Stoner Mistakes: The Anthology

[J Dylan]

Okay... in light of my stoned mistake 5 minutes ago, I've decided to start a thread.

By the way, I think I used anthology right in my thread title, if it means "Stoner Mistakes: The Collection of Stories."

Name THE STUPIDEST thing you've EVER done while you were stoned. Whether it was because it made no sense, because it was embarrassing, or because it was hilarious.

I'll get the topic started. This happened about 5 minutes ago.

So, I'm surfin' GC, and I notice the clock. 4:19PM. I hadn't smoked yet today, so I was like... sweet. So I get out my bong, get out my weed and lighter. I pack a fat bowl. 4:20PM. I spark the bowl. 4:31PM. I find myself staring down at an empty bowl. 4:32PM. I figure, "hey, empty bowl = haven't smoked yet." So, I pack another bowl. 4:38PM. I look down upon a completely cashed bowl. 4:40PM. I ponder how I got so high off one bowl, off the same bud that took me two bowls to get what I wanted going yesterday. 4:42PM (now). I arrive at GrassCity with my realization that I had indeliberately packed and smoked two bowls, when I only intended to smoke one.

I got so high off the first bowl... that I forgot I smoked it and smoked a second.

This weed is really fucking me up. This may not have made sense... sorry if it didn't

Edit: In the beginning I said this story was happening 5 min ago. I dunno if that's right, cause was like a 20 min time span that the story took place in. Umm... maybe I'm thinking too much.

[Burned Haze]

Well last year i was alone and stoned as fuck. and i had a huge eraction (yea...) and i like fell asleep on it and woke up wit biggest pain the world on my penis . same day my gf wanted some i couldnt even do it cause it hurt so much. she laughed at me and it was kinda embarssing cause i told some other people and word got out....lol

[popsson]

i smoked when my mom was in the next room.

[endosmokrWV]

one day me and my friends got baked and one of them talked us all into robbing this house for liquor and cash, we all got arrested but they let us off cause we were to high to make it into the house haha.

[syntax13]

I'm not really sure how stupid it was but where I smoke I go in the woods about 50 yards perpindicular to the trail, and I got lost for about half an hour trying to find my way back out. I was on a dirtbike and I forgot my contacts so that made it even harder cause I couldn't see shit.

[AimedForDeath]

The other day me and Floydian got so high off our 4ft two bowl bong that we ended up overfilling the bong with water, thus shooting water through our bowl and weed packed in the bowl, then in the scramle to fix that we knocked over "The snork" another one of my bongs, no water spilled. We thought it was empty, but floydian turned it over and water poured ALL over, and scrambling with that lead us to dropping my grinder filled with some bud and a lot of keif, into a glass of water, then Floydian rushed to get it, knocked a drawer in and it busted my glass bong in half... Try that on for size.


-AFD

[Danimal]

Originally Posted by AimedForDeath

The other day me and Floydian got so high off our 4ft two bowl bong that we ended up overfilling the bong with water, thus shooting water through our bowl and weed packed in the bowl, then in the scramle to fix that we knocked over "The snork" another one of my bongs, no water spilled. We thought it was empty, but floydian turned it over and water poured ALL over, and scrambling with that lead us to dropping my grinder filled with some bud and a lot of keif, into a glass of water, then Floydian rushed to get it, knocked a drawer in and it busted my glass bong in half... Try that on for size.


-AFD

That is like the ultimate shittiest thing that could happen in under 2 minutes. Man that sucks.

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by AimedForDeath

The other day me and Floydian got so high off our 4ft two bowl bong that we ended up overfilling the bong with water, thus shooting water through our bowl and weed packed in the bowl, then in the scramle to fix that we knocked over "The snork" another one of my bongs, no water spilled. We thought it was empty, but floydian turned it over and water poured ALL over, and scrambling with that lead us to dropping my grinder filled with some bud and a lot of keif, into a glass of water, then Floydian rushed to get it, knocked a drawer in and it busted my glass bong in half... Try that on for size.


