EPIC 6 hour weed mission

[lumpyferret]

Well...I have just returned from a mission of epic proportions to score some sweet sweet cheeb.
I have moved to a new town and weed is pretty far away to get.
I left at 5:30pm and it is now 12:00am.

It all started out pretty simple, my housemate called up his connection and I arranged to go down there and get some, should have been about a 3 hour round trip.
Driving from where I am out in the country into near the City.

About 20 minutes into the trip I got a phonecall, so pulled off to the side of the road and took the call.
What I didnt realise is that I had driven into a ditch, and on trying to get out I found out that I was totally stuck, with no way to get my car out on my own.


Some farmers in 4wd's eventually passed by and stopped to help me out,

while this was all going on a friend of mine was driving passed and stopped to have a look.

After getting back on the road 5 minutes later his car stops working and we have to push it for awhile before it starts, then another 5 minutes later the car totaly dies.

So I end up giving him a lift, about another 30 minz away from where I was going to go score weed from.

After finally dropping off my freind I decided to reward myself and roll up a big fatty for the long drive home.

Just after I finish the doob I see some flashing lights up ahead and one of those booze busses parked on the side of the road, with a copper outside the front flagging cars down.

My heart rate just about exploded then (hadnt had anything to drink though)
but luckily the booze bus que was allready full and I got waved past.

Thanking my luck I kept on driving untill I needed another doob.
I rock up to McDonalds and decide to get a meal,
For somereason my order of "cheeze burger" got mistaken for "chilli quarter pounder"
blughhh

I couldnt be arsed changing it so I chowed down on the spicy bastard.

About 1 hour from finally getting home there is a 15km long winding road with a speed limit of 100kms.
Wich for this road is ridiculous.
You would have to be absolutely flooring it and drifting around all the corners to keep up that kind of speed, so all cars just fly through this area.

Im driving along having a pretty good time of it, when what looks like a sports car comes riding up on my ass..

I put on some cranking tunes and let it rip..
Awesome fun...


I was pretty much flooring it the whole time in the straights, and taking the corners at a good speed etc, racing line....kinda giving the car a run for its money againt my average one.
So me and this car have a bit of a race going down this road..
Heart pounding action i would have to say..
I just felt like it was 2 cars you know , not like racing someone else...
cuz all i could see were these sporty looking headlights

About 3/4 of the way down the road we both get stuck behind a slow car for abit then I decided to burn around it on an inside corner.
Theres nowhere to overtake legaly on the whole 15km strech...
so pretty much if you get stuck your fucked for a loong time.

At this point the road pretty much flattens out and its just a country road / highway so this other car pass..
It turns out it is just a regular old car like mine, but has about 4 people in the back.
I was pretty impressed by the effort and followed along behind them at around 150kms an hour, doing crazy shit like turning my lights off (at this point it was maby 11:30 at night)
They turned off a little ways before my house so i decided to pull over and see if they wanted to light up with me..
aka for all the good times sake..

Rolled up another spliffo and had a good yarn with these dudes..
Before driving another 20 minz to get home.

5 and a half hours later Im home..

about to get even more stoned..

Untill the next mission begins!

Hope you enjoyed my story.

[lumpyferret]

Veiw from the ditch where i got stuck

Back on the road again!

[fAKdded]

What country you live in man?

[RuffRat]

haha what an epic journy, props to you.

[yellow bic]

dude that sounds like a fucking great time man

glad you enjoyed it

[sigh]

bomb story man

[e&a]

Nice countryside pics and story. Is that your ferret on your avatar?

[Norvy1]

IM glad this story was full of fun time and adventure, not heart ach and distress, i love a good story that has everything in it good, except for the ditch part, i love how you stopped to lit up with total strangers.

[DurbanPoison]

Dude that was a fucking awesome story. The pics were an awesome touch man. You deserve some serious +rep for that man. I hope everyone follows my lead. ^_^, keep on experiancing, and writing, man.

[jbToker]

Wow, now thats what I call an epic. Enjoy the well earned smoke

[herbsman420]

I remember once when I was about 17 I went on an "Epic" adventure. I had a car but I failed physics so I got my car taken away. Before I got a car I skateboarded everywhere, so I went back to my old habit. Me and a bunch of other carless friends skated everywhere. Once we had just blazed about 3 blunts between three of us, and we were all VERY high. We got a call and had to skate about 4 miles to pick up some bud. We got started and I just imagined it as an adventure. We stopped at several places along the way and it was all out fucking insane. I felt like a fuckin hobbit traveling to Mordor or some shit like that. It probably took us about 2 hours but it seemed like it took us about 4 days (excluding nights of course). But yea, awesome story. + Rep bro.

[lumpyferret]

Originally Posted by herbsman420

I felt like a fuckin hobbit traveling to Mordor or some shit like that. It probably took us about 2 hours but it seemed like it took us about 4 days

I agree mate,
If your going to do a mission you might aswell enjoy it.

Back in the days of having no car and skateboards I remember allways that scoring weed was going to be a long journey, but everyone seemed to get amped for it.
A mission, an accomplishment!

But yeah if your going to travel for awhile might aswell make it fun and the time will pass shorter..
Unless your stoned...and it always seems like 4 days..
But if your enjoying it and score weed at the end...who cares?

"If you dont know where your going, any road will take you there"

[JCB]

awesome story man