Squeal like a pig

[Mr Skinner]

Lmao



Marv, Marv, Marv....


"Who's the man with the master plan? It's the ****** with the motherfuckin' gun"

Haha...Just trying to remember what happened yesterday...

It all started when we rented a car, threw all our instruments into it and drove 4 hours into the norwegian outback. A ferry ride included. When we arrived at the tiny place we were going to play at (3 hours too late for the soundcheck), the first thing I syad was "Hey...where's the guy with tha Banjo?". When we found out the guys in the other car had gotten flashbacks from Deliverance, too, we decided to call the trip "Squeal like a pig-tour"...

Soundcheck sucked due to an amateur sound engineer. So when our buds had their soundcheck, we sat on the dock, had a few brews and a few js. Then we drove (no police around on those parts, so I don't care about drinkin and drivin') to me mate's brother's house to find out where to sleep tonight. That's when we found out we had almost no food, but had to live on a beer diet, which is ok, I guess.

As usual when there's boys and a ball, we had to play football (soccer for you across the pond). Beer in right hand, cig in left hand...obviously no need for a goalie...while our drummer rolled an unknown amount of joints.

Of course we lost track of time and suddenly got a call from one of the mates: They had started playing and we were nowhere near the place. And had been drinkin' and smokin' for 5-6 hours straight. So there we had to get to the bloody dock. But neither me nor the mates have built-in compasses, so the 10 min walk took us about 1/2 hour. We just arrived in time to see our mates' last 2 songs. And finally see the crowd. I was still looking for one that played Banjo, while our drummer for some reason got hooked on Dr. Dre and all he talked about was "The ****** with the motherfucking gun"

2 hours till we were supposed to play. And my god those were 2 funny hours. Quite impossible to explain but imagine a bunch of inbred weirdoes who've never been to a city before. Their idea of fun is just so different from ours. So we had even more beer and smoked some of the js (I rarely smoke before a gig, but that one I didn't care about, so we all got super stoned). Of course noone ever noticed what we were smoking.

So we pretty much fucked up the whole gig, had fun as hell, just jumping around on stage. People didn't even realize we were far gone. I'm not too sure but I think our drummer sang Dr. Dre on stage, too. Sound engineer got a bit nervous when me'n the other guitar player just turned up (to 11 haha) our amps because we couldn't hear shit on stage. Poor kid.

After the gig we went for a gigantic blunt I had prepared. People seemed to have liked because we were invited to a party later. So we went back to stash our shit (took even longer to walk home this time). Played some football (duh) and went to that party. I didn't see any nice groupies there, so we decided to just get wasted. I think I got lost in that 4-5 room house about 4times. Whenever I missed me mates, I just had to call "Who's the man with the master plan" and me buds'd shout "The ****** with the motherfucking gun", so I'd know where they were. The locals got a bit confused by this, I guess.

Since we had very little to eat that day and were very, very stoned, we decided to go on a cookie hunt. Searched the whole house for cookies. We actually were pretty lucky and got the munchies cured. But me mate found a bottle of whiskey which meant you could count him out. Us others smoked a j in the kitchen, which went unnoticed. Till we started singin' "what shall we do with the drunken sailor" over and over again.

Somewhere around 4-5 am (actually noone remembers that one) we got back to our house, smoked another one (totally unneccessary) and got to sleep.

Got up about 1 pm, hungover, no food in the whole house. Had another joint and drove off. Got some food and drove home. Had me a couple of hours of sleep and feeling way better now.

So, there...now you know what I've been up to lately Hope y'all had a nice weekend.

But I still miss a Banjo player

[smoke_the_dank]

Hell yea!

we would get along great skinner!
ROCK ON.

[Mr Skinner]

Haha we need a smoke-out someday

Edit: Off for a jam session now...have a nice night