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WL-Jeff · #1 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 05:48 AM

from laughter!!

so i was at my boy brandon's party tonight and there is this really hot girl nicole there, gettin drunk like everyone else, dancing have a good time.. anyways, this 90lb hottie nicole is sitting there dancing and she shoe causes her to take a fall to the couch... funny, but thats nothing.... as she is gettin up, brandon's 120 pitbull sees a perfect chance to jump on the back of a hot peice of ass.. and sure enough, as she is gettin up, Jessie (the dog) gets a super grip around Nicole's waste and just starts going to town... and when i say he goes to town, i fucking mean it... he is just tryin to tear it up... and poor little 90lb Nicole is helpless, this 120lb dog just over powers here by alot... this goes on for about 3mins straight while everyone there watches in tears laughing at what they are witenessing... brandon just so happens to be in the garage for the most of the time and when he walks in to see his dog beatin it up, he just hits the floor from laughing so hard, nobody does anything to help this poor girl, not even me..

after the dog finishes with his business, he lets her go only to have her fall to the floor in embaressment.. we all have been pokin fun at brandon for the night because he has been tryin to get with this girl for months and his dog did it within seconds...lol..

good times...good times!

Smoken Souljah · #2 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:02 AM

dude no fucking way....... are you saying..... the dog...... the girl.....

..... no way man... just no way.... im sorry, i can't beleive that.... but if that really happened..... damn dude....... dammmmmn.... you guys sat there and laughed for 3 minutes?...... thats kinda sick.....

TorontoCartel · #3 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:05 AM

the dog like dry humped her fool, not like actual sex...

Smoken Souljah · #4 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:07 AM

well he needed to specify then...... hazey skies make for assuming minds.

Rasta_Man · #5 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:09 AM

haha oh buddy i have a story to top that:

this was years ago, first year of highschool.

Me and a bunch of buddies were all stoned, laying in the park in the middle of the night, enjoying the buzz, talking, whatever.

Out of the dark, this crazy horny stray dog runs out with this boner and intantly start humping a friend named graham.

before the kid can get up and push the dog away the dog jizzez on the kids shirt. no joke.

That dog is the best creature to ever walk the earth! The little bastard knew what he wanted and just went for it.

Haha rep + for that story though, it made my day, awesome/terrible visual.

WL-Jeff · #6 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:14 AM

now rastaman, that sure tops my story, but im sure the feeling was nutural, it was crazy, out of nowhere his dog just jumps this little chick and starts tryin to tear it up.

and Smoken Souljah:

god no he didnt actually hit it, but dry humped the hell out of her... jeez man :-/

BlacklungBandit · #7 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:16 AM

oh god im dying of laughter +rep

naughtyneighbor · #8 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 07:19 AM

haha wtf

killAss · #9 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 07:31 AM

Hahaha Thats Funny As Fuckk+ Rep

kigy · #10 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killAss

Hahaha Thats Funny As Fuckk+ Rep

Rape is no laughing matter sir...

jk that was pretty funny.

HerbsINtheBurbs · #11 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 12:04 PM

hahaha, I cracked up because I can totally picture it. I'd be laughing too, but I prob woulda tried to help her... maybe I woulda tap'd dat...

wDonnel · #12 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 04:29 PM

kigy is right, rape is no laughing matter, unless your raping a clown

Fëanor · #13 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 04:34 PM

Wow, that poor girl. I would've helped her. That's such an embarassing thing to have happen to you.

SpookyMrWaffles · #14 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:08 PM

The best part is how everyone just kinda watched it happen. +rep for making me laugh hard.

