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05-17-2005, 05:45 PM
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| Tha Conspiracy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Baltimore
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What's up everybody, i'm new to tha city but i been spendin a lot of time on here since i'm in computer technogoly college classes all mornin.... and i always wake and bake and its gotten boring tryin to wait for something funny to happen in this class.... Anyway.. i wanna read some stories about people that smoke on they jobs. i work as an auto technician and a car detailer at a car dealership... lol maybe not tha best job to smoke weed on but i really don't give a fuck. anyway i've been having a lot of shit happen to me on tha job and i always says i'mma post something on here but you know weed make u forget shit. I get out of school at 1  m and have to be to work at 2pm so that leave me a whole hour to smoke.. so me and my friend/co worker blazed 1 or 2 blunts before work, we usally smoke outside instead of my car so tha smell won't be so strong.. But yesterday it was raining and we decided to say fuck it and smoke in my car, We finish one blunt and i wasn't really feelin high enuff.. so i roll up some dro ( big mistake ) We was fucked up!!! i was just staring out my window lookin at cars go by and i realize it been a while since my friend passed me tha blunt back, i look at him and his ass fell asleep wit tha blunt in his hand lol.. I was fucked up and was ready to say fuck work, but we was already parked out back of tha dealership, let me remind you we been smokin for an hr wit tha windows up and i'm fucked up so i just open my door and my boss car is parked 2 cars from mines and he walks past just as i open my door and a cloud of smoke come out and he just look at it and ask me is it my engine? lol I say "yeah!!" and start laughing. My friend hop out tha car next and even more smoke come out and he see my boss and he holla out "OH SHIT!!!!!!!" and he start walkin away.. My boss looks at him and says to me.. "Is he on drugs or something?!?" lol I couldn't help it but to laugh.. I have more stories but this typin is really killin my shyt now.. so i'll probably post a new story everyday.
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05-18-2005, 03:07 AM
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lmfao. I am so high right now that I have tears streaming down my face. 
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05-18-2005, 04:09 AM
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i work at this ghetto little 1 dollar movie theatre, and i burn out so much at that job. my favorite place to smoke is in the projection booth, when all the people are watching movies, cause you can just sit there burn a J and watch like 4 movies at once, and then when i get lal stoned i like to fuck around with the projectors and shit. somones face will come on the movie screet, and youll see a siloetted finger diggin in his ear or some shit, goo dfucken times.
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05-18-2005, 04:13 AM
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| Bitches... Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: California
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I just took up smoking again a few weeks back. Smoking on the job is a bit sketch. The only guy I work with, knows right off the bat... And I work for my grandpa... I work on fucking hydraulics... The only time I've been stoned I put shit together bassackwards, and nothing worked... So I won't be doing that again... Only when I go in on the weekends... 
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05-18-2005, 04:17 AM
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| Cannabis Maximus Join Date: May 2005 Location: north Idaho
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i go to work baked all the time, although it risks my job more than it would. (because my boss is mormon) When i applied. the first thing he asked was "do you smoke weed?" i was baked when he asked that and i just started laughing and said "no, thats funny that you would think i smoke..."
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05-18-2005, 04:05 PM
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I work at a subway and Ive smoked a couple there. When ever im making the subs high, i make them perfect, just like the pictures for some reason. I get tips for them too. Its the only time i get tips. I got caught smoking there once and i luckily didnt get fired. My mananger said to not smoke there anymore. Its fun seeing some of the customers that come in baked. I fuck around with them and ask them if they want there sub TOASTED with emphasis on the toasted hah. And one time i wrote marijuana on the oregano shaker and some customers were like wtf. good times-HH
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05-18-2005, 05:18 PM
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| Tha Conspiracy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Baltimore
