smoking and usage

SparkDaSpliff · #1 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:21 AM

k- heres how it went down-

last night i was up late in my room, my parents were asleep, my homework was done, and i needed to smoke. i turned on my fan, opened the window, turned on the air purfier, and redied my sploof and my bong. i was over-paranoid about the smell and sprayed a shot of air-freshener about everytime i took a hit. i smoked enough so i was really high. i sprayed down the room and prepared to play xbox. all of my shit was put away, i covered myself with deodorant, ate a mint, but left my eyes red. fuck... my mom is knocking on my door. she came in, and all the lights were on in my room, and i was awake in the middle of it all, just sitting there in my boxers. when asked why i was awake, i told my parents that i was thinking about how our family has been having trouble recently, and i just needed some time to think alone. i explained all the smells as me trying to help out my allergies. they didnt take that shit, and they knew somthing was up. i come home today, and they are sitting around the dining room table with information packets spread out all over it. one of them was titled "A Parents Guide to Inhalants" and the rest were similarly titled. fuck. we sit down for a big conversation and i find out that they are gonna drug test me this thursday. double fuck. heres the killer- its a wide range test. they are testing for ingredients in things like fabreeze, axe, all the shit i use legitimaly (sort of). fuck fuck fuck. i dont know what the test is going to be on, so ive started drinking water like a motherucker and gonna start naicin treatment tomorrow. ive got one day, and i gotta be drinking nonstop. fucking shit. i think im screwed. though i dont have anything to hide regarding inhalants. what are they gonna test for? they're gonna find (if they test for them) nicotine, cannabanoids, and coedine. fucking ass shit. what should i do. im gonna call my doctor soon, and ask what hes gonna test for. thanks for listening to my rant. they also offered me an option of blood, urine, or hair tests. which should i choose for my situation? ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME WILL HELP!!!!

-peace

seeyouauntie · #2 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:24 AM

dont drink yourself to death. You're pretty much screwed unless you can get ahold of some clean pee.. got a dog? haha.. i doubt that would work. But i've heard those at home piss tests arent as accurate as the ones they use for new hires. Dont worry about it really, whats the worst that can happen? oh they find out you smoke, big deal really. My mom found out a year ago that i smoked (i hid it from her for about 3 years) and it's been a pretty positive experience really. Hell im 21 too, so she could have kicked me out. Anyways, im rambling.. its not over... dont stress about it. Its only bud man, its not like you've killed someone.

i just re-read where it said you've got the option of hair, blood, or pee.. take pee. Hair tests can go way back in history.. blood seems more accurate to me.

Hakennase · #3 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:28 AM

Piss. Wost comes to worst, tell them it was mj, not a fuckin' inhalant.

skittles · #4 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:40 AM

whos giving you the test? your parents or are you goin somewhere for it?

dirtybongwater · #5 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:46 AM

Woah. This sounds so grim. If you can try to relax a little bit. Go through with the test. Then when they show you the results, then tell them you were experimenting with pot. I wouldn't offer up anything until you get to see the results with them. I wouldn't act defensive before you see the results, just prepare yourself that you may have to tell them you were trying it out. If you are lucky you may come out on top. I'll remain positive for ya dude! Good luck and if you can try to relax.

SparkDaSpliff · #6 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:49 AM

they know ive experimented with pot. but they think that was a long time ago, and it shouldn't show up on the test. they dont know that i've been smoking recently. im going to the doctor for the test. its no oridinary test either. theyre testing for all sorts of amyl butle nirtates, like everything in axe and airfresheners, and my dad hinted at testing for ritalin and other perscription pills.... keep posting please

skittles · #7 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM

say you use alotta axe so you dont smell like ass..

Natural Mystic · #8 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM

Whoa, sorry to hear that man, bad timing I guess. Just chilax and everything will work out in the end, it always does. Just be patient with everything that happens in the next couple of days. Good luck and I wish you lotsa karma.

skittles · #9 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM

and do you dpo any other drugs?

SparkDaSpliff · #10 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skittles

and do you dpo any other drugs?

coedine occationally and nicotine should be in my sys. the thing that hurts most is that they'd believe that i was actually using inhalants. making preperations to use someone elses pee, but im going to try to be clean anyway.

dirtybongwater · #11 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:01 AM

Ok I don't think I understand the magnitude of this test if you aren't actually inhaling these products with the intent of getting high. I mean just spraying them in your room with the window up, isn't going to get enough of them in your system. Believe me I'm not an authority on the subject, but I have a feeling you will come out on top.

SparkDaSpliff · #12 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:02 AM

it wouldnt bode too good for me if they found cannabinoids or opiates in my system now would it...

Satanic Smoke · #13 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtybongwater

Ok I don't think I understand the magnitude of this test if you aren't actually inhaling these products with the intent of getting high. I mean just spraying them in your room with the window up, isn't going to get enough of them in your system. Believe me I'm not an authority on the subject, but I have a feeling you will come out on top.

Haha, yes I would imagine so...at least with regard to the inhalants.

SparkDaSpliff · #14 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satanic Smoke

Haha, yes I would imagine so...at least with regard to the inhalants.

maybe im overreacting, but its never a good thing, and im just sharing my story and im still open for suggestions

Roosk · #15 (**permalink**) 04-27-2005, 03:33 AM

Since you will be drinking a lot of water to dilute your piss, you need to take vitamin B12 in order to color it more yellow again. Good luck bro.

