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Blutteufel · #**601** (**permalink**) 09-10-2006, 08:19 PM

Just remembered another good one. A few days after I turned 19 I went and bought a couple of six packs to celebrate, and on my way home I also stopped at my dealer's place to get an ounce just for good measure. After I got back I called up some friends and we got completely plastered, then I started smoking. After a few minutes of blazing I started to feel more high than drunk, so I started drinking again, but began to feel more drunk than high. I lit my bong up again and kept hitting it for a while, then drank for a while once more. After I looked at the clock, I realized that we had been smoking an drinking from 6 PM to 5 AM, and we had no beer left and only about 5 grams. That was the biggest waste of both grass and booze that I have ever had the misfortune of participating in.

hemp8715 · #**602** (**permalink**) 09-10-2006, 08:48 PM

i just remembered one from high school.i had smoked a bowl befor i went to school.towerds the middle of the day i was really tired. i had to pee really bad so i went in the bathroom and put my head agest the wall and i fell sleep standing up pissing.i checked how long i was gone and i fell a sleep in there of about 10min.my teacher was mad that i was gone so long and asked what i was doing in there
for so long so i told him i was feeling a little sick and he left it at that.

Dannk! · #**603** (**permalink**) 09-11-2006, 05:14 AM

LMAO! I can't belive I have read all 50 pages of this thread.

Well any ways, there was about six of us chillin' at my buddy Josh's house. Were sittin' around the fire, drinkin' and smokin'. Me any my buddy Curt start messing around on this old shitty Walmart BMX that he had over there. The back tire was flat but we diddn't give a fuck. So were doing barspins and 180s and shit on the lawn, and tube tube pops out of the tire and wraps itself around the sprocket, rendering the bike un-rideable. We just leave the bike on the lawn, and I go back to the fire. Curt disappears.....

5 minutes later....

Josh: Dude, where the fuck is Curt?

Me: I have no idea man, mabey he went to take a piss or something......

We hear rushing footsteps, and we turn around just in time to see Curt let out a lound battle cry and do a jumping downward strike on the bike with a 12 pound sledgehammer. Something like this, but he wasn't waering purple pants....

... Every one was silent for a couple seconds, then we all jumped to our feet at once. We grabbed the nearest heavy object we could find (splitting axe, baseball bat, lead pipe) , dragged this bike across the road into the ditch and continued to beat the living shit out of it untill it had no cranks, tires, or seat left and the frame was bent in half. It was the most random thing ever haha.

Peace
Dannk!...

hemp8715 · #**604** (**permalink**) 09-11-2006, 05:56 AM

you killed a poor old bmx bike. its a sad day when they get taken out like that. oh what the hell am i talking about its from walmart. i would have done the same thing.

Dannk! · #**605** (**permalink**) 09-11-2006, 05:59 AM

One more:

Me, and one of my buddies took a road trip to Fernie, B.C. a couple of weekends ago to go mountain biking. On our last day there we decide to go up to this mountain lake near there called Sliver Springs to do some cliff diving, keep in mind that this is my friends frist time cliff diving ever. We blaze a doobie on the five minute hike up to the lake. We get up there finally and buddies doin' alright, worked his way up to the 30fter and he's busting it out no problem. I decide we should toke another doob and go scope out the biggest cliff there, the 60 fter. Same one as in this picture....

I tell my buddy at this hight you HAVE to land right, Blah, Blah, Blah. I think hes got this shit locked because he was landing fine off the 30 everytime. I jump, land safely, and siwm to the shore. I yell up to him to giv'er and after a few moments hesitation he does.

50ft: He gets into good form, I think he got this no problem.

40ft: Good Form

30ft: Still in good form.

20ft from the water Dumbass (from now on said friend will be refered to as this) screams out, "OH MY GOD I CAN"T DO IT!!!!", and goes into a cannonball.

I dove in as soon as he hit the water because I knew I was going to have to drag his dumb ass out of the lake. I get him back to shore and after a few minutes he finally started breathing normally againg (knocked the wind out of him). The bottom of his legs were blood red (but not actully bleeding), because of all the blood vessles he broke apon impact.

The worst was yet to come.....

When you land with your legs togeather it automaticly causes your ass-cheaks to clench togeather. When Dumbass hit the water, ass first I might add, he gave himself somthing veary unplesent. Something that Hospitals like to refere to as an enema. Suddenly, Dumbass jumps to his feet and started sprinting towards the woods. He didn't make it.

