smoking and usage

Rezinn · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 11:14 AM

Me and 2 friends (we'll just call them Patrick and Andy) were smoking in some woods, and was having the usual stoner convo. Around the time the 2nd bowl was packed, Patrick said "Wouldn't it be shitty if a cop car just pulled up??" (there's a one car road going through the woods) and Andy said "Dude, if that happened, I'd run straight that way!" The stupid muther fucker pointed to the other part of the woods across the little trail. I was like "WTF!? Dumbass" and Patrick said "If u ran that way, they'd get you." Andy said "No they wouldn't, they'd be confuzed because I would be crazy enough to run infront of the cop car." Patrick said "Once they saw you running, they'd get out and clothes-line you. And while that happened, I'd be running the other way and jump in the river" I agreed with Patrick. And Andy was like "Man, there's a river that way, they'd go upstream to catch you." Then I said "That's why I'd swim downstream." Andy said "They'd have cops going upstream and downstream." Then I said "That's why u go so far, get out, and take off running through people's yards." Then somehow that lead to talking about being stoned in a zoo and letting all the animals loose for some stupid reason.

BTW, we were smoking out of my pipe. I think we were smoking hydro that was grown in Chicago. That shit we had could get 6 people high off one joint. Pretty good weed.

ruggles · #2 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 03:43 PM

hahaha, thats pretty funny i guess. but once again, hyrdo is just a way weed can be grown. its not like a certain quality of weed because someone who grows dro can definitely mess it up, which is why i refer to good weed as dank.

stoned_soldier · #3 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 06:58 PM

that hilarious man!

"no you'd get caught going that way"
"no, they wouldn't expect it"
"no, you'd get caught and i'd get free because of you"
"no, you're wrong"

LOL classic shit

btw what do you mean by " the usual stoner convo"? strong weed and prices???

Rezinn · #4 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stoned_soldier

that hilarious man!

"no you'd get caught going that way"
"no, they wouldn't expect it"
"no, you'd get caught and i'd get free because of you"
"no, you're wrong"

LOL classic shit

btw what do you mean by " the usual stoner convo"? strong weed and prices???

the usual stoner convo...well, u know, like just talkin about stupid random shit, but you think you're the smartest person in the world. I dunno the price of this dank, I showed up at Andy's house just as the dealer was leaving, and I didn't bother askin. But yeah, it was really strong. I dont know whut strain they used to grow it usin the hydro method. But it was good. Like really strong "creeper". It was awesome. And dont mind me if I aint makin sense, cuz I'm stoned right now (just got done smokin a bowl of that fyre shit). Out of curiosity, has anyone ever smoked Sherm (tobacco mixed with weed and dipped in PCP..for thoze who might not know). Cuz I haven't.

LovesToBlaze · #5 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 08:01 AM

stoner convos are the best!

Sarin · #6 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 10:30 AM

ahh it always scares me talking about Cops and then you think you hear a noise....

but it really gets me when me and my mates are sitting in the bush tokin up and start talking about Yowies, i dunno if you guys have ever seen those little chocolate bear things, there based on a real storys about like this big monster things attacking people.

ahh then you hear a noise........

peace and love

ruggles · #7 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarin

then you think you hear a noise....

i have convinced myself that someone was there when the sound of crushing leaves was coming from myself...i got so confused, haha.

smokyey3z · #8 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 04:24 PM

haha one time i was smokin on my backporch and id turn around and see nothin and i could swear someone would be back there but i would keep looking every couple seconds b/c i felt like i was being watched >_<

ruggles · #9 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 04:28 PM

just last night, i was in the woods with my friends, and we saw this really odd whiteness on like 5 or 6 trees that were about 15 ft away. we just thought it was really weird at first, but didnt care about it because smoking seemed more important. well we smoked like 4 huge bowls and then we became interested. my friend goes up to it and it ends up being the light from these huge lights that they keep on at the pool so people dont drown or something. haha, we are retarded.

herbsman420 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-02-2005, 08:29 AM

your friend Andy sounds like a trip man. haha

Sarin · #11 (**permalink**) 07-02-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ruggles

just last night, i was in the woods with my friends, and we saw this really odd whiteness on like 5 or 6 trees that were about 15 ft away.

Holy crap man i forgot what it is called but if you ever see a light like that in the bush dont look and just run the other way, some people around here say if you look at the light it kind of attracts you and leads you to it. And your like eaten by mouth sucking cheerleaders, lol dunno but the light leading you is true.

peace and love

Shady · #12 (**permalink**) 07-02-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LovesToBlaze

stoner convos are the best!

fuck yeah bro, u talk the stupidest shit but u feel like u kno everything, its pretty cool

ziggyshugenadz · #13 (**permalink**) 07-02-2005, 10:23 PM

man i was tottally expectin there to be a cop who found you guys and that one guy run out in front of the cop car and got caught while you guys just ran the other and escaped.

dschill · #14 (**permalink**) 07-03-2005, 06:57 AM

hmm smokein in the woods eh? watch out for smokey the bear, hes an asshole

hahamoha · #15 (**permalink**) 07-03-2005, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dschill

hmm smokein in the woods eh? watch out for smokey the bear, hes an asshole

pancakes and ROFFLES!

