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| i love butts Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 502
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LOL!! i got a story! this happened yesterday. me and my friend were getting baked as fuck when my bro pulls up to my house, so i put the pipe and lighter away and walk up to his car. now, he knows that i smoke, but i dont want him to see me in the act, since he's still pissed at me for smoking a ounce of his shit (i did it to help me get over this one girl lol). so anyways, he tells me he wants me to cut some rich guys grass, that he'd pay us $100. shit, i thought i could get me a quarter ounce and some blunt wraps for that much, so i tell my friend that ill be back in like 3 hours to finish smoking. well, once we get there, i get all lazy and shit lol like your typical stoner on a hot ass day. im laying in the back of the car while my bro is getting gas for the car and lawnmower at the gas station. once we get there i tell my bro that i can barely move and i need to go home. well, he tells me that i better walk my ass if i dont want to do no work. well i started walking home, and it took forever lol, but it was only about 2 miles from my house if i took a short cut thru a forest. well, i forgot that i had the key to our John Deere in my pocket. well, i go pick up my homie from his house and we go to smoke in my car in my backyard. well, like 25 mins after we start smoking a few j's that i rolled, my bro just walks up to the car and says "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR RIGHT NOW!" so im like fuck, hes probably gonna flip that i didnt want to work and chose to smoke instead. now, imagine the car with a SHITLOAD of smoke pouring out, me red-eyed and startled, and my 15 year old friend in the car still scared as hell. my bro says, "you fuckass, what the fuck is wrong with you? you stupid fuck." now im looking at him thinking, WTF i used to sell for your bitchass, how are you going to call me out on something you influenced on me. he really didnt influence me, but he has given me plenty of weed to smoke. well, he just says,"well, what are you waiting for?? give me the god damn key!" sub-counsciously i reach into my pocket and give him my pipe LOL. he looks at me and says "i said KEY not PIPE, fuckass!" so i start laughing in astonishment that i was that stoned to give him a pipe when he asked for a key. i hand him the key, and he jumps in his car and spins his tires all the way down the street. well, im looking at my friend, and start laughing my ass off. my friend just looks at me and says, "he isnt gonna tell my daddy, is he?" i started laughing hysterically, and tell him no that my bro doesent care too much about me smoking. so we go back in the car and finish the rest of our weed. it was a good day, one of them you look back on when you're dry and wish you could have it like you did back when you did.
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| 420SMOKER Join Date: Jan 2006
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Me and my friends sometimes talk about when we had our first half-o a looong ass time ago and we got up in the morning and wake and baked and then I got the lawnmower out a drove it around completely fried, it was hilarious
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^^^^ hey man i havent smoked for 5 months cuz of probation and goin in and out of jail, shit like that makes it seen like an eternity, but i am gettin out of probation june 20th(been on it for 1 year and 5 months), and i am goin to try and get some pics of my shit that i am about to get
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