Beat the shit out of em

hoast · #1 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:01 PM

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.. arite, I was ridin my bike to the store like half a mile away, the closest store is kinda ghetto and shit so I always bring my little pocket knife and I always park my bike inside the store entrance (the grocery store where the carts are) so I can see it.. also I popped 3 painkillers before I went, which ended up to help alot.. I just did it because last time I rode there I got hit by a car, ahahaha and it hurt.. so I figured if it happened, It wouldnt hurt.. well I didnt get hurt, but I went into the store to cash some change and get some ciggs. So im waitin in line and I see like 5 black kids about 1-2 years younger standin look at my bike and shit so i was all tryn to hurry in line.. right as I get my change back I see 1 of em get on my bike and dipped out and I chased em too the back of the store where no one is, 4 were walking so i grabbed one and put my knife to his neck and shit and was like where the fuck does this guy live and told him I wasn't lettin go of him until the fucker comes back, and the other 3 came to me and tryed to pull me off and I didnt wanna shank em unless they actually were tryn to start some shit, so luckily those pain killers I took about 30 mins ago were in full effect and I just fuckin beat this shit out of the 4 kids who were walking and didnt even feel a thing, so the kid with my bike decided to come back to help and I just pushed his ass off and rode away and smoked a cigg.

Stupid fuckers man, dont mess with people on painkillers

Bourbon_420 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:04 PM

Right on man! Don't take any guff from those fucking swine!

Packman · #3 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:05 PM

That's the most badass story I've heard in a long while.

hoast · #4 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:08 PM

I totally dont regret taking painkillers.. Good thing I didnt smoke because I probly woulda been tired and shit.. painkilers + weed = sleep

god I hate fuckin kids

BlackNasty · #5 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:11 PM

ah the miracles of pain killers......

astro · #6 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:19 PM

Right on... and +rep for not actually stabbing him. When you use your fists everyone lives to fight another day and usually no one goes to jail; but if you shanked him, well, you'd be writing that post after being bailed out of jail, that's for sure.

sirseedymcseed · #7 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:38 PM

you sir, are a badass. respect+.

anarkin · #8 (**permalink**) 08-29-2005, 10:42 PM

+rep for "cleaning" up the streets. The sooner everyone gets put into place, the sooner everyone will be happy

savage_goose · #9 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 12:54 AM

man... if i had been you, and you had been me, i would have had bike stolen and you would have gotten a new vap today. good on ya for not usin the knife, if u ahd i would be like you sir are a discrace... unless they attacked you. then its ok. u got some steel balls between those legs there man. good job for sticken up for urself.

<---you

<---when those bastards saw u comin

<---you whenu got ur bike back

<--me congradulating you

stoned_soldier · #10 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bourbon_420

Right on man! Don't take any guff from those fucking swine!

damn straight! "do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?!"

how old were those kids? and like how big are you compared to them?

shortbud · #11 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 01:29 AM

hell yeah man. way to show them whats up. +rep for being a badass.

adamBC · #12 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 02:24 AM

fuck, painkillers normally make me all weak and doodely (is that a word??)

id probably get my ass beat hard ahah, wouldnt hurt, but i doubt i could do much.. though ive never experienced painkiller + adrenaline....

guy from 70's · #13 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 03:02 AM

Lets hope the brothas....dont have 4 more bigger brothas....

street fightin scars.....I gota ton of em...

sigh · #14 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 03:02 AM

this is part of the reason why im starting jujitsu, stupid fuckers like this.... you are bound to come across atleast 5 situations in your life where fighting back will help the situation...

hoast · #15 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 05:33 AM

to top the celebration off? after getting home from that i just called up a homies number i just got that i had been real good friends with, and asked for weed but he wanted to chill.. but on my way there someone called and said they got really dank shit and said he'd give me an 8th so I got there and he gave me 3.7g for $40 ofdank ass shit, I weighed it out when I got to my friends house.! so I matched this girl a blunt, smoked about 8 bowls out of the bubble and popped 3 painkillers throughout the night and got a ride home, it was amazing. I also have a ton of weed left over.. I love blunts. ALSO i also got a connect where i can get an oz like $50 cheaper than normal! of better shit! yes!!!

OH MYGOD I FORGOT I ALSO GOT A JOB NEXT MONTH AT DAVANNIS PIZZA AT 9.50 HOUR!! MORE BUD, AND FREE DEEP DISH PIZZA GUYS!