Peace
Dannk!...

jycottonmouth · #**606** (**permalink**) 09-11-2006, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dannk!

One more:

Me, and one of my buddies took a road trip to Fernie, B.C. a couple of weekends ago to go mountain biking. On our last day there we decide to go up to this mountain lake near there called Sliver Springs to do some cliff diving, keep in mind that this is my friends frist time cliff diving ever. We blaze a doobie on the five minute hike up to the lake. We get up there finally and buddies doin' alright, worked his way up to the 30fter and he's busting it out no problem. I decide we should toke another doob and go scope out the biggest cliff there, the 60 fter. Same one as in this picture....

I tell my buddy at this hight you HAVE to land right, Blah, Blah, Blah. I think hes got this shit locked because he was landing fine off the 30 everytime. I jump, land safely, and siwm to the shore. I yell up to him to giv'er and after a few moments hesitation he does.

50ft: He gets into good form, I think he got this no problem.

40ft: Good Form

30ft: Still in good form.

20ft from the water Dumbass (from now on said friend will be refered to as this) screams out, "OH MY GOD I CAN"T DO IT!!!!", and goes into a cannonball.

I dove in as soon as he hit the water because I knew I was going to have to drag his dumb ass out of the lake. I get him back to shore and after a few minutes he finally started breathing normally againg (knocked the wind out of him). The bottom of his legs were blood red (but not actully bleeding), because of all the blood vessles he broke apon impact.

The worst was yet to come.....

When you land with your legs togeather it automaticly causes your ass-cheaks to clench togeather. When Dumbass hit the water, ass first I might add, he gave himself somthing veary unplesent. Something that Hospitals like to refere to as an enema. Suddenly, Dumbass jumps to his feet and started sprinting towards the woods. He didn't make it.

Peace
Dannk!...

hahaahaha nice dude

gotarheels · #**607** (**permalink**) 09-12-2006, 06:03 AM

might as well share mine:

when i was in high school, one of my friends ran away from home and broke into a $3 mil mansion that was being built... he invited us over to "his house" and we all decided that we were going to spend the night there even though it was a sunday night... we were inside and smoking alot, and then i was like, dude, i've got some ambien in my car, we should take it

ambien + bud = no memory whatsoever, but i can tell you what i know of what must have happened

we had all of our cars outside of the mansion on the street basically across from this vacant house... i think we left the house (thank god - it would have been breaking and entering) sometime during the night bc there was too much sawdust and we couldnt breathe

but the next morning, we are all in my friends car with i think like 4 pieces, a grinder, and 2 zips of bud all sitting out and the car reeked of bud (we must have hotboxed it pretty late at night bc there was still a hazy quality to the air)

anyways, we wake up to a knocking on the window and there is a cop standing there asking us why we are sleeping in our car and there are doritos bags and clothes surrounding the car (we still have no idea)

my friend says gets out of the car and since it is hazy i think the cop couldnt see any of the paraphenalia, but he is still fucked up off the ambien and doesnt know what to say to the cop so he says "good morning, policeman" and we all hear this and start chuckling

the cop was cool though and told us to just go to school (it was like 6 am in the morning) where we went in and took showers in the lockerroom like 2 hours before school and our principal was in the lockerroom and was the only one there

randomfish · #**608** (**permalink**) 09-13-2006, 01:24 AM

my favorite thread and im only on page 16 (i had to say it so id remember later)

one of my freinds owns a pool and sometime near the beggining of winter we were over at his house and he told me that his brother walked acrossed it all the time so i figured id try, i took one step onto the ice and my leg whent right in, i was laughing so hard i forgot to take my leg out of the ice water for a good 20 seconds

another time we all whent to a foodstore and bought 2 leiters and bendy straws, put them in the cart and pushed the cart all the way home (we still have it)

my last story for now took place about a week ago when we were smoking from a bong that broke cleanly in half and we were holding it together while smoking from it (amazingly it worked fine) i was hitting it and my arm moved slightly causing the 2 peices i was pushing on the come apart, the bong pack whent flying and half landed on my friends couch (and burnt it) and the other half landed on my pants and burnt my legs because i was to buzy laughing to notice it

