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01-04-2006, 08:05 AM
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Ph.D. in Bong-ology
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Another Stupid Pig
I just got pulled over. I was stoned off my ass, reaking of a nice fat peach blunt i smoked. Drivin on the HIGHway... hehe. yeah and I had my used bong, pipes, and slides in the seat behind me in a pickup. By two cops none the less. Gave me a ticket for speeding, but didnt give me the failed inspection sticker. oh AND HE DIDNT FIND MY BONGS. they were in a white bag right behind me and the stupid fuckers didnt find me. Wow, you have to have a junior high degree to be a pig.
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01-04-2006, 08:20 AM
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u got of lucky
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01-04-2006, 08:32 AM
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Still Blazed
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Did he search your truck? Are you actually complaining about being lucky?
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01-04-2006, 11:35 AM
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HappySack PeaceWakler
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Maybe they where being nice... he may have noticed you where stoned and just been like "eh hell i used to do it when i was a kid" or somthing along those lines... my aunts a cop she knows i smoke and she doesnt pull people over she sees smoking and driving or anything unless they are being jack asses, she used to do it when she was a kid she told me.
so maybe they gave ya a break or maybe he just didnt feel like doing all that work that would be involved with busting ya. |
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01-04-2006, 04:03 PM
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get smarter with paraphenalia in the vechile or your gonna be kicking yourself in ass one day.
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01-04-2006, 05:19 PM
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01-04-2006, 05:22 PM
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01-04-2006, 06:05 PM
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Spread Green Love
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Long Island
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cops aren't always assholes. they might've been stupid or they might have been lenient.
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01-04-2006, 06:25 PM
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The thing to remember is that your average cop has seen and arrested people on all kinds of shit. If you're high, I'm sure they can tell. It's not like they've never seen a stoned person. Sometimes this isn't always enough for probable cause, sometimes they just don't care, and sometimes you get lucky.
In the past I've made an analogy to the relationship between cops and stoners as a big game of pacman. We are the pacmen and the cops are the ghosts. We pacmen navigate our streets (I drive probably 90% of the time I smoke) and the ghosts are out to hunt us down. If a ghost goes one way, you go the other. Sometimes when a ghost gets you cornered, if you play the game right, you might have one of those big dots which sends the cop the other direction. These are our lucky breaks and you only have a few. |
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01-04-2006, 06:29 PM
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Good analogy
 Cops are cops, they get paid to do their job like anyone else. A lot of people dont always work their hardest on the job, cops included. Honestly ive worked with cops at several of my jobs, and there are a lot of cops out there that really dont give a shit. But then there are the ones that will pull you over for a broken tail light. Its just the luck of the draw. Last edited by topman; 01-04-2006 at 06:33 PM. |
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01-04-2006, 07:00 PM
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01-04-2006, 07:04 PM
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Breathe steady old man
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Your car failed inspection? And you keep your bongs right behind the driver's seat?
Dude...
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01-04-2006, 07:11 PM
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01-04-2006, 07:43 PM
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Rapping Ratna The Legend
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perth, Australia
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dude, hide ur bongs if they in a car, thats pretty dumb, hide ur stuff. good on the cops for lettin it slide
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