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Falling asleep stoned and drunk saved my ass!
So last thursday I went out with some friends to chill. Two guys come over and we're all chillin, so we decide to go get some beers. There's 4 people in this guys car. We get the beer and go to the top floor of a parking garage and drink it up. After waiting for everyone to get drunk (except for the driver of course) we go get a blunt roll and blaze a honey dutch.
After dropping off one of the people, and it was the two original guys and me. I pass out in the back seat stoned off my ass and drunk, and before you know I'm kissing the pavement after being yanked out of a car by a cop. There were 3 cop cars with their lights beaming surrounding the car.
It turns out while I was asleep they decided to do drive-by mailbox baseball, and smash in some car windows. The guy who did the smashing ran from the cops and no one has seem him since, and the driver is getting held at the police station. If I wasn't asleep i'd be getting charged with conspiracy, association of destroying federal property, ( I can't really remember what he said it was) and something else bad.
And I just met the two guys that night.
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What can I say? Marijuana tickles my fancy.
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