haha to blazed for work apparently

haha so today i was drivin to work to be there for 3 and left 15 mins early...so i could smoke upo in my car ya know well i get nearly there but stop off at walgreens which is like cvs...and i go in steal some clear eyes and buy some gum...while i left my car outside windows down, piece, lighter, and weed all in plain eyesight from outside in my cup holder next to my front seat nearly soo clear ahh im blazed abyways i come out and theres a cop car next to it so i turn around and go to the other side of the building and to a poay phone and im like makin a fake call cuz im soo scared so ii decide to dump the weed i had on me at the time so i dumped it next to the pohone andthe clear eyes...so then i go back and notice theres no cop in it so i get in it quick and drive off to the other side of the buildin pick up my shit and go to work realizing i have 5 mins to get in there...so i haul ass and get to the parkin lot where i put in so much clear eyes and eat liek stickof gum soo quickey...then i get in and walk up to the podium and go to sign in and realize i wasnt workin till 5 hahaha so i walk out so fuckin blazed and come home now and im so fuckin blazed right now its sick haha then i gotta go back its a bitch i know peace

LMFAO, thats so funny, so you hurried to work, got scared shitless, all for nothing!!! smoke a bowl man right now!!! and get blazed before you go back in!!!

believe me, i plan on it

did that the other day woke up late for work so i rushed my ass over there only to find out i dont work for 3 more hours haha, so i went on the roof and smoked a doobwatched one of the movies and then it was time to work

aww...working high...what can be better?..sometimes it kind of sucks, tho, since i work at the register of a store. Peace

lol must be horrible

i have these days called crunk fridays. where i work 1-11. i smoke before work, during work, at middle, during work, and after work. they used to be fun, but now the smoking just makes me really tired and toward the end of the night i've been high for so long that it seems like high is reality.