calicheese23 · #15 (**permalink**) 04-29-2006, 06:12 PM

hahah that was a great story +rep

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#1 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 05:48 AM
WL-Jeff My Nissan > Your Car Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,171	i almost died tonight! from laughter!! so i was at my boy brandon's party tonight and there is this really hot girl nicole there, gettin drunk like everyone else, dancing have a good time.. anyways, this 90lb hottie nicole is sitting there dancing and she shoe causes her to take a fall to the couch... funny, but thats nothing.... as she is gettin up, brandon's 120 pitbull sees a perfect chance to jump on the back of a hot peice of ass.. and sure enough, as she is gettin up, Jessie (the dog) gets a super grip around Nicole's waste and just starts going to town... and when i say he goes to town, i fucking mean it... he is just tryin to tear it up... and poor little 90lb Nicole is helpless, this 120lb dog just over powers here by alot... this goes on for about 3mins straight while everyone there watches in tears laughing at what they are witenessing... brandon just so happens to be in the garage for the most of the time and when he walks in to see his dog beatin it up, he just hits the floor from laughing so hard, nobody does anything to help this poor girl, not even me.. after the dog finishes with his business, he lets her go only to have her fall to the floor in embaressment.. we all have been pokin fun at brandon for the night because he has been tryin to get with this girl for months and his dog did it within seconds...lol.. good times...good times! __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#2 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:02 AM
Smoken Souljah Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 661	dude no fucking way....... are you saying..... the dog...... the girl..... ..... no way man... just no way.... im sorry, i can't beleive that.... but if that really happened..... damn dude....... dammmmmn.... you guys sat there and laughed for 3 minutes?...... thats kinda sick.....

#3 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:05 AM
TorontoCartel Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 756	the dog like dry humped her fool, not like actual sex... __________________

#4 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:07 AM
Smoken Souljah Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 661	well he needed to specify then...... hazey skies make for assuming minds.

#5 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:09 AM
Rasta_Man Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,223	haha oh buddy i have a story to top that: this was years ago, first year of highschool. Me and a bunch of buddies were all stoned, laying in the park in the middle of the night, enjoying the buzz, talking, whatever. Out of the dark, this crazy horny stray dog runs out with this boner and intantly start humping a friend named graham. before the kid can get up and push the dog away the dog jizzez on the kids shirt. no joke. That dog is the best creature to ever walk the earth! The little bastard knew what he wanted and just went for it. Haha rep + for that story though, it made my day, awesome/terrible visual.

#6 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:14 AM
WL-Jeff My Nissan > Your Car Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,171	now rastaman, that sure tops my story, but im sure the feeling was nutural, it was crazy, out of nowhere his dog just jumps this little chick and starts tryin to tear it up. and Smoken Souljah: god no he didnt actually hit it, but dry humped the hell out of her... jeez man :-/ __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#7 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:16 AM
BlacklungBandit Registerd Abuser Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kansas City Posts: 459	oh god im dying of laughter +rep __________________ http://youtube.com/watch?v=3NmC5wHfCdM ^Everybody should watch this, learn your rights and how to deal with police.^

#8 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 07:19 AM
naughtyneighbor I said no but I wanted it Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,825	haha wtf __________________ Pro-Pot Article Collection

#9 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 07:31 AM
killAss High Life Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Plymouth, Wisconsin Posts: 1,890	Hahaha Thats Funny As Fuckk+ Rep __________________ Fuck all anti drug propaganda

#11 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 12:04 PM
HerbsINtheBurbs Spread Green Love Join Date: May 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 4,151	hahaha, I cracked up because I can totally picture it. I'd be laughing too, but I prob woulda tried to help her... maybe I woulda tap'd dat...

#13 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 04:34 PM
Fëanor Plain Ol' Stoner Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Viva Las Vegas! Posts: 2,967	Wow, that poor girl. I would've helped her. That's such an embarassing thing to have happen to you. __________________ The function of government is to protect me from others. It's up to me, thank you, to protect me from me. - Arthur Hoppe

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#12 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 04:29 PM
wDonnel Bong Smoker Join Date: May 2005 Location: my little happy place Posts: 469	kigy is right, rape is no laughing matter, unless your raping a clown __________________ i love weed, i love getting high take out the seeds, your ready to fly light the bong, smoke the pot sing a song, and trip a lot

#14 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:08 PM
SpookyMrWaffles The train Rolled on Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte Posts: 187	The best part is how everyone just kinda watched it happen. +rep for making me laugh hard. __________________ "Pardon me, I had to get out of the boat so I could walk on water." - Jay Z

#15 (permalink) 04-29-2006, 06:12 PM
calicheese23 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Posts: 591	hahah that was a great story +rep __________________ Rick Simpson. GC read this!