Stoner Mistakes: The Anthology

[NevrADullMoment]

HA! This just happened right after I posted above. I was trying to give "Wiggy 1138" rep for his/her reference to the movie THX 1138 but I couldn't remember the name of the movie so I spent 20 minutes trying to look it up online, gave up, went downstairs and found the movie in question.

[Mr. Music]

one time i went to cash the bowl my dumbass blows into it all the ash shoots out and some into my fucking eye so i blazed as hell resin in my eye i finnaly just go to bed cause i cant deal with the pain of my eye opened andd proceeded to get the small ball of resin out of my eye in the morning

[P1nhead]

A couple of my friends and I decide that we want to buy a huge list of things from Wawa. So my friend blazed as hell starts writing down what everyone wants since he is going to pick it up. About halfway through writing the list, he looks at the paper and screams "why the fuck is this paper in my hand.......wtf there is some strange alien writing on it." At this point my two other friends are just staring at him with our mouths open. In the end, we were too blazed to even get out of the house let alone go to wawa.

[BH2]

ughhh this 'stoner mistake' is pretty fuckin nasty. ok well i made a tinny because my bowl had just broke and i packed it full with some buddha. after a few hits i feel something hit my hand but i thought nothing of it. after another hit i notice that the weed tasted gross so i looked in the bowl and there was a burnt MOTH in it.

[the five satins]

Nothing special as of yet, just typical dumb shit:

Singed excessive hair three times in a row before realizing something else was burning, left bag of stems out on kitchen counter all day, fallen asleep sprawled on the floor nearly naked after a shower for mum to come home to...

Originally Posted by eskmo

Sometimes when I stay over at my freinds house, I act like im asleep and when he falls asleep, I go down stairs and find a random place and take a shit on the floor, and in the morning when his family finds it, I just blame it on the cat!

(I usually just do it at the bottom of the stairs and one day his mom slipped on it!!)

Anyway like the 5th time I was over at his house, I go down stairs and shit EVERYWHERE and the next morning when I say it was the cat, they remind me that their cat died last tuesday.
So they found out it was me and I had to go home early, and they told my parents.

This is the hardest I've laughed while un-stoned in a long time.

[mnmaste]

My friends and I got super stoned and drove to the nearest Mellow Mushroom (in my truck) and stole this large, vintage coke machine from their patio. The thing had to have weighed a good 300lbs. We finally get it into the truck (mind you, this store is at the intersection of two large roads in Atlanta) and book it out of there. We get back to our dorm, and make the loudest racquet I've ever made getting it up a flight of stairs and into my friends room. We never got caught or got in trouble.

What's most intense about it is how stoned we were. That automatically makes you feel paranoid... Man, so intense... such a good time.

[crazy_monkey108]

Originally Posted by syntax13

Originally Posted by formula
I can't think of anything for myself right now, but one time when i was like 12 my big brother got soooo high and munched out on oreo ice cream the entire night, when he was done he cleaned up the bowl but instead of putting it in the cabinet he put it in the freezer, and he put the icecream in the cabinet. Lets just say my parents were NOT very happy the next morning.

HAHA i have done that many times when i wasnt even high

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lol mee too. one morning i was sober and i got the milk out of the fridge and a glass out of the cubbard, went into town for a few ours game back and in the fridge was an empty milk glass and in the cupbbord was half a gallon of (now) warm milk. haha

[boxx0r]

After toking up a dank-as-fuck joint, my buddy and I went to the closest Wendy's, and, not knowing the window was rolled up, he horks the nastiest loogie right on the inside of his window. It then proceeded to drip down as we sat there laughing our asses off.

[faze2]

Yesterday me and a buddy finished off a nice blunt at his house. When we were done we dicided to roll around in his car so were drivin down the street and we see a couch on the side of the road we pass it nd were like o shit lets pick that thing up so we circle back and get out of the car. We try to pick the thing up and its pretty heavy mind you he has a jeep cherokee so we just figured wed put it on the roof after about 20 min of laughing while trying to lift this thing we absolutly give up so we just dump the couch halfway in to the street and drive away. The funny part is we were sitting in mcdonalds later that day and we see a white pickup driving by with the same coach in the back we were laughing our asses off.

[kangasaurus]

So I figured I ought to keep this thread alive since it's so fucking awesome...

Anyway.

Two days ago I finished my new grow room and put my three month old babies in the veg room. I was coming off of a high at the time, and the grow room, with a door, is inside a closet. So I'm watching them, and I get a call from a friend to go get blazed at his place, and I'm like, well, duh, so I go. Needless to say, I forgot to close both the door to the closet and to the veg room. When I got back home later that night (think 1am), my mom was sitting there with one of my plants next to her. I'm high (again), so I look at her, the plant, and back to her, shrug, and walk upstairs. The next morning, all she could do was laugh at me and tell me to keep the doors closed next time!

Fucking stupid of me, but sick mom, eh?

[symptom]

Originally Posted by kangasaurus

So I figured I ought to keep this thread alive since it's so fucking awesome...

Anyway.

