I'm OUTRAGED by these PIGS.
This happened a couple nights ago, I had to piece it in my head just now.
Me and my friend Steve were in the back of Kabloom, a flower shop in my town Montclair, New Jeresy. We had a gram, so we each smoked it as joints. While high, we went on top of kabloom by an attached ladder to the place.
We were climbed up and continuted smoking up there, good view, nice weather, sun, it was nice. We were up there for about an hour. Literally as we were coming down the 5-0's pull up with the siren on, with the MEGAPHONE and yelled at us to come down slowly. We did as we were told and they came towards us.
They put us both in handcuffs, TIGHT handcuffs, and SLAMED us against the car. When I say slamed, I mean Hockey Check Slamed us to the car. He proceded to frisk me, and started going through my pockets when I yelled, (As told to by the various threads on grasscity, and which seemed like a good idea at the time) "You do NOT have my consent to search my person."
The cop looked at his partner, then me, and laughed. The partner laughed with him. Even though I had nothing in my pockets, I didn't want him going through my shit or anything. He didn't listen to me, and just kept checking my pockets and only found my wallet and my cell phone. He grabed my shoulders and turned me around roughly, when I stumpled and fell down onto my knees.
He pretended like it was an accident, picked me up, and dusted me off. He took out his flashlight and shined directly into my eyes, mumbled the word "Stoner" then flipped through my wallet. He got my name from my ID in my wallet, wrote it down, my address. He did the same to my friend dan.
Then he THREW us into the back of his car, where we couldn't help but sit on our handcuffs and have the metal dig into our skin. He drove us down to the station, filed a report of something. We waited there for a while, then they turned us loose with a court date for "Criminal Mischief". We were sitting on top of Kabloom doing nothing. My court date is August 2nd.
If I had been sober, I would've YELLED my ass off, but, being under the influence, haha, thought it was dream like and remotely funny.
The best part was the cops trying to be serious throughout the drive to the station and us just laughing it up. "What were you doing up there you fucking stoner???!" "LOL steve, he said Stoooooner. stooooooooner." Hahaha. Well, we'll probobly just get fined and have to do community service or something, no idea. I really hate cops like that.
The only reason we didn't get busted for smoking was we had nothing on us, we each ate our roaches, and didn't smell like it because the breeze on top of kabloom was sweet.
I'll let you guys know how court turns out, I think I have a lot of things against him.
EDIT: Bah sorry, wrong section. MOD please move it when you see, thanks.
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