smoking and usage

NewCarSmell · #1 (**permalink**) 10-16-2005, 02:31 AM

Last week I got tickets to see dane cook. It was fucking hilarious. But anyways I don't think I have ever smoked so much in my life. It first started with a big bowl from my home made, then some buddies and I got a quad or some large amount that I don't quite remember. Then we smoked another two or three bowls each out of two glass pipes. Then we left to pick some people up and then baked a big ass van to the point that I could no longer see the person next to me. This was such good weed. Holy shit. It smelled so sweet and it was cured so it was a nice smooth hit. Then we went to Dane Cook (whose opener fucking sucked). I didn't stop laughing once Dane got on. The majority of the show was all new material. After the show I got home and smoked another two bowls out of my bong. Which hits so fucking hard. What a fucking awesome night. But my friend had to one up me and go see Jerry Seinfeld. Who apparently had all new material.

Crossbreed · #2 (**permalink**) 10-16-2005, 08:01 AM

haha that guy is a great comedian!

antidentite · #3 (**permalink**) 10-16-2005, 08:25 AM

"hahaha that dane cook is such a silly bitch"

NewCarSmell · #4 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 12:42 AM

We took a ride on the "Dane Train" and it was a fucking relationship!

BOXcarRACER · #5 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 12:46 AM

but you'll find out ive been seeing a much younger sexier crowd. lol good shit hes a riot

Edit: FUCK JERRY SEINFELD. you definatly one upped your friend, not the other way around.

NewCarSmell · #6 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 12:51 AM

No he deffinately one upped me because during that week he went to an apparently awsesome jazz concert, NIN w/ Queens of the Stone Age and Autolux, Dane Cook, and Jerry Seinfeld. But if he had just gone to Seinfeld I would have deffinately one upped him with Dane Cook.

TheBlueBeast · #7 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 02:50 AM

I haven't heard any of his shit, is he that funny?

BOXcarRACER · #8 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 03:06 AM

Dane Cook is a fucking riot! Check out his website, its got some clips if your interested and want to laugh your ass off.

wiscodank · #9 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 07:11 AM

anybody got his new cd...retalliation?funniest shit i've heard from him yet. when he talks about catapulting a cashew offf his boner into his mouth, i was geekin otu so bad

NewCarSmell · #10 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 06:42 PM

but don't use a peanut. you don't know where it will go. Use a cashew it conforms to the tip a peanut will go rogue on you.

BOXcarRACER · #11 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 07:40 PM

^^Any of you stoners try that? I wonder if that actually works, but if it did it would make that even funnier simply because you know he tried that shit.

NewCarSmell · #12 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 10:28 PM

tried it and got it on the first time. Harder than you think though

Jokertoker · #13 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 10:31 PM

Dane cook is the shit. I couldn't stop laughing when it showed him on comedy central. "would you like me to rub some honey on your thighs?I don't even No what that means!"

Stonedtothebone · #14 (**permalink**) 10-17-2005, 11:34 PM

Now you finnish up and get the fuck out of here!! His shit was so funny on Comedy Central that I went out and got his newest CD... It is awesome

antidentite · #15 (**permalink**) 10-18-2005, 02:46 AM

next time you go to a big party, go into the room where they store all the coats....SHIT ON ALL THE COATS, guarenteed someone will come out of that room sometime during the night and say, someone SHIT ON THE COATS!

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#1 (permalink) 10-16-2005, 02:31 AM
NewCarSmell it's Mr. T in a sombrero Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 328	Dane Cook Last week I got tickets to see dane cook. It was fucking hilarious. But anyways I don't think I have ever smoked so much in my life. It first started with a big bowl from my home made, then some buddies and I got a quad or some large amount that I don't quite remember. Then we smoked another two or three bowls each out of two glass pipes. Then we left to pick some people up and then baked a big ass van to the point that I could no longer see the person next to me. This was such good weed. Holy shit. It smelled so sweet and it was cured so it was a nice smooth hit. Then we went to Dane Cook (whose opener fucking sucked). I didn't stop laughing once Dane got on. The majority of the show was all new material. After the show I got home and smoked another two bowls out of my bong. Which hits so fucking hard. What a fucking awesome night. But my friend had to one up me and go see Jerry Seinfeld. Who apparently had all new material.