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#1 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:21 AM
SparkDaSpliff Original Danksta Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: from roof to roof like batman... Posts: 259	Urgent: Holy shit..... Im Fucked (please read) k- heres how it went down- last night i was up late in my room, my parents were asleep, my homework was done, and i needed to smoke. i turned on my fan, opened the window, turned on the air purfier, and redied my sploof and my bong. i was over-paranoid about the smell and sprayed a shot of air-freshener about everytime i took a hit. i smoked enough so i was really high. i sprayed down the room and prepared to play xbox. all of my shit was put away, i covered myself with deodorant, ate a mint, but left my eyes red. fuck... my mom is knocking on my door. she came in, and all the lights were on in my room, and i was awake in the middle of it all, just sitting there in my boxers. when asked why i was awake, i told my parents that i was thinking about how our family has been having trouble recently, and i just needed some time to think alone. i explained all the smells as me trying to help out my allergies. they didnt take that shit, and they knew somthing was up. i come home today, and they are sitting around the dining room table with information packets spread out all over it. one of them was titled "A Parents Guide to Inhalants" and the rest were similarly titled. fuck. we sit down for a big conversation and i find out that they are gonna drug test me this thursday. double fuck. heres the killer- its a wide range test. they are testing for ingredients in things like fabreeze, axe, all the shit i use legitimaly (sort of). fuck fuck fuck. i dont know what the test is going to be on, so ive started drinking water like a motherucker and gonna start naicin treatment tomorrow. ive got one day, and i gotta be drinking nonstop. fucking shit. i think im screwed. though i dont have anything to hide regarding inhalants. what are they gonna test for? they're gonna find (if they test for them) nicotine, cannabanoids, and coedine. fucking ass shit. what should i do. im gonna call my doctor soon, and ask what hes gonna test for. thanks for listening to my rant. they also offered me an option of blood, urine, or hair tests. which should i choose for my situation? ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME WILL HELP!!!! -peace __________________ i spark my spliffs all day long and when im home i rip the bong

#2 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:24 AM
seeyouauntie 11:11 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 556	dont drink yourself to death. You're pretty much screwed unless you can get ahold of some clean pee.. got a dog? haha.. i doubt that would work. But i've heard those at home piss tests arent as accurate as the ones they use for new hires. Dont worry about it really, whats the worst that can happen? oh they find out you smoke, big deal really. My mom found out a year ago that i smoked (i hid it from her for about 3 years) and it's been a pretty positive experience really. Hell im 21 too, so she could have kicked me out. Anyways, im rambling.. its not over... dont stress about it. Its only bud man, its not like you've killed someone. i just re-read where it said you've got the option of hair, blood, or pee.. take pee. Hair tests can go way back in history.. blood seems more accurate to me. __________________ "prying open my thrid eye"

#3 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:28 AM
Hakennase Stoned User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Among the 5-pronged leaves. Posts: 668	Piss. Wost comes to worst, tell them it was mj, not a fuckin' inhalant. __________________

#4 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:40 AM
skittles Good to be alive and free Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: jersey Posts: 4,208	whos giving you the test? your parents or are you goin somewhere for it? __________________ micro plant Its like MK Ultra, controling your brain Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change. Read about the history of the place that we live in And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

#5 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:46 AM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: ^j^ Posts: 5,467	Woah. This sounds so grim. If you can try to relax a little bit. Go through with the test. Then when they show you the results, then tell them you were experimenting with pot. I wouldn't offer up anything until you get to see the results *with* them. I wouldn't act defensive before you see the results, just prepare yourself that you may have to tell them you were trying it out. If you are lucky you may come out on top. I'll remain positive for ya dude! Good luck and if you can try to relax. __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#6 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:49 AM
SparkDaSpliff Original Danksta Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: from roof to roof like batman... Posts: 259	they know ive experimented with pot. but they think that was a long time ago, and it shouldn't show up on the test. they dont know that i've been smoking recently. im going to the doctor for the test. its no oridinary test either. theyre testing for all sorts of amyl butle nirtates, like everything in axe and airfresheners, and my dad hinted at testing for ritalin and other perscription pills.... keep posting please __________________ i spark my spliffs all day long and when im home i rip the bong

#7 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM
skittles Good to be alive and free Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: jersey Posts: 4,208	say you use alotta axe so you dont smell like ass.. __________________ micro plant Its like MK Ultra, controling your brain Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change. Read about the history of the place that we live in And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

#8 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM
Natural Mystic Master Jedi Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: a world with no invisible boarders Posts: 1,058	Whoa, sorry to hear that man, bad timing I guess. Just chilax and everything will work out in the end, it always does. Just be patient with everything that happens in the next couple of days. Good luck and I wish you lotsa karma. __________________ It won’t take too long when you’re short of time to point out some good left about mankind. You can learn to love what you can destroy. That’s what I call sacrificing what you’ve got for freedom -Over It Try not. Do or do not, there is no try... -Yoda What is the _Matrix?_ Don't worry, be happy. If you want to be productive, be creative. We love the all the all of you. Our lands are green and skies are blue

#9 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 02:51 AM
skittles Good to be alive and free Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: jersey Posts: 4,208	and do you dpo any other drugs? __________________ micro plant Its like MK Ultra, controling your brain Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change. Read about the history of the place that we live in And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

#11 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 03:01 AM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: ^j^ Posts: 5,467	Ok I don't think I understand the magnitude of this test if you aren't actually inhaling these products with the intent of getting high. I mean just spraying them in your room with the window up, isn't going to get enough of them in your system. Believe me I'm not an authority on the subject, but I have a feeling you will come out on top. __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

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#12 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 03:02 AM
SparkDaSpliff Original Danksta Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: from roof to roof like batman... Posts: 259	it wouldnt bode too good for me if they found cannabinoids or opiates in my system now would it... __________________ i spark my spliffs all day long and when im home i rip the bong

#15 (permalink) 04-27-2005, 03:33 AM
Roosk Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 142	Since you will be drinking a lot of water to dilute your piss, you need to take vitamin B12 in order to color it more yellow again. Good luck bro.