drug tests...

[neuket]

yes i was wondering if anyone has good tips about passing a drug test because there is this factory i have been wanting to work at but they drug test... i suppose i would concider myself a heavy smoker sometimes but not always. problem is i am not sure how (when and how soon after getting hired and what method do the drug test, ie urnialysis.. hair?) that they drug test though and htat bothers me cuz i can't just like drink something because you have to drink it like with in a few hours of getting the test for it to work... I've never had to mess with drug tests so any advice would be appreciated. thanks

[elabrahamql]

a friend once told me that if you drink a lot of milk, but I mean a lot, as if water, carrying your gallon of milk, for a week, you should be clean.



I think i saw a post before saying that a tea cleans you up, but I don´t remember which; you should look for it here in the forum.

[D9_THC]

Welcome to D9_THC's guide to passing a drugs test.


So, you've gotten a job which requires you to take drugs tests?
Well, you've come to the right place for no nonsense guidance!
Now, let's skip all the formalities and get straight to the GOOD stuff!


There are three ways to ALWAYS "succeed" here:

1) Stop hangin' round with our good friend Mary Jane. Not the most favourable way to get through this situation, but hey, you obviously want to stay at your job .

2) Don't take said new job. Again, very simple, but not neccesarily what you want the outcome to be.

3) Use someone elses urine! This way, you don't have to quit bunnin' the ganj, nor do you have to find another job! Now, the only problem is finding a friend who will be "kind" enough to give you their piss.

Now.... try these if the above three do not work, or are not erm..... plausible.

1) Some places sell FAKE URINE! I don't know of any brick+cement shops near me, but online headshops will definetly sell this! Try www.wellcoolstuff.com , it's a UK site, but I think they ship to the US.
It's powdered artificial urine, so just add water, give it to the supervisor and voila!
Hey, if you feel daring, you could even try drinking this fake weewee and tell us what happens .

2) Do lots of aerobic exercise, drink lots of cranberry juice and takes lots of vitamins and this'll clear out your system in a week. I don't know about America, but in the UK only the emergency services and the armed forces can do random drugs tests. Everywhere else has to tell you a while in advance. So at least you'll have time to prepare.

Good luck friend, and I hope everything works out so you can work at this place and smoke the good 'erb all at once

Peace.

[bud stuffer]

i have heard Arizona green tea, but i don't know that it really matters what you drink just so long as it is alot of it. you can buy detox pills that take the bad stuff out of your system at health food stores, i heard those work as well. just don't smoke for a couple of weeks until the test and flush your body with water or juice or something. all drinking a gallon of milk will do is make you throw up.

[elabrahamql]

it cleans your blood.

well, you must drink milk as water, not a whole gallon, i said you carry it with you, not drink it all in one sit.

[elabrahamql]

more names for d9_thc


you forgot pot. did you put joint??


in spanish is mota, yerba, mostaza, mois, jachis, gallo,

mmm can´t remember more for now.

[BillyBongThortn]

i pissed for probation almost a month ago and before that i hadnt smoked for about a month and a half...now i hear it takes no more than a month to leave you, but then i hear from other people that it could take longer if you smoked alot before you quit...but damn i figure if i was dirty they wouldve let me know by now...im still wondering if i was a little dirty

[dirtydingusus]

they would have told you..if you failed


some tests cannot be beet by any method other than useing clean piss!


it alll depends on the test!!!

[namron_420s]

TOCA MI CHOCHO

[dirtydingusus]

tickle your asshole?

[namron_420s]

i was just wonderin if elbrahmqulslas knew what it means.

[Stoner4eva]

If you go to your local head shop and ask for some DETOX!! This will make you clean.( it tastes like poo in a gell state) anyway whatever you do dont mention anythang about passing a drug test!!! Cuz then they will not sell it to you.

[dirtydingusus]

^^^that shit only works for some types of tests!!!!


you need to know what kind of test it is if you realy want to garintee you will pass!

[elabrahamql]

Originally posted by namron_420s
i was just wonderin if elbrahmqulslas knew what it means.

nel, esa no la habia oido, pense que a lo mejor era una frase chilanga (sin ofender)

......ojala hables español

[dirtydingusus]

no pongo les manos in la trova!




sorry thats all the espanol i know!