Cop Out
I WAS 17 AND I WAS WITH ABOUT 8 FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS WITH A BIG BAG OF HERB AND NOTHING TO SMOKE OUT OF. SO ALL OF US SCATTERED THROUGH THE WOODS TO FIND THINGS TO SMOKE OUT OF. LATER ON WE HAD A PICNIC TABLE FILLED WITH CANS, BOTTLES, AND EXTENSION PIECES. HERB ALL OVER THE PLACE. I WAS EMPTYING A CIGGERRETTE AND MY FRIEND WAS HITTING THE CAN BOWL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY BOYFRIEND LOOKS UP AND SAYS "DO YOU SEE SOMETHING BEHIND THAT TREE?"
(IT WAS DARK OUT) WE ALL LOOKED AND SAID NO HE'S SEEING THINGS. THEN BOOM A FLASHLIGHT RIGHT ON THE CAN BOWL. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
A COP.
OH GREAT. SHE FINISHES HER HIT AND HERB IS EVERYWHERE. THE BAG WAS THROWN. THE COP TOOK THE WEED IN THE BOWL AND PUT IT IN A CIGGERETTE PACK AND FOUND THE BAG AND ROLLED IT UP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET. I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT. HE BRINGS US TO HIS CAR AND SEARCHES US. TELLING US HOW MUCH TROUBLE WERE IN. SO HE LOOKS AT US AND TELLS US TO GET OUT OF THERE. SO I KNEELED IN FRONT OF HIM AND SAID " I COULD KISS YOUR FEET" AND RAN OFF.
HE TOOK OUR WEED AND SMOKED IT.
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