-AFD

hahaha, the way you finish it off with the "... Try that on for size." was perfect

shoulda finished it with bitch so it was like: "... Try that on for size... Bitch."

[BrickInTheWall]

Originally Posted by AimedForDeath

The other day me and Floydian got so high off our 4ft two bowl bong that we ended up overfilling the bong with water, thus shooting water through our bowl and weed packed in the bowl, then in the scramle to fix that we knocked over "The snork" another one of my bongs, no water spilled. We thought it was empty, but floydian turned it over and water poured ALL over, and scrambling with that lead us to dropping my grinder filled with some bud and a lot of keif, into a glass of water, then Floydian rushed to get it, knocked a drawer in and it busted my glass bong in half... Try that on for size.


-AFD

Lmao, sorry about the poor bong that got smashed in half though but talk about the domino effect when it comes to one thing to another and non of them were good things

[AimedForDeath]

Originally Posted by BrickInTheWall

Lmao, sorry about the poor bong that got smashed in half though but talk about the domino effect when it comes to one thing to another and non of them were good things

Yeah, it was a pretty horrible time. All we could do was sit there in disbelife, not moving in fear of fucking somthing else up. He's buying me a new 2ft tall CCG mushroom bong come monday though, so it's all cool.

-AFD

[WillWork4Smoke]

This actually happened this past friday. This was at my friends place at about 2 in the a.m. anyhow I am preparing a pizza and I was planning on throwing away excess cheese. I accidentely spilled some cheese in a drawer and it sat there till yesterday(tuesday). All the drawers around his kitchen look the same and are all right next to each other. Without looking down I spilled the excessive cheese into his dish washer thinking it was the trash can. It was a mess, it took me 30+ minutes to clean it all up.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by AimedForDeath

Yeah, it was a pretty horrible time. All we could do was sit there in disbelife, not moving in fear of fucking somthing else up. He's buying me a new 2ft tall CCG mushroom bong come monday though, so it's all cool.

-AFD

That does sound cool.

I have the worst story. Really. I was SO dumb and got fucked over so much. I don't have time to tell the story now, I'm on my way out, but when I get a chance, I'll tell you about it and you can laugh at me.

[Huskey]

Not a mistake really, but halarious. My firned and I have hit like 2-3 bowls from a GCC spoon and i take like a fake hit (there was no cherrie but i was high and thought "Hey there might be random smoke in there anyway..." so then i take the fakest hit ever and asked my friend for teh sploof. For some reason I blew madd hard so the rubber band could'nt hold. We were at the window so when teh rubber band gave way, there was 2 laundry sheets and 2 toilet paper sheets randomly sitting ona roof. My friend and I immediatley crack up uncontrollably and everytime we go "Okay ... I'm straight" we'd look back at the roof and start the laughter all over again. We were laughing for a good 5 minutes straight. Then I leaned out the window and grabed some of the dryer sheets and toilet paper. We could'nt hit any more after that because no sploof = no smoking. One of teh funniest things ever I'd say. Just sitting there with an empty toilet paper roll... That's my story.

[Danimal]

Hahahahaha, last weekend me and my friend had the munchies and I was drivin so we went to McDonald's and I put my windshield wipers on high and there was no rain at all. The lady givin us our food was like what the fuck is goin on. It was so hilarious.

[metalstonerking]

Originally Posted by Danimal

Hahahahaha, last weekend me and my friend had the munchies and I was drivin so we went to McDonald's and I put my windshield wipers on high and there was no rain at all. The lady givin us our food was like what the fuck is goin on. It was so hilarious.

Hahahaha yes

Well, one time me and my cousin and a car full of people pulled up to Taco Bell, and the driver's just like "Alright, everyone just be cool." So everyone just goes through and orders acting like they're all normal, and then its my turn, so I jump up to the front and start yelling,

HOLA. ME LLAMO ENCHILADA. I'LL HAVE FUCKIN...

EIGHT TACOS.

AND SUPREMO NACHOS. WITH EXTRA SUPREMO.

Then there was an awkward pause and the lady was starting to say something and then I just blurt out DO NOT FORGET MY COLA Beavis style.