Stoner Mistakes: The Anthology

[legalize_ganja]

Originally Posted by punraba

^hahaha

first off, let me say that this thread is the greatest.

story:

My friend and I got baked about 6-7 months back (I haven't smoked in a LONG while.) anyway, we were chilling since we hadnt seen each other for a while, since we're both at college and whatnot and we were on break. After smoking a few bowls in his garage, we decided to invent a game involving one of those long, fluorescent lightbulbs and a tennisball, called "lighterball bat." This game is composed of one person throwing the tennis ball, and the other hitting it with the long lightbulb. Needless to say, this did not go down well. I was the one holding the lightbulb and naturally, it exploded with a huge noise right after i hit the ball. Dialogue is as follows:

friend: "dude here it comes."
me: "ok throw that shit."

*friend throws ball*
*i hit the ball with the "lighterball bat" and it fucking disentigrates*

me: (standing in shock) WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?
friend: "dude you have cancer all over you! tumors waiting to happen AAAAAAAAAHHH"

then being the fairy he is, he ran out of the garage and didn't come back for about 10 minutes.

overall it was a dumb fucking mistake, but hey. we were stoned.

wow... did you not know that they fill that shit with some kind of gas to make the light work brighter or some shit? they always pop.... hahahah.

[punraba]

^that's the stoner mistake, haha

[Visine!]

Sorry its so long...

So i just remembered a funny mistake form back in my early days of smoking. So I'm with my big bro in our hot tub at my grampa's house in aspen for Christmas. Its late at night (after old peoples bed time) and we brought our stuff so we load a bowl and start smoking. about half way through a pretty large bowl my bro drops the lighter... in the hot tub... I dive down to get it but it didnt work.

So now im holding a wet lighter and my bro is like "oh shit we need another lighter, do you know where one is?" The only lighter i could think of was the long type for lighting a grill and stuff, but i knew it was somewhere in the kitchen...

So im really high at the time and somehow forgot it was my bro that dropped the lighter, and since i was the one now holding it, i just assumed it was my responsibility to go all the way inside (btw its about 0 deg F at this point and im all wet in a swim suit, VERY COLD!). so i RUN inside almost sliping in the process and am just dripping water everywhere inside on the wood floor...

I run into the kitchen and oh shit my mom is still up sitting by the fireplace. But i begin my search of the kitchen opening and closing just about every drawer. My mom asks what im doing and i just mumble "looking for something...". I FINALLY find the lighter and start to head back to the hot tube. But on my way i pass the food pantry... open it up and stare for about 2 min, grab the triscuts and finally go back outside

(edit) Oh i almost forgot, the lighter was dry enough to work by the time i got back outside...

the end!