Cops can be so anal

[jbToker]

So Yesterday, me and bro go grab up some dank 'dro from the man cuz it being payday and all what else you gonna do ?. We go back to my place, smoke a bowl from the bong, then deciding not to hang out at home we go out to the movies. We took our time driving to the theater, i pulled out my preloaded pipe, and we proceed to get ripped before the movie. Almost as soon as we got done with it, a cop is suddenly behind me flashing his lights ( btw this happened at night). I was scared shitless and pissed off like a motherfucker, we were almost to the theater with only about five minutes to spare before the movie started. I pulled over into a parking lot of a strip mall, high as hell and thinking that i was going to jail tonight, but thankful that i had left the rest of my shit at home. I had no idea why i was being pulled over, i had been keeping to the speed limit, i had my headlights on, and i was not weaving all over the road; so then i started thinking that the cop must have seen us toking on the pipe while driving down the road. I watched the cop get out of his car , bend down behind my car and started hear some muffled thumping noises. Meanwhile me and my bro went in to action, i quickly shove the pipe down in to my underwear while my bro lights up two smokes, handing me one, to try to overpower the smell of that fine mary jane that we had been smoking. The thumping noise stopped, the cop stood back up walked to my window. I already had my insurance papers and license in hand ready to give to the cop. Before he takes my papers and id , the cop says " i only pulled you over because the light on your tag was off, I hit it a few times and its working now Just let me see your Insurance verification and drivers license and ill just give you a warning. " i handed him my stuff and was in total shock, not believing that a mere light bulb has caused this much stress. I was glad to see that the cop didn’t seem to have noticed the smell emitting from my car. Time seemed to have stood still while the cop was in his car on the radio and doing whatever. Finally the cop came back to my car and ask me and my bro to get out of the car while he searches my vehicle for drugs. I ask him why and he simply states " your vehicle smells of marijuana and i thin that you are transporting it" This is when i noticed that another cop car has pulled up behind the other one there, and that a cop was walking towards my brothers side of the vehicle. I wanted to protest and scream bloody murder over the clear trampling of my constitutional rights, but then thought better of since i did not have anything in car but the pipe shoved down in to my underwear. I got out with out protesting, letting the cop look thru my car while the other one had us stand back by cop1's car. Just as I thought cop1 didn’t find anything and he gave me back my License and Insurance papers. This whole mess took well over 40 minutes and burned up my high so quickly that i went back home smoked a couple of bowls then headed for the theater again. no way was i going to allow that fucking anal cop who obviously is more concerned about small petty things and fucking with people than catching any real criminals ruin what i already had set out to do

[dealer#420]

cops can be anal, good to hear you got off with nothing. good thinking with the cig. thats what i did when i got pulled over.. it seemed to help me than it did in your case tho.

[catchintheffect]

nice...too bad the cig trick didnt work...yeah my friend got pulled over for the exact same reason....the only difference in his story is he actually got a ticket!

[Blazin'Talon]

I had a nice runin with a cop today. I was driving home and was doing 35 over on the highway when a white Mountie car rips up behind me and pulls me over. He comes to the window of my little sports coupe with weed-stink pouring out of it, smiles, and takes my registration. I force myself to be polite. He comes back gices me a ticket for only 10 over and takes off. ticket was less than $80