smoking and usage

BlacklungBandit · #16 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by J Dylan

you: "Yeah mom I d-- uhhhhhhhhh. *chuckle* *eyes glaze over* *smile*"

mom: "Huh?"

you: "nevermind."

your friend: "Dude. are we there yet?"

hahaha +rep

ok here's what you need to do: make firecrackers, eat a big dinner before you leave, then eat the firecrackers, that way theyll take longer to digest and you wont be high for like 2 hours.

ALSO, what my friend did was tape his pipe and sack underneath his nutsack (in a ziploc bag of course) so that way when he got patted down he wouldnt get caught. this was a DMB concert.

something else you can always do is roll a few j's and put em in an altoids tin and that can go up your butthole.. or in your pocket or something. I promise it won't smell up the car

collector · #17 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 09:58 PM

im personally not nearly deditcated enough to shove joints up my anus.

J-Pimp. · #18 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 10:13 PM

yo, if you wanna sneak in jays to a concert, i got the prime way. roll em up, put them in one of those gameboy game cases (those are prime for storing) then slip in between your ass and your wallet in your back pocket

heythere · #19 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 10:26 PM

dude if your worried about your mam knowing you smoke up dont worry cause

A. your gonna be high at the concert with other stoners who reek of weed so that covers the smell

B. on the way home just stop at a store ( tell her your thirsty from moshing) get a drink and a snack and just keep the straw in your mouth and act chill, cause if your just trying to stay cool shes gonna be weird but if your talking and shit like you normally do she will just think your tired from the show and scatter brained, and i'd bring some doobie snacks too, to help the come up on the brownies once you get there

piffsmoka · #20 (**permalink**) 06-29-2006, 11:55 PM

nah youll be find just make sure you eat them before you leave nad get nice and cleaned up. I do this and it tricks them cause they realize theres no way you could have smoked.

hoast · #21 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 12:00 AM

if its a 2 hour drive your not gonna be high by the time you get there anyway

DeaconBlues · #22 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 12:21 AM

who are you going to see?

J Dylan · #23 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 12:52 AM

here's what i think you should do. just give as many brownies as you wish to eat between the two of you to your friend. then, have him get into the car with them and say that it's just a few leftover homemade brownies or something like that.

then you and him eat them when you feel the time is right.

on an empty stomach, i'd say brownies will take a little more than an hour to kick in.

depends on the person.

as long as you're experienced with being high and can handle yourself, you should be fine.

nugrugger_09 · #24 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 01:01 AM

^what if his mom wants one? It'll be delayed, but she will sure as fuck notice later.

KAdernal · #25 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nugrugger_09

^what if his mom wants one? It'll be delayed, but she will sure as fuck notice later.

then you just shove them in your mouth and act like an ass hole who wont share.c

StonedSkunk · #26 (**permalink**) 06-30-2006, 02:00 AM

haha this thread is so funny

have a good time at the concert and good luck, i think youll be fine.

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#17 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 09:58 PM
collector Nothing Is Written Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 121	im personally not nearly deditcated enough to shove joints up my anus.

#18 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 10:13 PM
J-Pimp. Stoned? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 1,305	yo, if you wanna sneak in jays to a concert, i got the prime way. roll em up, put them in one of those gameboy game cases (those are prime for storing) then slip in between your ass and your wallet in your back pocket __________________

#19 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 10:26 PM
heythere I VOTED FOR NADER Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,036	dude if your worried about your mam knowing you smoke up dont worry cause A. your gonna be high at the concert with other stoners who reek of weed so that covers the smell B. on the way home just stop at a store ( tell her your thirsty from moshing) get a drink and a snack and just keep the straw in your mouth and act chill, cause if your just trying to stay cool shes gonna be weird but if your talking and shit like you normally do she will just think your tired from the show and scatter brained, and i'd bring some doobie snacks too, to help the come up on the brownies once you get there __________________ God is looking at the world through your eyes. are you showing him a good time - a smoker in Wisconsin i have been used before, i'll be used again - MLK jr.

#20 (permalink) 06-29-2006, 11:55 PM
piffsmoka Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 331	nah youll be find just make sure you eat them before you leave nad get nice and cleaned up. I do this and it tricks them cause they realize theres no way you could have smoked.

#21 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 12:00 AM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,757	if its a 2 hour drive your not gonna be high by the time you get there anyway

#22 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 12:21 AM
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#23 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 12:52 AM
J Dylan funk fiend Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Chicago, IL / Bloomington, IN Posts: 1,988	here's what i think you should do. just give as many brownies as you wish to eat between the two of you to your friend. then, have him get into the car with them and say that it's just a few leftover homemade brownies or something like that. then you and him eat them when you feel the time is right. on an empty stomach, i'd say brownies will take a little more than an hour to kick in. depends on the person. as long as you're experienced with being high and can handle yourself, you should be fine. __________________ "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix "There's a natural mystic blowing through the air; if you listen carefully now you will hear." -Bob Marley

#24 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 01:01 AM
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#26 (permalink) 06-30-2006, 02:00 AM
StonedSkunk mmm skunky Join Date: May 2006 Location: at home in the woods Posts: 683	haha this thread is so funny have a good time at the concert and good luck, i think youll be fine. __________________ Jesus Loves You - Romans 8:38 My First Grow

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