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View Poll Results: Do you have a hooka, or a funny story to tell?
Yes Hooka - I love it, Yes story. 15 14.02%
Yes Hooka - I love it, No story. 8 7.48%
Yes Hooka - I hate it, Yes story. 0 0%
Yes Hooka - I hate it, No story. 1 0.93%
No Hooka, Yes story. 5 4.67%
No Hooka, No story. 25 23.36%
This thread SUCKS! 8 7.48%
WTF are you talking about? 11 10.28%
Man I wish I had a Hooka now. 22 20.56%
I'm leaving to go schmoke. 12 11.21%
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Old 06-06-2005, 04:51 PM
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IGotTheHooka... Kinda funny story :)

LOL, what a funny title... But yeah... I picked up a hooka the other day at an Indian smoke shop near my house. Cost me like $30, and came with a cleaning brush, manual/catalog, and a carry case. It's like 18" and is only a 1-hoser, but it RIPS like a bong and goes around like a bowl. I think I've found my new favorite piece But anywayz, here's the "kinda funny story" (probably isn't even kinda funny, but oh well).

When I went to buy it the guy was like "You tell all your friends you got this here" and he was all talking about how I'm gonna have a hooka party and shit. This other guy's like "he's not having a hooka party, he's having a green bud party" then he looks at my friend and is like "and he's all happy 'cause he's invited." I had to make some other purchases - like incense, blunts, lighter, and rolling papers while I was there as well... All in all, a very good weekend

So... Who else has a hooka... Or some funny ass story to tell?
 
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Old 06-06-2005, 05:00 PM
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i dont get it.. WTF are you talking about? yeah, and i dont have a hookah
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LOL, Just telling a story about how I acquired my hooka... There's this little Indian smoke shop near my house, and I bought a hooka there. They had the whole store ROLLIN' because they knew what I was buying it for (as I also picked up incense, blunts, papers, and a lighter). I dunno... I thought it was pretty funny 2 guys were talking. The one kept saying I was having a hookah party, and the other was joking about what it was really gonna be used for. They all thought it was hilarious.
 
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hahaha, I see it now. kinda funny. im not high enough. lol, i want a hookah
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i dont like hookahs
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you have a very strange sense of humour, Cottons..
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i want a hookah, i love going into a headshop and everyone there knowing what you are about to do with whatever you bought but you have to talk about it like you arne't so that store won't get in trouble.

This one time when i was buying my newest spoon, i was also getting a new slide for my bong, and i wanted to get a diffuser, and the damn guy didn't even know what a diffuser was, so needless to say i didn't get a diffuser and i dunno if that was funny buy it was a story
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me and my friends have a pretty big hookah and it sucks cuz we can never light the coals, its a total pain in the ass to get it started, and we've never smoked bud out of it cuz we figured it'd be a waste
 
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I'm thinkin about goin to some headshops tommorow and finding me a hookah and some shisha.
 
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me and my friends have a pretty big hookah and it sucks cuz we can never light the coals, its a total pain in the ass to get it started, and we've never smoked bud out of it cuz we figured it'd be a waste
I had a bit of a problem getting it going at first, too... I don't use the charcoals though. I just stick green in it and add fire... Same as a bong... 'Cept with a tube and minus a carb
 
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:35 AM
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I had a bit of a problem getting it going at first, too... I don't use the charcoals though. I just stick green in it and add fire... Same as a bong... 'Cept with a tube and minus a carb
See the second lil thing sticking out? Should be a twisty thing or a screw off cap with some holes.

Thats the carb...

Keep it CLEAN dude..those things can get funky fast.

Also pick up some hookah tobaco...it's actually very smooth after a few tokes. It vaps/steams rater then burn for with the charchol.

Another tip would be to make a bowl...you really need a bowl for that thing. Try the end of a pop can upsidedown with a hole in the middle and a bowl (I've used a thimble) with a nice screen.

Enjoy it...but keep it clean cuz it can go rank on you fast.
 
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Bong and feathered, you should be!!! I just had to move this from another forum.



Yo...your sense of humor rocks, dude. You kind of tell the story from the inside and I dig that. Still gonna bong and feather your ass, though!

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i dont really like hookahs that much, if i were you i would of got a nice bong
 
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