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crunk is fucking the bomb.
i love drinking my drinks and smoking my weed. i also love sharing my weed. i also am going to get laid next weekend. so i had almost the best weekend man. it was so fucking sick. first me and my buddy go pick up some girls. we then go buy drinks. i had rolled a fat joint earlier that day. so we were set for a fucking awesome night- theres the 3 girls, drinks and weed. so my mate was driving and we were heading to fremantle. i crack my smirnoff double black and knocked that down surprisingly fast. so i HAD to get another drink. i also rip out my manky and fucking potent joint. it was rolled from the finest honey flavoured blunt roaches. i spark it and take one toke, and it hits me good. i take two more and im high man. i pass it out the back, and the girls have a toke. my mate who is driving stays sober. so we finish this j and we're all high. we drink more and i finish my 5 drinks. im pretty drunk. but i need more of that alcohol. i start drinking the girls drinks and i just go fucking blind. ive only started drinking, and i managed to knock down 4 smirnoff double blacks, an twist and 6 red bears.we arrive in freo and i stumble out of the car and we go into the cinemas. we didnt even watch a movie so we left. i go to hungry jacks and order myself a meal. after realizing i have a hole in my molar teeth(hurts when i eat), i decide to take my meal and play soccer with it in timezone. we then went to kings park and i tried to skate on my skateboard. it was fun. so we decide to go to armadale and sleep at some guys house. the guy introduced me to his 10 gram friend, bud. being too drunk, they wouldnt let me pull a cone. so we watched a movie called "killer bud" that movie is trippy. so the movie gets too boring and me and this girl start feeling each other up. one thing leads to another,right? wrong. there are no fucking condoms. so thats my story. but i love alcohol. weed and alcohol. i would also like to tell you all- DO NOT HOLD BACK, LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST. if your parents are arseholes, fuck them. your 18. you can do what you want. and because you can do what you want, i recomend that you get fucked up and fuck as many people you can. its the fucking weekend, all you do is work 5 days a week, being a slave to this system. so make the most of your life. i could go on for hours. so i will finish my drink, and wish you all peace.
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