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04-30-2005, 05:19 AM
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His Highness
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Don't. Don't EVER.
My wife and I got pulled-over and she had to hide the sack where a woman would hide the sack. Well, the cop towed my car for expired tags/no insurance (I’ve never claimed to be the most responsible person in the world). I made him take us home because it started raining (small town). On the ride, I noticed a huge sticker on the dash. It read: DON’T HIDE DRUGS IN CROTCH AREA. DOG WILL BITE. I busted out laughing, y’all, I couldn’t help it. The cop kinda looked at me funny, but continued home. When we got in, we smoked it off our minds for a while.
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04-30-2005, 05:21 AM
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Gonzo
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HAHA! That's f-in great dude.
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04-30-2005, 05:30 AM
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His Highness
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Hey Durban Poison,
Did you use someone's hindquarters for the background in your sig? 
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04-30-2005, 05:37 AM
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Gonzo
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LOL! I knew someone was going to ask that. I actually relized, shortly after I had finished the thing, it looked like an ass. Actually it's my thighs. I didn't feel like moving, as I was very high when I took the picture, so just set the stuff on my lap and took the snapshot. Rest easy though, knowing that is not a picture of my wedgie. HAHA
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04-30-2005, 06:12 AM
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His Highness
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Yeah, it's definitely good to know that I'm not looking at your ass every time I read a post. That is, unless you're an incredibly attractive female...or even average will do when it comes to a booty shot. lol
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04-30-2005, 06:16 AM
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Gonzo
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LoL, sorry man, ain't no lady here. 100% All American Male.
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04-30-2005, 06:44 AM
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His Highness
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As was my assumption. As am I. lol
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04-30-2005, 06:47 AM
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Gonzo
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LoL right on.
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04-30-2005, 08:16 PM
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were you high when you laughed at it?
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04-30-2005, 09:17 PM
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His Highness
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I can't remember. I don't think I had smoked yet that day.
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04-30-2005, 09:21 PM
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dam the police hehe
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05-01-2005, 02:27 AM
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His Highness
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Damn the police? Fuck the police! I found-out later that the cop liked to mess around with highschool girls, too. He was on a power trip like none I'd ever seen. His dad was the area state trooper, his brother was the only cop the next town over, and his mother was the county dispatcher. That family had the law sewn-up around that part of the state.
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05-01-2005, 02:35 AM
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Gonzo
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Pisses me off how cops have the God complex and have to be total dicks like that.
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05-03-2005, 03:05 PM
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that is fucked up how that is
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05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
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His Highness
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God complex is an understatement when it comes to that pig. I really considered pulling some ol' gangsta shit outta my bag of tricks, but alas, I do not like prison.
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