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Ganja God · #1 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 07:02 AM

About a week ago, I went to my friends neighborhood to pick up some weed, beceause where I live it's constantly dry.

We go over to his usual dealers house, and he is completely dry, can't get anything. So he has an idea to go over to Dianes house.

Diane invites me in and tells my friend to go home, the usual paranoid dealer shit. When I get in her house she pulls out a bag of purpleish weed that I could smell even before she opened the bag, it was the most chronic shit I have ever smoked. After 1 bowl I was BLAZED, she calls it "miracle bud".

Afterwords we drove down to the spongedocks and walked around a little bit, smoked another bowl and all that shit, me and her hung out for a good 3 hours down there.

We drive back to her house to hang out some more and she smokes me out with about 8 more bowls of this shit. She seems to light up about every 10 minutes when she's at her house.

At this point I was so blazed I could bearly move, so I lay down on her bed... To make a long story short, I got laid.

We then talk for about another hour, and I randomly bring up that I need to buy a half oz from her.

She sells me the miracle bud for $80 a half oz, which is what middies usually go for around here. She also told me "if any of your friends ask, I sold you this for $120".

Diane has got to be the best dealer ever, there seems to be a pattern that whenever I go to her house she gives me a bunch of free smokeouts, and then we have sex. If I feel like buying weed that day I get it for super cheap.

xxdrippy · #2 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 08:59 AM

sex and weed back to back.....does it get any sweeter?

The Shamen · #3 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 10:12 AM

guess that all depends on how many other people she's doing that with huh ....

Ganja God · #4 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Shamen

guess that all depends on how many other people she's doing that with huh ....

That thought crossed my mind, but does she hang out with everyone for 6 hours before she sells to them?

RavenousDespair · #5 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 02:03 PM

dude! you are one lucky bastard!!

sex weed and then take her out to get some grub?? MMMMM (and of course newports at each interval

)

if i were you man keep that girl for a while, good times will arise

Jesmond · #6 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 07:42 AM

dude marry this dame you talk of

yeahIsmoke05 · #7 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 12:25 PM

id like a dealer like that...

Brain Fart · #8 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 03:18 PM

No dealer's liek that, but plenty of female friends around here like that.

G-MAN · #9 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 08:11 PM

sex and drugs and rock and roll, its all my mind and body need... lol

fAKdded · #10 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 08:25 PM

I wish my dealer was like that.

Cheap price too.

formula · #11 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 09:41 PM

lol that made me laugh and cry at the same time

Bourbon_420 · #12 (**permalink**) 01-05-2006, 09:49 PM

Lucky bastard. Is she hot?

Gmasta_Goose · #13 (**permalink**) 01-06-2006, 02:14 AM

^^ haha he brings up a good point, what if you got laid by this fat pig? nah im sure she was at least fuckable. If you go out with her i bet she will hook you for free.

young_smokey · #14 (**permalink**) 01-06-2006, 09:13 AM

word^^ but yea mann your damn lucky

~1~

syntax13 · #15 (**permalink**) 01-06-2006, 10:11 PM

Thats awesome dude...and that weed was ridiculously cheap. Anything extremely dank around here like that goes for at least $200 h/o

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#1 (permalink) 10-26-2005, 07:02 AM
Ganja God Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 111	Best dealer ever. About a week ago, I went to my friends neighborhood to pick up some weed, beceause where I live it's constantly dry. We go over to his usual dealers house, and he is completely dry, can't get anything. So he has an idea to go over to Dianes house. Diane invites me in and tells my friend to go home, the usual paranoid dealer shit. When I get in her house she pulls out a bag of purpleish weed that I could smell even before she opened the bag, it was the most chronic shit I have ever smoked. After 1 bowl I was BLAZED, she calls it "miracle bud". Afterwords we drove down to the spongedocks and walked around a little bit, smoked another bowl and all that shit, me and her hung out for a good 3 hours down there. We drive back to her house to hang out some more and she smokes me out with about 8 more bowls of this shit. She seems to light up about every 10 minutes when she's at her house. At this point I was so blazed I could bearly move, so I lay down on her bed... To make a long story short, I got laid. We then talk for about another hour, and I randomly bring up that I need to buy a half oz from her. She sells me the miracle bud for $80 a half oz, which is what middies usually go for around here. She also told me "if any of your friends ask, I sold you this for $120". Diane has got to be the best dealer ever, there seems to be a pattern that whenever I go to her house she gives me a bunch of free smokeouts, and then we have sex. If I feel like buying weed that day I get it for super cheap.

#2 (permalink) 10-26-2005, 08:59 AM
xxdrippy Banging On My Bongo Bong Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Backyard smoking a bowl Posts: 150	sex and weed back to back.....does it get any sweeter?

#3 (permalink) 10-26-2005, 10:12 AM
The Shamen Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 966	guess that all depends on how many other people she's doing that with huh ....

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RavenousDespair Hypnotize Minds Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: GA Posts: 859	dude! you are one lucky bastard!! sex weed and then take her out to get some grub?? MMMMM (and of course newports at each interval ) if i were you man keep that girl for a while, good times will arise __________________ One more semester......and then I'll be free SLAB Catch me today, with a cannon or a Kodak Cause by tomorrow, yesterday gon be a throwback - Bun B <marquee> <!--</font--></marquee>

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Jesmond Berzerker of the Family Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5	dude marry this dame you talk of

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yeahIsmoke05 Banned Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia! Posts: 734	id like a dealer like that...

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Brain Fart Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 50	No dealer's liek that, but plenty of female friends around here like that.

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G-MAN Casual Toker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 763	sex and drugs and rock and roll, its all my mind and body need... lol __________________

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fAKdded Life Rolls On Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 3,102	I wish my dealer was like that. Cheap price too. __________________

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#12 (permalink) 01-05-2006, 09:49 PM
Bourbon_420 Breathe steady old man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Woods of Canada.... eh. Posts: 1,281	Lucky bastard. Is she hot? __________________ "Burn out the day. Burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight." -Blue Oyster Cult. "All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost." -Gandalf Greyhame.

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#13 (permalink) 01-06-2006, 02:14 AM
Gmasta_Goose Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 153	^^ haha he brings up a good point, what if you got laid by this fat pig? nah im sure she was at least fuckable. If you go out with her i bet she will hook you for free. __________________

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#15 (permalink) 01-06-2006, 10:11 PM
syntax13 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 1,709	Thats awesome dude...and that weed was ridiculously cheap. Anything extremely dank around here like that goes for at least $200 h/o