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I'm backkkkkkkkk lol.. my ass is in school now.. tha teacher is actually teachin something today but i zoned out in tha beginning of whatever he's talkin about so i'm lost. lol oh well i'm still on tha dean list. :-D I swear my job is like a sitcom when i'm blazed.. yesterday started out with tha daily routine.. i get to work, call my friend to meet me at our smoke spot behind tha liquor store next to tha dealership and i proceed to roll up a blunt ( kind bud mixed wit tha last of my dro). My friend get to tha spot and he's already smokin a blunt. He works in tha parts department of tha dealership and he told me how he almost slapped tha shyt outta this lady that came in for a part for her car. this how's that converstation went: My friend : What can i get for u today? Stupid Lady: My husband said i need a belt My friend: what kind of belt? Stupid Lady: A belt for my car My friend: A fan belt? Stupid Lady: Yea I guess My friend: iight what kind of car is it? Stupid Lady: It's a Red one My friend: HaHa Its a Red what?? Stupid Lady: I don't know its just a red one My friend: How tha fuck you not goin to know what kind of car you got? (My friend has a temper problem) Stupid Lady: Its a 4 door My friend: WHAT KIND OF CAR!!! Stupid Lady: midsize My friend: Is this a joke? I mean seriously are u fuckin wit me? Stupid Lady: No!! i'mma call my husband (Lady talks on phone for a minute or two) Stupid Lady: Itz a chevrolet My friend: What kind of chevrolet?!?!?!? Stupid Lady: I don't know that's what my husband said. Do you want to talk to him? My friend: Naw... matter fact i know what belt you need. (my friend go to tha back and grab any belt off tha wall) Stupid Lady: You sure that's tha right one? My friend: Yup, it fits all red chevy midsize cars LoL.. i wish i could of been there for that. Not much happen on my side of tha dealership yesterday.. except for this customer was askin me a question and i zoned out for a second and i missed a couple of words he said and i caught my self zonin out on him so i said "Yeah" next thing i know he's sayin "Ok i'mma bring my car around.. thanks"... Y'all already know my ass ain't wait around to see what i said yeah to.... turned out tha guy asked me a question about his car makin some noise when he hit tha brakes and he asked me to look at it. I only do oil changes and tire work anyway so they gave it to another technician... Oh yea.. another thing that happened yesterday.. i had just finish an oil change and i gave tha keys back to tha customer ( a middle age woman.. not too bad lookin) and she was makin small converstations and i have a nextel phone wit that walkie talkie shit.. and in tha middle of tha converstation wit this lady my friend walkie talkie me screamin "IT's BLUNT O' CLOCK!!" lol it was 4:20. Tha lady just looked at me funny and got in her car and left. lol I have to be to work in a couple more hrz.. hopefully i'll have some more funny shit to tell y'all tomorrow.. Remember IT'S BLUNT O'CLOCK!!!! lol i smoke too much :-D |
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05-21-2005, 05:08 AM
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05-21-2005, 05:15 AM
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I love reading your shit when I'm high. The way you describe your stories makes me think of a few guys I use to hang with. They were blunt rollin' machines! heh. Anywho, funny stuff dude! Sometimes I wonder if marijuana was created so we could deal patiently with stupid people.
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05-21-2005, 05:21 AM
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05-22-2005, 11:20 PM
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05-26-2005, 03:21 AM
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| Weed Smokin' Bong Tokin'  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Texas
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Damn i love just fucking around talking while youre fucked up keep it up guys u rock
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05-26-2005, 06:32 AM
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In a few years when i get more tickets i want to buy a welding rig of my own so i get paid really good and i get to have time to myself at work (far from the shop) to do my job and toke. It sounds nice to have your own rig if you like the outdoors since your only working outdoors repairing machinery and anything metal thats broken.
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05-26-2005, 06:51 AM
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| The man of the Hour Join Date: May 2005
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haha this shit is mint! i had been working at ups for a while, loading semi's full of boxes, 5 hrs a night....8.50/hr. shitty work. well when i ws on 1 on 1 training, i had a middle aged woman, happily married, with kids, as my instructor, and we worked from 11pm to 4 am... lol. the first night i went in to basic training i had chugged a beer, smoked a join to my dome, and just got done messin around wit my girl.... lol i was a minute late, the instructor bitched me out and then told me my fly was down.. i was like oh shit... lol i had nothing to hide from her so i told her my story, she laughed. my other follow up trainer, also a married woman with kids, kinda liked me. it was a little scary. i would always go into work, and she would be talkin about how her kids are always smoking ghanj at her house, and then she misheard something i had said... she thought i said blunt, i told her i didnt say blunt, but i asked"if i did say blunt, would you think any differently?" remember, this woman is a supervisor, she has the power to fire me on spot for any reason... she simply burst out laughing and said she dont care if i came in high on anything as long as i move boxes... haha it was so funny just to hear this lady talk about weed and drugs. she really appreciated it when i came in the next night wearing my wifebeater... her eyes were locked on to me thoughout the whole night and the first half of the night i was high as hell it was freakin me out. ah shit this all brings back some fond memories of working like a slave, getting paid shit, and talking about drugs with every1 who worked there... and since we worked till 4 in the morning, we would always get out of work, carpool with a few friends and roll a blunt/joint and smoke at 4:20 am and wake up the next day and smoke at 4:20 pm... like clockwork. that was good times right there
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