Reddy Johnston · #**609** (**permalink**) 09-17-2006, 02:53 AM

alright i got one. back in highschool me and 2 buddies toke up at my buddy bobby's place.so after that, my other friend pat gets wicked munchies and so we take a drive to stop and shop.this was like 1030 at night, and by the time we get outta there (3 bags each) with our food its like 11. we were driving around listening to music eating a shitload of food, then this cop comes OUTTA NO WHERE and pulls us over. so bobby starts geekin out cuz he has his bowl and an 1/8 with him, so he sits on it and spreads the food out all across the back seat and on him. pat's sittin shotgun and he kinda freezes up so im just like chill guys i got this covered (we didnt smoke in my car yet cuz we smoked about 4 bowls before goin to the shop n stop and did the ol eye drops) so the cop comes up and he's like even boys where you headed too? and i say oh nothin much, enjoyin a late night snack. he says well, you boys certainly look like you got yourselves a party goin. and his light's lookin at the front and a little in the back and the he starts shining it on pat and he just frozen on the spot lookin kind pale and then the cop goes you alright son? and pat just startes at him and then the cop says you feeling okay? and then pat looks at the cop, looks and me then back at the cop and says hablo no inglés, DEAD SERIOUS. (this kid is the whitest kind in the world btw). and we all just stare at him, including the cop, and he says sorry? then pat repeats hablo no inglés. usted es un cerdo gordo estúpido(you are a stupid fat pig). and i hear bobby in back trying not to laugh. pat looks at me and i say sorry sir but my friend here cant speak english. and he says, is that so still lookin CONFUSED AS FUCK at pat and pat just stares right bak at him with this blank stare, and bobby's dieing in the back. but the cop goes i think i'll just let you boys off tonite. stay outta trouble and drive safe. and he walks away so confused and i look in my mirror and he's scratchin and shakin his head and once he drives by bobby and i burst out laffing and bobby goes DUDE wen did you know spanish??? he says soy talentoso (im talented) and shrugs. we laff so hard for about 10 minutes bobby nearly pissed his pants. then we smoked the 1/8 bobby had and wen back to his place and finished the food.
and the funny thing was the next morning pat couldnt even say fiesta and knew what it meant.

chop it up · #**610** (**permalink**) 09-17-2006, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reddy Johnston

alright i got one. back in highschool me and 2 buddies toke up at my buddy bobby's place.so after that, my other friend pat gets wicked munchies and so we take a drive to stop and shop.this was like 1030 at night, and by the time we get outta there (3 bags each) with our food its like 11. we were driving around listening to music eating a shitload of food, then this cop comes OUTTA NO WHERE and pulls us over. so bobby starts geekin out cuz he has his bowl and an 1/8 with him, so he sits on it and spreads the food out all across the back seat and on him. pat's sittin shotgun and he kinda freezes up so im just like chill guys i got this covered (we didnt smoke in my car yet cuz we smoked about 4 bowls before goin to the shop n stop and did the ol eye drops) so the cop comes up and he's like even boys where you headed too? and i say oh nothin much, enjoyin a late night snack. he says well, you boys certainly look like you got yourselves a party goin. and his light's lookin at the front and a little in the back and the he starts shining it on pat and he just frozen on the spot lookin kind pale and then the cop goes you alright son? and pat just startes at him and then the cop says you feeling okay? and then pat looks at the cop, looks and me then back at the cop and says hablo no inglés, DEAD SERIOUS. (this kid is the whitest kind in the world btw). and we all just stare at him, including the cop, and he says sorry? then pat repeats hablo no inglés. usted es un cerdo gordo estúpido(you are a stupid fat pig). and i hear bobby in back trying not to laugh. pat looks at me and i say sorry sir but my friend here cant speak english. and he says, is that so still lookin CONFUSED AS FUCK at pat and pat just stares right bak at him with this blank stare, and bobby's dieing in the back. but the cop goes i think i'll just let you boys off tonite. stay outta trouble and drive safe. and he walks away so confused and i look in my mirror and he's scratchin and shakin his head and once he drives by bobby and i burst out laffing and bobby goes DUDE wen did you know spanish??? he says soy talentoso (im talented) and shrugs. we laff so hard for about 10 minutes bobby nearly pissed his pants. then we smoked the 1/8 bobby had and wen back to his place and finished the food.
and the funny thing was the next morning pat couldnt even say fiesta and knew what it meant.

