Hell frozen over?

BillyBreaths · #1 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:00 AM

Its pretty funny, should take the time to read it if you have the time.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or somevariant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls >enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

Of course, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God.""

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

sysdownfall · #2 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:06 AM

Haha, good fucking read man! +rep

pmb6967 · #3 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:09 AM

Saw this once before, but a great reread!+rep

enorty · #4 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:12 AM

HAhahAHh that made me laugh sooo hard

sounds like something I would write hahaha

StonedSkunk · #5 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:14 AM

haha, nice post, I enjoyed it

+rep

wookie · #6 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:14 AM

so hell is exothermic... interesting

naughtyneighbor · #7 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:31 AM

This is the 2nd time i've read this.

still went way over my head

Mr. Thompson · #8 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:33 AM

I love the part about him sleepin with tht girl. Awesome! hes got a pretty creative imagnation to think all that up during an exam.

AlphaQ · #9 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:55 AM

First thing I thought when I saw the title of this thread is that the Detroit Lions somehow won the Superbowl.

easy slug · #10 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 06:13 AM

haha I have read that somewhere. I dunno about the fucking part. That wouldnt fly so well.

heythere · #11 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 06:30 AM

least that girl feels good about finally fucking this kid, she saved me from a life in hell when i die

BlazinDazon · #12 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 07:11 AM

This has been posted before along ass time ago cause I remember talking about how Ive down similar things on tests, just not quite that ballsy lol.

want2beme2 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 07:59 AM

That has to be one of the greatest things on earth...
1. It makes fun of religion... since I see that there is no point in having one since man created religion...
2. He figured this all out...
3. It makes fun of religion...

the lego man · #14 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 08:09 AM

hahahahahaha!
this is soooo logical and makes so much sense that it is fucking halarious! awesome post/read. +rep

RollenJokers · #15 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 08:23 AM

Yes, but one comes to wonder the mass of a soul and if it even take up space at all.

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#1 (permalink) 07-06-2006, 05:00 AM
BillyBreaths Dead Head Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 200	Hell frozen over? Its pretty funny, should take the time to read it if you have the time. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or somevariant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls >enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. Of course, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

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#3 (permalink) 07-06-2006, 05:09 AM
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#15 (permalink) 07-11-2006, 08:23 AM
RollenJokers Token Till Im Broken Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chaple Hill/Burlington, NC Posts: 183	Yes, but one comes to wonder the mass of a soul and if it even take up space at all.