#2 (permalink) 10-16-2005, 08:01 AM
Crossbreed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Albany, OR Posts: 445	haha that guy is a great comedian! __________________ Weed. Kratom. Damiana. Kava. Pwn.

#3 (permalink) 10-16-2005, 08:25 AM
antidentite Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 259	"hahaha that dane cook is such a silly bitch" __________________ Lesson 1: "Pass to your left, cough to your right." "I'll pretend I'm Jamaican man!" "You have smoked yourself retarded."

#4 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 12:42 AM
NewCarSmell it's Mr. T in a sombrero Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 328	We took a ride on the "Dane Train" and it was a fucking relationship!

#5 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 12:46 AM
BOXcarRACER 11:11 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Welcome to thunderdome bitch Posts: 803	but you'll find out ive been seeing a much younger sexier crowd. lol good shit hes a riot Edit: FUCK JERRY SEINFELD. you definatly one upped your friend, not the other way around.

#6 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 12:51 AM
NewCarSmell it's Mr. T in a sombrero Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 328	No he deffinately one upped me because during that week he went to an apparently awsesome jazz concert, NIN w/ Queens of the Stone Age and Autolux, Dane Cook, and Jerry Seinfeld. But if he had just gone to Seinfeld I would have deffinately one upped him with Dane Cook.

#7 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 02:50 AM
TheBlueBeast Slant Eyes & Cotton Mouth Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The green sea gardens... Posts: 1,094	I haven't heard any of his shit, is he that funny? __________________ [Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.] *Viva La Revolution!!!*

#8 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 03:06 AM
BOXcarRACER 11:11 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Welcome to thunderdome bitch Posts: 803	Dane Cook is a fucking riot! Check out his website, its got some clips if your interested and want to laugh your ass off.

#9 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 07:11 AM
wiscodank Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: over the hills and far awaaaaay Posts: 188	anybody got his new cd...retalliation?funniest shit i've heard from him yet. when he talks about catapulting a cashew offf his boner into his mouth, i was geekin otu so bad

#10 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 06:42 PM
NewCarSmell it's Mr. T in a sombrero Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 328	but don't use a peanut. you don't know where it will go. Use a cashew it conforms to the tip a peanut will go rogue on you.

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#11 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 07:40 PM
BOXcarRACER 11:11 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Welcome to thunderdome bitch Posts: 803	^^Any of you stoners try that? I wonder if that actually works, but if it did it would make that even funnier simply because you know he tried that shit.

#12 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 10:28 PM
NewCarSmell it's Mr. T in a sombrero Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 328	tried it and got it on the first time. Harder than you think though

#13 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 10:31 PM
Jokertoker Marv Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Jersey Posts: 706	Dane cook is the shit. I couldn't stop laughing when it showed him on comedy central. "would you like me to rub some honey on your thighs?I don't even No what that means!" __________________ "No Reason At All To Play It Quiet. No Reason To Play It Anyway But My Way." "And When His Eyes Go Dead, The Hell I Sent Him To Will Seem Like Heaven After What I've Done To Him."

#14 (permalink) 10-17-2005, 11:34 PM
Stonedtothebone Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1	Dane Cook Now you finnish up and get the fuck out of here!! His shit was so funny on Comedy Central that I went out and got his newest CD... It is awesome

#15 (permalink) 10-18-2005, 02:46 AM
antidentite Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 259	next time you go to a big party, go into the room where they store all the coats....SHIT ON ALL THE COATS, guarenteed someone will come out of that room sometime during the night and say, someone SHIT ON THE COATS! __________________ Lesson 1: "Pass to your left, cough to your right." "I'll pretend I'm Jamaican man!" "You have smoked yourself retarded."