hahahahaha, good story!

jmac8021 · #**611** (**permalink**) 09-17-2006, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrumper

Okay,

So a few years ago, one night my friend Sherman and I decided to go smoke acouple of joints in the woods behind his house. After we finished, we decided to pack my bowl just for good measure. We were RIPPED. So like any twoo good stoners, we needed snacks. It just so happens that there is a Stop and Shop through the woods behind his house, so off we went.
I headed straight for the entemens raspberry danish and nesquick, my sherman got trapped by the ben and jerrys cooler (that thing is bad enough straight....imagine deciding among 30 flavors baked). So we each picked out like 2 pints and started to head out. We looked SOO high it wasnt even funny.
We were leaving the isle and because I wasnt looking I bumped into someone coming around the corner and dropped my stuff everywhere haha. I mean stuff went flying! So i started mumbling "oh im sorry!" and stuff and then I realised I had literally bumped into 3 fully dressed, on duty, mass state troopers

.........

My brain exploded. I had a cashed pipe in my pocket......im carrying 2 pints of ice cream, 1 big ass danish, chips and chocolate milk. The conversation went as follows.

"Hey sorry about that officer........." - me

"Its okay. Just watch out where your going" -officer 1

"............" - us

"What are you guys doing with all this food?" - officer 2(its 2am by the way)

"Oh....umm we are just hungery" - me

"You are going to eat all of it?"- officer 1

"Why do you want some?" - sherman (i swear to god he said those exact words)

".................................................. ............." - all of us

"........you boys better be getting back"- officer 2

"okay goodnight.....sirs" - me

my heart is thumping a mile a minute........we get to the checkout and I hear one of them yell "HEY!" and start running towards us. I think about running because of the state of mind im in..........fight or flee!?

"you guys dropped this" he said, and handed me my fucking danish.

Best/worst thing ever.

OMG that was a hella funny story...why do you want some? lol wtf..Ican't believe they didnt ask if you were high lol.

PitThugZ · #**612** (**permalink**) 09-18-2006, 10:59 PM

i went on this trip to utah that was sick as hell but we were all up on the lift and i wanted to spark a bowl on the lift but i couldnt find my goddamn piece i swear my snowboard jacket has like 50 pockets in it. i searched all over only to realize it was in the main front pocket once i get down the mountain ...

eskmo · #**613** (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 12:35 AM

Sometimes when I stay over at my freinds house, I act like im asleep and when he falls asleep, I go down stairs and find a random place and take a shit on the floor, and in the morning when his family finds it, I just blame it on the cat!

(I usually just do it at the bottom of the stairs and one day his mom slipped on it!!)

Anyway like the 5th time I was over at his house, I go down stairs and shit EVERYWHERE and the next morning when I say it was the cat, they remind me that their cat died last tuesday.
So they found out it was me and I had to go home early, and they told my parents.

DankHotBoxer420 · #**614** (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 12:37 AM

dude, that's hilarious and fucked up at the same time.

hemp8715 · #**615** (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 12:39 AM

you are one sick fuck. if someone shit some place in my house other then my bathroom. i would beat there ass, and then rub there face in it.

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#602 (permalink) 09-10-2006, 08:48 PM
hemp8715 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: north east pa Posts: 148	i just remembered one from high school.i had smoked a bowl befor i went to school.towerds the middle of the day i was really tired. i had to pee really bad so i went in the bathroom and put my head agest the wall and i fell sleep standing up pissing.i checked how long i was gone and i fell a sleep in there of about 10min.my teacher was mad that i was gone so long and asked what i was doing in there for so long so i told him i was feeling a little sick and he left it at that.

