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Homies and Ninjas
Bongsmoking kicks ass. And what would make it kick more ass would to let your bong have some friends over for once. Water alone will not protect your bong from intruders, you may need to seek help from special forces. This is where your bongbuddies come in. You've been to the supermarket, you've seen those little rubber homies and ninjas you can get for 25 or 50 cents. They don't do much just sitting there. Every once in a while I will get a homie or a ninja, heck even a space alien or three is cool! These little guys love hanging out in your bong. They will dance when you toke and cause other people that smoke your bong to start asking you questions such as "what the f*ck are these things in your bong?" Bongbuddies! I started this practice at first using only one bongbuddy, but then I started getting registered complaints about lack of social interaction so by state law I was required to add more buddies. As of now, the current party consists of 2 homies, 2 homie clowns, 1 ninja, and 1 snowboarding space alien. The complaints have ceased so I think I'm ok for now. I suggest you give your bong it's buddies before you yourself start receiving registered complaints. Thanks.
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