smoking and usage

ryanistheryan · #1 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 05:13 PM

i picked up a 20 of excotics when i woke up.. smoked a fat bowl with a bong, then 15 mins later my mom called me and said that shes picking me for a haircut..so i go and the girl there is like what's ur name..ryan..whats the number?..and i looked at my mom and then i started going 969, because in my stoned mind it came out as whats ur phone number?...and then my mom interupted and laughed and said no for the hair cut..

ruggles · #2 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 05:15 PM

Haha, getting haircuts when you are stoned is so weird...just having someone touching you and stuff, I forgot I was there and got a little creeped out, haha.

premont · #3 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 06:22 PM

so i got up this morning and smoked, then i looked at the clock cause i had a haircut at 2, and it said 1:47 so i was freaking out cause i wasnt even dressed. so i hurry my ass over there and i walk in and the lady stares at my like im fucking retarded. Then she just goes "you know your appointment is at 2 right" apparently my clock was 1 hr ahead and it was only 1.

sirseedymcseed · #4 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 07:00 PM

what was she asking then? when i get haircuts that's the number they ask for. my name and phone number. i fell asleep one time when i got a haircut. not really fell deep asleep. but i kept doing the cobra and eventually closed my eyes for at least a min apparently.

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#1 (permalink) 08-04-2005, 05:13 PM
ryanistheryan Non-Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 531	funny i picked up a 20 of excotics when i woke up.. smoked a fat bowl with a bong, then 15 mins later my mom called me and said that shes picking me for a haircut..so i go and the girl there is like what's ur name..ryan..whats the number?..and i looked at my mom and then i started going 969, because in my stoned mind it came out as whats ur phone number?...and then my mom interupted and laughed and said no for the hair cut..

#2 (permalink) 08-04-2005, 05:15 PM
ruggles -Comfortably Numb- Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under my umbrella Posts: 1,323	Haha, getting haircuts when you are stoned is so weird...just having someone touching you and stuff, I forgot I was there and got a little creeped out, haha. __________________ Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley

#3 (permalink) 08-04-2005, 06:22 PM
premont contact Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Temporary Ban Posts: 689	so i got up this morning and smoked, then i looked at the clock cause i had a haircut at 2, and it said 1:47 so i was freaking out cause i wasnt even dressed. so i hurry my ass over there and i walk in and the lady stares at my like im fucking retarded. Then she just goes "you know your appointment is at 2 right" apparently my clock was 1 hr ahead and it was only 1. __________________ "One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain. So hit me with music, hit me with music"

#4 (permalink) 08-04-2005, 07:00 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,155	what was she asking then? when i get haircuts that's the number they ask for. my name and phone number. i fell asleep one time when i got a haircut. not really fell deep asleep. but i kept doing the cobra and eventually closed my eyes for at least a min apparently.

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