Stoner Mistakes: The Anthology

[goforpinks00]

I smoked once with this kid, and after we got really, really baked, he decided it would be fun to break into his catholic church at 1 am (they gave him a key because he taught Sunday school or something). I reeeally didn't think it was a good idea, but he was determined to do it, and had I not gone with him, I would have been left alone in a turned off car (it was like 10 degrees out). Anyways, we went in and ended up eating a bunch of food from the freezer in the rec room. The kid also took a couple frozen pies for the road. We didn't get caught or anything, but I was paranoid as shit, and it was just a really odd/blasphemous experience.

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by goforpinks00

I smoked once with this kid, and after we got really, really baked, he decided it would be fun to break into his catholic church at 1 am (they gave him a key because he taught Sunday school or something). I reeeally didn't think it was a good idea, but he was determined to do it, and had I not gone with him, I would have been left alone in a turned off car (it was like 10 degrees out). Anyways, we went in and ended up eating a bunch of food from the freezer in the rec room. The kid also took a couple frozen pies for the road. We didn't get caught or anything, but I was paranoid as shit, and it was just a really odd/blasphemous experience.

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[?????????]

Ok well the first time ever getting high I was about to hit the bong and I was blazed out my mind laughing and I go to hit it and somebody says something and I laugh and blow all the weed out and it lands on the floor and I laugh even harder.

[Rampede]

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Yeap, bumb lol. I just want to see more funny stories from the city, if you look, you will see allot of new members with like 1-10 posts post on here, so obviously this is a good thread for gettin new members, but unfortunately that isnt really what we at the city want..am i correct?

[nickbuddy111]

All I have to say is packing a bowl full of popcorn kernels and then smoking it doesn't make popcorn.

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by nickbuddy111

All I have to say is packing a bowl full of popcorn kernels and then smoking it doesn't make popcorn.

that just made my day. such a fucking stoner idea.

"whooaaaa... dude... if we smoked a bowl of kernels, would we be making popcorn?"

"hoooooly shit man... let's DO IT!"

[420dudeski]

okay so one time me and my friend were ripped as fuck and we wanted some cookie dough so we took some outa the freezer and put it in this shoebox but then we forgot about it and i found it like two days later and it was all over a pair of shoes

[highinhouston]

Originally Posted by Rampede

Hmm, thats a tough one...ive done many stupid things while high. Well, friday night i had some bubblegum and my homeboy came over, well we where tokin yah know...all good...and then we had a hit off (for those of you that dont know thats like a hitting contest on the bong) and he did one pretyty impressive and showed me up, and im the one that taught him to rip a bong...so im like FUCK THAT so i took this HNUGE ENORMOUS hit and puked all over the floor....all my weed ramen got puked up lmao....and then i took a half a gallon of dawn dishsoap and poored iit on the floor and then took 15 gallons of water and poured it on the fllooor, took my carpet broom (its a thingy wityh thick ass rubber teeth to sweet the carpet) and then i was scrubbing...then the fucking carpet was rising off the floor...it like melted the glue or sum shit. then my parents came home and the floor was sopping we so i went and used a mop ringer outter to ring out towels i was using to dry the floor...well when i was all done..i tripped and spilled the mop bucket...lets just say it resulted in me buying new carpet for the living room...peace yalll

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:la ughing: thats the best one in the thread lol
a hit off lol

[?????????]

Well ok this wasnt really a mistake but I was high in houston in a hotel and there was a mcdonalds not to far from it so I had the munchies and eveerything goes fine until I get my milkshake and get in the elevator the 2nd time.So I am standin in the elevator surronded by people, bloodshot to hell, and for some reasons I just started to laugh and everybody looked at me real funny and I just drank the rest of my vanilla milkshake.

[nickbuddy111]

Originally Posted by J Dylan

that just made my day. such a fucking stoner idea.

"whooaaaa... dude... if we smoked a bowl of kernels, would we be making popcorn?"

"hoooooly shit man... let's DO IT!"

the best part is we were so mega stoned, and my friend was like, lets light it on fire, he was just going to lay it on a piece of wood or somthing, but i was like "your an idiot you have to get the flame on it." So I bowled it up, COMPLETLY forgetting that when I sucked in I would get smoke from the popcorn.

[CVPX243]

haha me and my bros went to taco bell and my brother was like can i get like a fuckin taco or somethin(i dont remember what he said but im pretty sure it was somthin like that) and we started laughing so hard we just drove off

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[1080ski]

my two dumb mistakes so far are these (im a new smoker so i dont have that many yet).

1. wake and bake, but it was my first time and did it compleatly wrong haha. i slept downstairs, then left for the garage and out a door (i dont need to go through the door upstairs for this, so my parents wouldnt see). i get outside, smoke, go in, get to the bathroom to wash up and shit, and i come out with shoes on, and a bong in my hand. luckily, my hand was covered by the door because my mom was right there trying to wake me up lol. i didnt get cought though which was cool.

2. i smoked at this ski thing (it was an ariels competition mixed with a freestyle competition sort of thing that one of my friends was in (its a skiing thing, so if you dont get it it doesnt really matter)) at a local mountain. i hiked up pretty far up a trail on the mountain in the snow, slipping many times and stuff, but i finally get up there (i wanted to hike up some because there were alot of people walking around the base of the mountain). i get up there and take my gloves off to smoke, ditch the bong, but keep the bowl because its a good one that i made. i walked all the way back down and go back over the the competition thing, to realize that i forgot my gloves like 300 feet up the mountain haha. so i walked up and got them, it was so hard to hike it lol

[easy slug]

Okay I have the worst stoner mistake EVER.
I was a rookie smoker, probably 3rd or 4th time smoking and me and my best friend finished off the gram that got us high the first 3 or 4 times and I was like, "dude where should i put this ziploc bag?" and hes like"just fuckin throw it away." Stunned, I replied with, "naw man you're supposed to flush it down the toilet." and he replied with " hell no it'll clog" so i said "naw man I read on the internet you're supposed to flush it." I ran to the bathroom and flushed it and sure enough the toilet clogged. I ran out geeking my ass off and told my friend about it. He was laughing so hard and so was I. We then proceeded to walk to the bathroom which was right next to his moms room. We tried plunging it like 50 times as quietly as we could but it wasnt doing shit because we were so high and we were geeking soooo hard. So we ended up just forgetting about it and the next morning I was freaking out because the toilet was still clogged but we got away with it hahah. man I laugh everytime I think about that.

another stoner mistake: I came home from college for the weekend and brought my chillum with me. I thought I would be at home for maybe 30 mintues so I just threw the chillum under my bed. I went back at around smoking time to get my chillum and it was not there. My lil brother ran up the stairs and was like "hey is this yours?" i was like OH SHIT whered u find that!? (my bro didnt know I smoke) he told me the dog had it in its mouth in the family room(where my entire family was sitting) Luckily I didnt get in any trouble.

[easy slug]

Originally Posted by CVPX243

haha me and my bros went to taco bell and my brother was like can i get like a fuckin taco or somethin(i dont remember what he said but im pretty sure it was somthin like that) and we started laughing so hard we just drove off

hahahhahahah okay i laughed so hard at that.