Crazy pipe, and lady

smokez · #1 (**permalink**) 05-07-2006, 09:52 PM

K, so i decide i need a new pipe, i go to the mall near my house and go to the smoke shop, i love clear glass pipes personall,y just cuz u can see the air flow and shit anyways, i see a glass one, pretty good size, its like a round glass tube, with a little bowl on the top, u cover 1 sid as a HUGE choke, and its clear.

So i buy it and as i get in my house my dad is right there, so i take the pipe and put it in my jeans pocket. He told me to help him lift somethin so i was like.. ok, my pipe was in the litle pocket of ur jeans above the right jocket, i fit the end of the tube in there and the bowl was pokin out to the side.. Anyways afte rim done helping him i go upstairs to my room, and as i walk through my door, the bowl falls through my shirt onto the floor. i was like AAWWWW FUCKKKKKKKKK.so i go back down to the mall pissed as fuck, not knowing if it was my fault or a faulty glass pipe. so i go up to her she rememebes me and we start to argue.

she keeps tellibn me that theres no way it coulda just broken, but the bowl was broken off , like clean off, nothin else shattered nothing.. after awhile i refuse to leave the store, get a new pipe, and i just blazed out of it.. its so dope, im already in love

jtp2007 · #2 (**permalink**) 05-07-2006, 10:02 PM

That sucks. At least your happy though.

Fëanor · #3 (**permalink**) 05-07-2006, 11:59 PM

Sounds like you're describing a steamroller to me. Did it kinda look like this?

Anyway, sorry it broke, man, but if you got a replacement then it's all good.

scoobydooby67 · #4 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 12:03 AM

damn feanor thats the second time ive seen that thing and i love it just as much!

nice that she hooked you up smokez

TecknoLust · #5 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 03:43 AM

Thats an amazing looking piece dude. I'd love one like that. Sucks the op's pipe brike, atleast she refunded you/exchanged it? I think?

RuseOfMetacarpi · #6 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 03:12 AM

Everytime I see Feanor's steamroller I jizm in my pants.

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#1 (permalink) 05-07-2006, 09:52 PM
smokez Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 53	Crazy pipe, and lady K, so i decide i need a new pipe, i go to the mall near my house and go to the smoke shop, i love clear glass pipes personall,y just cuz u can see the air flow and shit anyways, i see a glass one, pretty good size, its like a round glass tube, with a little bowl on the top, u cover 1 sid as a HUGE choke, and its clear. So i buy it and as i get in my house my dad is right there, so i take the pipe and put it in my jeans pocket. He told me to help him lift somethin so i was like.. ok, my pipe was in the litle pocket of ur jeans above the right jocket, i fit the end of the tube in there and the bowl was pokin out to the side.. Anyways afte rim done helping him i go upstairs to my room, and as i walk through my door, the bowl falls through my shirt onto the floor. i was like AAWWWW FUCKKKKKKKKK.so i go back down to the mall pissed as fuck, not knowing if it was my fault or a faulty glass pipe. so i go up to her she rememebes me and we start to argue. she keeps tellibn me that theres no way it coulda just broken, but the bowl was broken off , like clean off, nothin else shattered nothing.. after awhile i refuse to leave the store, get a new pipe, and i just blazed out of it.. its so dope, im already in love __________________ What it do?

#2 (permalink) 05-07-2006, 10:02 PM
jtp2007 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ma Posts: 84	That sucks. At least your happy though.

#3 (permalink) 05-07-2006, 11:59 PM
Fëanor Plain Ol' Stoner Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Viva Las Vegas! Posts: 3,200	Sounds like you're describing a steamroller to me. Did it kinda look like this? Anyway, sorry it broke, man, but if you got a replacement then it's all good. __________________ The function of government is to protect me from others. It's up to me, thank you, to protect me from me. - Arthur Hoppe

#4 (permalink) 05-08-2006, 12:03 AM
scoobydooby67 Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,789	damn feanor thats the second time ive seen that thing and i love it just as much! nice that she hooked you up smokez

#5 (permalink) 05-08-2006, 03:43 AM
TecknoLust Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 939	Thats an amazing looking piece dude. I'd love one like that. Sucks the op's pipe brike, atleast she refunded you/exchanged it? I think?

#6 (permalink) 05-11-2006, 03:12 AM
RuseOfMetacarpi Sexy Poetry Devil Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: there's no time in this place Posts: 2,104	Everytime I see Feanor's steamroller I jizm in my pants. __________________ I been fettered and I been free, boys I been fed up with what's expected of me, boys it's my damn own fault now, innit, aye, boys? yeah, jerusalem, boys. My writing

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