactly? Like our man said above tell your mum to get fucked or take a step back.

Tell her you'll piss in the pot if she does. Drop some leaf into her herb pots or something. her face will be worth a million smiles when she realises she tested positive. Fuckin A!

[Eyes]

Originally Posted by Opivy

sorry, it that's just a pet peeve of mine - and i was drinking bourbon last night.

+rep
I wish everyone would apologise instead of carrying on an argument.

[Burdbrain]

Seriously!

I have been sitting at my desk thinking about your predicament. I take it you mum is a churchgoing bible bashing member of Mums against drugs or whate ever it is they call it over there...right..no yes maybe I dont know anyway, you could try this!

Tell you mom that your "drug abuse" is a cry for help. When she asks what the matter tell her straight, that you gay and you have known for sometime but didn't know how tell her....once she finished freaking out about the whole gay thing.....tell her your ashamed of yourself and promise to lay of the wacky backy if she promises to keep it to her self. If she persists with the dope testing, start mincing around the house next time great aunnty jean or one of her church mates comes around for tea. Appear from your bedroom wearing her frock and ask her guest if you they think it suits you. Believe me she will soon stop the testing.

I sincerely apologies if this offends any homosexual or lesbian tokers out there but we need to do all we can to help this chap. Hard time call for hard measures.

Burdbraib

[aec]

Originally Posted by Opivy

sorry, it that's just a pet peeve of mine - and i was drinking bourbon last night.

It's cool I kind of was a smart ass. Sorry for detracting from the main thread.

[BrazyJay]

Originally Posted by Burdbrain

Seriously!

I have been sitting at my desk thinking about your predicament. I take it you mum is a churchgoing bible bashing member of Mums against drugs or whate ever it is they call it over there...right..no yes maybe I dont know anyway, you could try this!

Tell you mom that your "drug abuse" is a cry for help. When she asks what the matter tell her straight, that you gay and you have known for sometime but didn't know how tell her....once she finished freaking out about the whole gay thing.....tell her your ashamed of yourself and promise to lay of the wacky backy if she promises to keep it to her self. If she persists with the dope testing, start mincing around the house next time great aunnty jean or one of her church mates comes around for tea. Appear from your bedroom wearing her frock and ask her guest if you they think it suits you. Believe me she will soon stop the testing.

I sincerely apologies if this offends any homosexual or lesbian tokers out there but we need to do all we can to help this chap. Hard time call for hard measures.

Burdbraib

lol u are crazy... who could or would ever do that... lol... and doing that might get him in an insane asylum haha