tips to get away with smokin'

[mrjoker100]

i know there are a lot of peeps out there that either live with their parents or live in an intolerant area where herb smokin aint allowed. there are a few things to know to get away wit smokin.
1. never smoke at school. dumbass idea no matter what school you goto. think about it...harsher penalties plus its harder to run from da pigs.
2. always be sure to get rid of the smell on your breath and clothes. herb smoke is rather obvious, espcially with bloodshot eyes, which leads me to my next point...
3. red eyes are a dead giveaway. visine is your friend.
4. dont smoke anywhere with a high concentration of police, youll get busted.
5. dont offend anybody with your smoke or loud music or obnoxious attitudes.
6.depending on where you work you might not be able to smoke.
6. basically use common sense. if there is a chance that your gonna get caught, then dont smoke. weed aint worth goin to jail for and havin bubba as your new best friend.

if you follow these basic rules then you should have many years of trouble free smokin ahead of ya.

[IGotTheCottons]

1 - don't act suspicious in front of your parents
2 - don't talk about it on the phone unless you're on a cell (just incase someone's listening on another phone on the same line)
3 - don't come home and just pig out while around people who would notice

blah blah blah

just use common sense

[mrjoker100]

good job cottons, im sure our heads will save some teens ou tthere. anyone else got anythin tos ay?

[phunkyphil]

smell- smoke outside or light some incense
munchies- say youre hungry
red eyes- dim the lights or take a shower (shampoo got in your eyes)




people get really paranoid sometimes.. dont waste the energy

[ElfNino]

AMEN! Dude, right now I'm so fucked up! ANyway....uhh...what's the topic again? rofl

Oh yeah, uhh....shit, I frogot. Uhh, gimm ea second....Oh yeah. You can check if someone else is on the line by pressing flash (If you have call waiting), if it doesn't flash over with a dialtone someone is on the phone.

[the_weed_guy]

I coulden't agree more with all of the posts. I myself am a high school senior who was cought once to to becoming to lax about hiding my burb. So my best advice would be to remember, even if it seems as though your parents are clueless, don't risk it. Oh ya, and I TOTALLY agree with who ever said don't smoke at school, but if you do, don't carry anything with you. There is no brethliser (sp?) to test if your high, oppose to alcholl, so at my school at least, if you have nothing on you, you can't get in trouble. Oh ya, try not to be paranoid, it takes away from your enjoyment, and can be kinda a buzzkiller to the people your with.

[D9_THC]

damn right *thumbs up*

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally posted by arseface
hang on, aren't you too busy morning your dead family to be posting about not being caught by them?

who???

[weedeater]

yeah definatly dont talk on the phone. recently my friend and i were talking and he said i got the stuff talking about pot and my mom was on the other line. i thought we were fucked but my parents and his parents didnt seem to care much. his parents even let us drink in his house as long as we dont drive and we are only 17. well gotta go get stoned. later

[ganjaguy420]

....and dont offer your parents a joint...

theres a tip for ya

[mrjoker100]

hey arseface that wasnt me you fuckin faggot. bullshit mother fucker.

[D9_THC]

arseface "Have a nice day."

lol, arseface

I can also back him up on that. I saw both of those threads... can't remember if I replied. So don't call him any nasty names

[KraziHare]

oh, haha, that guy

well, his name is 'mrjoker'
Perhaps he was just being honest about his personality. Anyway, lies and insults won't get you very far in life mrjoker, so chill out and smoke a bowl

Or someone will have to kill you.

(This is someone)

[SocialHeratic]

Originally posted by ganjaguy420
....and dont offer your parents a joint...

theres a tip for ya

Although with a few of my friends if you go round their house it's practically being rude NOT to offer the parents the spliff!!!! I know lots of ppl who's parents puff with us and/or buy their own.

[Unknown]

lol @ mrjoker100...
BURN!...ahahaha