#603 (permalink) 09-11-2006, 05:14 AM
Dannk! Freeridin' Toker Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 389	LMAO! I can't belive I have read all 50 pages of this thread. Well any ways, there was about six of us chillin' at my buddy Josh's house. Were sittin' around the fire, drinkin' and smokin'. Me any my buddy Curt start messing around on this old shitty Walmart BMX that he had over there. The back tire was flat but we diddn't give a fuck. So were doing barspins and 180s and shit on the lawn, and tube tube pops out of the tire and wraps itself around the sprocket, rendering the bike un-rideable. We just leave the bike on the lawn, and I go back to the fire. Curt disappears..... 5 minutes later.... Josh: Dude, where the fuck is Curt? Me: I have no idea man, mabey he went to take a piss or something...... We hear rushing footsteps, and we turn around just in time to see Curt let out a lound battle cry and do a jumping downward strike on the bike with a 12 pound sledgehammer. Something like this, but he wasn't waering purple pants.... ... Every one was silent for a couple seconds, then we all jumped to our feet at once. We grabbed the nearest heavy object we could find (splitting axe, baseball bat, lead pipe) , dragged this bike across the road into the ditch and continued to beat the living shit out of it untill it had no cranks, tires, or seat left and the frame was bent in half. It was the most random thing ever haha. Peace Dannk!... __________________ Last edited by Dannk!; 09-11-2006 at 05:17 AM.

#604 (permalink) 09-11-2006, 05:56 AM
hemp8715 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: north east pa Posts: 148	you killed a poor old bmx bike. its a sad day when they get taken out like that. oh what the hell am i talking about its from walmart. i would have done the same thing.

#605 (permalink) 09-11-2006, 05:59 AM
Dannk! Freeridin' Toker Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 389	One more: Me, and one of my buddies took a road trip to Fernie, B.C. a couple of weekends ago to go mountain biking. On our last day there we decide to go up to this mountain lake near there called Sliver Springs to do some cliff diving, keep in mind that this is my friends frist time cliff diving ever. We blaze a doobie on the five minute hike up to the lake. We get up there finally and buddies doin' alright, worked his way up to the 30fter and he's busting it out no problem. I decide we should toke another doob and go scope out the biggest cliff there, the 60 fter. Same one as in this picture.... I tell my buddy at this hight you HAVE to land right, Blah, Blah, Blah. I think hes got this shit locked because he was landing fine off the 30 everytime. I jump, land safely, and siwm to the shore. I yell up to him to giv'er and after a few moments hesitation he does. 50ft: He gets into good form, I think he got this no problem. 40ft: Good Form 30ft: Still in good form. 20ft from the water Dumbass (from now on said friend will be refered to as this) screams out, "OH MY GOD I CAN"T DO IT!!!!", and goes into a cannonball. I dove in as soon as he hit the water because I knew I was going to have to drag his dumb ass out of the lake. I get him back to shore and after a few minutes he finally started breathing normally againg (knocked the wind out of him). The bottom of his legs were blood red (but not actully bleeding), because of all the blood vessles he broke apon impact. The worst was yet to come..... When you land with your legs togeather it automaticly causes your ass-cheaks to clench togeather. When Dumbass hit the water, ass first I might add, he gave himself somthing veary unplesent. Something that Hospitals like to refere to as an enema. Suddenly, Dumbass jumps to his feet and started sprinting towards the woods. He didn't make it. Peace Dannk!... __________________ Last edited by Dannk!; 09-11-2006 at 06:02 AM.

#607 (permalink) 09-12-2006, 06:03 AM
gotarheels Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 13	might as well share mine: when i was in high school, one of my friends ran away from home and broke into a $3 mil mansion that was being built... he invited us over to "his house" and we all decided that we were going to spend the night there even though it was a sunday night... we were inside and smoking alot, and then i was like, dude, i've got some ambien in my car, we should take it ambien + bud = no memory whatsoever, but i can tell you what i know of what must have happened we had all of our cars outside of the mansion on the street basically across from this vacant house... i think we left the house (thank god - it would have been breaking and entering) sometime during the night bc there was too much sawdust and we couldnt breathe but the next morning, we are all in my friends car with i think like 4 pieces, a grinder, and 2 zips of bud all sitting out and the car reeked of bud (we must have hotboxed it pretty late at night bc there was still a hazy quality to the air) anyways, we wake up to a knocking on the window and there is a cop standing there asking us why we are sleeping in our car and there are doritos bags and clothes surrounding the car (we still have no idea) my friend says gets out of the car and since it is hazy i think the cop couldnt see any of the paraphenalia, but he is still fucked up off the ambien and doesnt know what to say to the cop so he says "good morning, policeman" and we all hear this and start chuckling the cop was cool though and told us to just go to school (it was like 6 am in the morning) where we went in and took showers in the lockerroom like 2 hours before school and our principal was in the lockerroom and was the only one there