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#1 (permalink) 06-30-2005, 11:14 AM
Rezinn Smokin' Hydro Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southwest, MI - USA Posts: 161	Smoking In The Woods Me and 2 friends (we'll just call them Patrick and Andy) were smoking in some woods, and was having the usual stoner convo. Around the time the 2nd bowl was packed, Patrick said "Wouldn't it be shitty if a cop car just pulled up??" (there's a one car road going through the woods) and Andy said "Dude, if that happened, I'd run straight that way!" The stupid muther fucker pointed to the other part of the woods across the little trail. I was like "WTF!? Dumbass" and Patrick said "If u ran that way, they'd get you." Andy said "No they wouldn't, they'd be confuzed because I would be crazy enough to run infront of the cop car." Patrick said "Once they saw you running, they'd get out and clothes-line you. And while that happened, I'd be running the other way and jump in the river" I agreed with Patrick. And Andy was like "Man, there's a river that way, they'd go upstream to catch you." Then I said "That's why I'd swim downstream." Andy said "They'd have cops going upstream and downstream." Then I said "That's why u go so far, get out, and take off running through people's yards." Then somehow that lead to talking about being stoned in a zoo and letting all the animals loose for some stupid reason. BTW, we were smoking out of my pipe. I think we were smoking hydro that was grown in Chicago. That shit we had could get 6 people high off one joint. Pretty good weed. Last edited by Rezinn; 06-30-2005 at 11:19 AM.

#2 (permalink) 06-30-2005, 03:43 PM
ruggles -Comfortably Numb- Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under my umbrella Posts: 1,323	hahaha, thats pretty funny i guess. but once again, hyrdo is just a way weed can be grown. its not like a certain quality of weed because someone who grows dro can definitely mess it up, which is why i refer to good weed as dank. __________________ Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley

#3 (permalink) 06-30-2005, 06:58 PM
stoned_soldier BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: T..O.. Posts: 3,180	that hilarious man! "no you'd get caught going that way" "no, they wouldn't expect it" "no, you'd get caught and i'd get free because of you" "no, you're wrong" LOL classic shit btw what do you mean by " the usual stoner convo"? strong weed and prices??? __________________ "And don't criticize what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan "I am what I am." - Popeye http://kristos.150m.com http://www.soundclick.com/preachercreature www.myspace.com/preachercreaturegta www.myspace.com/bonsaiforestry

#5 (permalink) 07-01-2005, 08:01 AM
LovesToBlaze Sober Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 927	stoner convos are the best! __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#6 (permalink) 07-01-2005, 10:30 AM
Sarin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 83	ahh it always scares me talking about Cops and then you think you hear a noise.... but it really gets me when me and my mates are sitting in the bush tokin up and start talking about Yowies, i dunno if you guys have ever seen those little chocolate bear things, there based on a real storys about like this big monster things attacking people. ahh then you hear a noise........ peace and love __________________ Get up, Stand up, Stand up for your right Get up, Stand up, Dont give up the fight Get up, Stand up, Life is your right Dont give up the fight

#8 (permalink) 07-01-2005, 04:24 PM
smokyey3z <^> (0_o) <^> Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: jax Posts: 1,327	haha one time i was smokin on my backporch and id turn around and see nothin and i could swear someone would be back there but i would keep looking every couple seconds b/c i felt like i was being watched >_< __________________ All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#9 (permalink) 07-01-2005, 04:28 PM
ruggles -Comfortably Numb- Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under my umbrella Posts: 1,323	just last night, i was in the woods with my friends, and we saw this really odd whiteness on like 5 or 6 trees that were about 15 ft away. we just thought it was really weird at first, but didnt care about it because smoking seemed more important. well we smoked like 4 huge bowls and then we became interested. my friend goes up to it and it ends up being the light from these huge lights that they keep on at the pool so people dont drown or something. haha, we are retarded. __________________ Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley

#10 (permalink) 07-02-2005, 08:29 AM
herbsman420 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: TX Posts: 773	your friend Andy sounds like a trip man. haha __________________

#13 (permalink) 07-02-2005, 10:23 PM
ziggyshugenadz yes, i am awesome Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,529	man i was tottally expectin there to be a cop who found you guys and that one guy run out in front of the cop car and got caught while you guys just ran the other and escaped. __________________ -ziggy.

#14 (permalink) 07-03-2005, 06:57 AM
dschill Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 138	hmm smokein in the woods eh? watch out for smokey the bear, hes an asshole

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