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Sorry, but I already found the greatest feeling. When you have an itch, scratch it by lightly sliding a knife blade sideways* over it. It will feel SOOOOO gooooooood. I'm just sitting here waiting to get a really bad itch.
*Sideways is important. If you slice yourself, don't get mad at me 'cause you did it wrong.
Edit: Oh, yeah, serrated blades are more scratchy, and non-serrated blades are a little ticklier. Personally I prefer scratchy, so I use the serrated part of my blade to scratch. And yeah, this is kinda dumb, I know.
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Last edited by Fëanor; 03-28-2005 at 01:59 AM.
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