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#1 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:01 PM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	Beat the shit out of em HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.. arite, I was ridin my bike to the store like half a mile away, the closest store is kinda ghetto and shit so I always bring my little pocket knife and I always park my bike inside the store entrance (the grocery store where the carts are) so I can see it.. also I popped 3 painkillers before I went, which ended up to help alot.. I just did it because last time I rode there I got hit by a car, ahahaha and it hurt.. so I figured if it happened, It wouldnt hurt.. well I didnt get hurt, but I went into the store to cash some change and get some ciggs. So im waitin in line and I see like 5 black kids about 1-2 years younger standin look at my bike and shit so i was all tryn to hurry in line.. right as I get my change back I see 1 of em get on my bike and dipped out and I chased em too the back of the store where no one is, 4 were walking so i grabbed one and put my knife to his neck and shit and was like where the fuck does this guy live and told him I wasn't lettin go of him until the fucker comes back, and the other 3 came to me and tryed to pull me off and I didnt wanna shank em unless they actually were tryn to start some shit, so luckily those pain killers I took about 30 mins ago were in full effect and I just fuckin beat this shit out of the 4 kids who were walking and didnt even feel a thing, so the kid with my bike decided to come back to help and I just pushed his ass off and rode away and smoked a cigg. Stupid fuckers man, dont mess with people on painkillers

#2 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:04 PM
Bourbon_420 Breathe steady old man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Woods of Canada.... eh. Posts: 1,271	Right on man! Don't take any guff from those fucking swine! __________________ "Burn out the day. Burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight." -Blue Oyster Cult. "Writing your name can lead to writing sentences. And the next thing you'll be doing is writing paragraphs, and then books. And then you'll be in as much trouble as I am!" - Henry David Thoreau.

#3 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:05 PM
Packman Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boondocks of Minnesota Posts: 417	That's the most badass story I've heard in a long while.

#4 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:08 PM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	I totally dont regret taking painkillers.. Good thing I didnt smoke because I probly woulda been tired and shit.. painkilers + weed = sleep god I hate fuckin kids

#5 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
BlackNasty HIGHly medicated Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Big Tex yall Posts: 260	ah the miracles of pain killers...... __________________ Its all natural baby... "There is a great deal of poetry and fine setiment in a chest of tea." - Ralph Waldo Emerson -

#6 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:19 PM
astro Captain of Outer Space Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: MA Posts: 2,454	Right on... and +rep for not actually stabbing him. When you use your fists everyone lives to fight another day and usually no one goes to jail; but if you shanked him, well, you'd be writing that post after being bailed out of jail, that's for sure. __________________ [ US Libertarian Party (FAQ): Drug Policy, War on Drugs, Taxes, Environment, Freedom of Speech, Crime, Quiz ] [ WoD Clock \| NtheDrugWar \| MAPS \| Myths/Facts ] [ Adopt an orphan thread ]

#7 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:38 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	you sir, are a badass. respect+.

#8 (permalink) 08-29-2005, 10:42 PM
anarkin I Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 2,183	+rep for "cleaning" up the streets. The sooner everyone gets put into place, the sooner everyone will be happy __________________ They say you are what you eat, so I strive to eat healthy My goal in life is not to be rich or wealthy Cause true wealth comes good health and wise ways We got to start taking better care of our selves.

#9 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 12:54 AM
savage_goose unicorn huntress Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Northern Lights Posts: 344	man... if i had been you, and you had been me, i would have had bike stolen and you would have gotten a new vap today. good on ya for not usin the knife, if u ahd i would be like you sir are a discrace... unless they attacked you. then its ok. u got some steel balls between those legs there man. good job for sticken up for urself. <---you <---when those bastards saw u comin <---you whenu got ur bike back <--me congradulating you __________________ Emma Watson Fan Club Member

#11 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 01:29 AM
shortbud bongaholic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 263	hell yeah man. way to show them whats up. +rep for being a badass.

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#12 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 02:24 AM
adamBC Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: BC (bud country) Posts: 3,981	fuck, painkillers normally make me all weak and doodely (is that a word??) id probably get my ass beat hard ahah, wouldnt hurt, but i doubt i could do much.. though ive never experienced painkiller + adrenaline.... __________________ i've never had a dream in my life, because a dreams something you wanted, but still haven't pursued. i knew what i wanted, and did it till it was done, so i've been living the dream i wanted to be since day ONE.

#13 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 03:02 AM
guy from 70's Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,005	Lets hope the brothas....dont have 4 more bigger brothas.... street fightin scars.....I gota ton of em...

#14 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 03:02 AM
sigh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 114	this is part of the reason why im starting jujitsu, stupid fuckers like this.... you are bound to come across atleast 5 situations in your life where fighting back will help the situation...

#15 (permalink) 08-30-2005, 05:33 AM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	to top the celebration off? after getting home from that i just called up a homies number i just got that i had been real good friends with, and asked for weed but he wanted to chill.. but on my way there someone called and said they got really dank shit and said he'd give me an 8th so I got there and he gave me 3.7g for $40 ofdank ass shit, I weighed it out when I got to my friends house.! so I matched this girl a blunt, smoked about 8 bowls out of the bubble and popped 3 painkillers throughout the night and got a ride home, it was amazing. I also have a ton of weed left over.. I love blunts. ALSO i also got a connect where i can get an oz like $50 cheaper than normal! of better shit! yes!!! OH MYGOD I FORGOT I ALSO GOT A JOB NEXT MONTH AT DAVANNIS PIZZA AT 9.50 HOUR!! MORE BUD, AND FREE DEEP DISH PIZZA GUYS!