Two days ago I finished my new grow room and put my three month old babies in the veg room. I was coming off of a high at the time, and the grow room, with a door, is inside a closet. So I'm watching them, and I get a call from a friend to go get blazed at his place, and I'm like, well, duh, so I go. Needless to say, I forgot to close both the door to the closet and to the veg room. When I got back home later that night (think 1am), my mom was sitting there with one of my plants next to her. I'm high (again), so I look at her, the plant, and back to her, shrug, and walk upstairs. The next morning, all she could do was laugh at me and tell me to keep the doors closed next time!

Fucking stupid of me, but sick mom, eh?

you lucky bastard! hahahaha

anyhow onto what happened to me only moments ago.......

a friend and I just finished a sesh on my nice little bubbler and I had dumped it out but it was still full of ash. I decided to blow it out but had my damn face in the way! Needless to say I ended up with an eyefull of soot. fuck haha it was a good laugh at least!

[Magneto3521]

I don't make many stoner mistakes...until I start cooking. I always find a way to pwn myself. Be it burns, dropping something, or my all time favorite, making an entire dish only to realize that you don't have a key ingredient. Every eat cupcakes without eggs?

[NevrADullMoment]

Originally Posted by boxx0r

After toking up a dank-as-fuck joint, my buddy and I went to the closest Wendy's, and, not knowing the window was rolled up, he horks the nastiest loogie right on the inside of his window. It then proceeded to drip down as we sat there laughing our asses off.

Ah Ha Ha Ha! Funny shit!

So I'm sitting around the house doing nothing, and get the devious idea to fuck with my roommate by switching the flour in the flour jar with powdered sugar. It looks pretty much the same and he is high all the time, so I didn't think he would notice. Well, weeks go by without him using the "flour" for anything, which is really uncharahteristic of him, he likes to bake (really a good roommate).

Well the day comes when I want to make some pancakes and I forgot about the powdered sugar.... Worst. Pancakes. Ever.

[Shinjin]

So me and my brilliant friends decided we would smoke on top of our old elementary school buildings roof. So we stacked a metal trash can on top of two benches and climbed up that held onto a pipe and pulled ourselves up there. We then proceeded to lay down and look at the stars listening to some reggaetone. After the first song or two we pull out the pipe and the bud and pack it up and start smoking it. There was 4 of us and enough weed we all got RIPPED as hell. After about 15 minutes we all climb down to go chill on the benches below us, still don't know why to this day we decided to do that. Right as we all got down and started to mellow out we see the cop lights and decide it is time to get out. We all walk as a group towards our cars because the cop wasn't in sight. Well the cop rounds the corner and say, "FREEZE ON THE GROUND NOW PUNK ASS KIDS!" So after he comes over he asks us if we had any grass on us, to which I brilliantly replied "nope". Looking at my friends he asks us all to empty our pockets. To our extreme happiness we were high enough to have forgotten the pipe and the bud on the roof, but we forgot to take apart our little assembly of furniture which led right to our spot. The cop was of bigger proportions and once he noticed asked if we had been on the roof, we all kinda mumbled and said yes. Well in my mind he was to fat and didn't want to try to climb and made a big deal that he would go get a ladder and shit if stuff was up there and we just said no there wasn't. I was the only person under 18 at the time and it was a school night, we have no curfew in our city though. The cop just told them to take me home as nothing was a problem and we all played sober very well.

Fuck going home, it was like 11:30 at night. We all went to 24 hour donut place. As I was getting my donut on, the SAME cop came to the donut shop came inside and ordered 3 boxes of like 30 donuts. As he was leaving he spoke into his little cop walkie talkie. "I have got the donuts, all units converge on Happy Donuts." About 5 minutes later there were 5 cop cars of ~8 cops all eating donuts...at 12am at night. It was about the most steriotipically funny thing I had ever seen and we were all laughing our asses off so hard, keep in mind we were all high and it was like we are either screwed or not so might as well have fun with it. Figures he couldn't scale the wall haha.

Good times.

[A_Ghost_In_Drag]

Hahhaa I love this thread

So one time I decided to get baked before school because I was pretty much ready with like an hour to spare.
So I went outside and smoked a joint and then I decide to come back inside but I'm not feeling anything so I'm like "wtf? this is bullshit" so I went and smoked some more. Then I went back in again after smoking a couple more j's and I still wasn't feeling anything!
But there wasn't enough time to smoke some more so I went and checked the mirror in my room to make sure my hair and make-up and shit was alright before I left.
And in my room there's a big black curtain on the window, and my mirror is right by the window.
So I'm looking in the mirror and what-not and then I look out the window and I'm like "HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING NIGHT TIME I'M GUNNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!" (school at night wtf was I thinking?)
So I quickly run over to the computer to check the time and it's like 8:20 in the morning and I'm like "okay thank god."
And this went on for like another 10 minutes and then I ended up being late for school but whatever it was so worth it hahaha.
I was even thinking of calling my mom to get her to tell the school I was gunna be late, but I don't think my excuse that I thought it was night time would fly very well with like anyone lulz