#608 (permalink) 09-13-2006, 01:24 AM
randomfish Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19	my favorite thread and im only on page 16 (i had to say it so id remember later) one of my freinds owns a pool and sometime near the beggining of winter we were over at his house and he told me that his brother walked acrossed it all the time so i figured id try, i took one step onto the ice and my leg whent right in, i was laughing so hard i forgot to take my leg out of the ice water for a good 20 seconds another time we all whent to a foodstore and bought 2 leiters and bendy straws, put them in the cart and pushed the cart all the way home (we still have it) my last story for now took place about a week ago when we were smoking from a bong that broke cleanly in half and we were holding it together while smoking from it (amazingly it worked fine) i was hitting it and my arm moved slightly causing the 2 peices i was pushing on the come apart, the bong pack whent flying and half landed on my friends couch (and burnt it) and the other half landed on my pants and burnt my legs because i was to buzy laughing to notice it __________________ john hancock

#609 (permalink) 09-17-2006, 02:53 AM
Reddy Johnston Poke and Toke. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 184	alright i got one. back in highschool me and 2 buddies toke up at my buddy bobby's place.so after that, my other friend pat gets wicked munchies and so we take a drive to stop and shop.this was like 1030 at night, and by the time we get outta there (3 bags each) with our food its like 11. we were driving around listening to music eating a shitload of food, then this cop comes OUTTA NO WHERE and pulls us over. so bobby starts geekin out cuz he has his bowl and an 1/8 with him, so he sits on it and spreads the food out all across the back seat and on him. pat's sittin shotgun and he kinda freezes up so im just like chill guys i got this covered (we didnt smoke in my car yet cuz we smoked about 4 bowls before goin to the shop n stop and did the ol eye drops) so the cop comes up and he's like even boys where you headed too? and i say oh nothin much, enjoyin a late night snack. he says well, you boys certainly look like you got yourselves a party goin. and his light's lookin at the front and a little in the back and the he starts shining it on pat and he just frozen on the spot lookin kind pale and then the cop goes you alright son? and pat just startes at him and then the cop says you feeling okay? and then pat looks at the cop, looks and me then back at the cop and says hablo no inglés, DEAD SERIOUS. (this kid is the whitest kind in the world btw). and we all just stare at him, including the cop, and he says sorry? then pat repeats hablo no inglés. usted es un cerdo gordo estúpido(you are a stupid fat pig). and i hear bobby in back trying not to laugh. pat looks at me and i say sorry sir but my friend here cant speak english. and he says, is that so still lookin CONFUSED AS FUCK at pat and pat just stares right bak at him with this blank stare, and bobby's dieing in the back. but the cop goes i think i'll just let you boys off tonite. stay outta trouble and drive safe. and he walks away so confused and i look in my mirror and he's scratchin and shakin his head and once he drives by bobby and i burst out laffing and bobby goes DUDE wen did you know spanish??? he says soy talentoso (im talented) and shrugs. we laff so hard for about 10 minutes bobby nearly pissed his pants. then we smoked the 1/8 bobby had and wen back to his place and finished the food. and the funny thing was the next morning pat couldnt even say fiesta and knew what it meant. __________________

#612 (permalink) 09-18-2006, 10:59 PM
PitThugZ Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kali Posts: 366	i went on this trip to utah that was sick as hell but we were all up on the lift and i wanted to spark a bowl on the lift but i couldnt find my goddamn piece i swear my snowboard jacket has like 50 pockets in it. i searched all over only to realize it was in the main front pocket once i get down the mountain ...

#613 (permalink) 09-19-2006, 12:35 AM
eskmo Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 22	... Sometimes when I stay over at my freinds house, I act like im asleep and when he falls asleep, I go down stairs and find a random place and take a shit on the floor, and in the morning when his family finds it, I just blame it on the cat! (I usually just do it at the bottom of the stairs and one day his mom slipped on it!!) Anyway like the 5th time I was over at his house, I go down stairs and shit EVERYWHERE and the next morning when I say it was the cat, they remind me that their cat died last tuesday. So they found out it was me and I had to go home early, and they told my parents.

#614 (permalink) 09-19-2006, 12:37 AM
DankHotBoxer420 Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 119	dude, that's hilarious and fucked up at the same time.

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#615 (permalink) 09-19-2006, 12:39 AM
hemp8715 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: north east pa Posts: 148	you are one sick fuck. if someone shit some place in my house other then my bathroom. i would beat there ass, and then rub there face in it.