What was your craziest smoking experience???

[???Paradox???]

Allright the craziest most confusing smoking experience of my life took place my junior year. My friend called me up and told me that he and a bunch of guys were going to have a session. THere was a football game going on that night so i told my parents that i was going to go to it. I had a mile walk ahead of me so i grabbed my piece and headed out. We were all going to meet up at the creek behind our housing development, on a major bike trail (always uninhabited after dark). so im walking along getting closer to my friends and i see a group of like 20 or 25 people in a big circle. I didn't expect that there would be this many people so i thought it was someone else. Kind of freaked out cause i was in the middle of nowhere with a group of 20 guys staring at me as i walked up. Then someone yelled out my name and i realized it was my friends aron tim and josh with a bunch of upper classmen i had never met before. Well anyways i walked up they were passing around three joints or so and i asked why they were wasting the weed with papers. No one had a piece... i pulled out mine and said load it up. The weed was high mids and i got pretty baked pretty fast. We were all talking and shooting the breeze when i thought i heard someone yelling from far away. My friend aron looked at me and said that guy called the cops. i thought he was paranoid but a few seconds later a spot light engulfed our whole circle. An actual hellicopter cop had its spot light on us. I took off running i didn't know where too cause it was a mile to my house and i wouldn't make it. So i followed aron to a truck jumped in the bed and prayed that someone was going to drive it off. I heard it start got all excited cause i knew it was one of the guys i just smoked with and yelled out for him to drive. Thats about the time that five or so more people decided to jump in the bed as well, right on top of me. The truck sped off and we pulled into arons garage a few minutes later. The hellicopter had chased some of the other guys instead of us. We chilled in the garage for a while hoping that the cops didn't care enough to pick up a bunch of kids for smoking. When we felt safe enough aron brought us some snacks. We ended up eating guacomole without chips and drinking cokes. Perfect stoner food. Anyways on the way back home an hour or so later i was tripping out thought i heard cops everywhere... in the bushes in the creek in the sky. Whatever, anyways it was the wierdest trip out of all my smoking experiences.

What are some of your crazy stories.

[Opivy]

haha i dont wanna share but thats a pretty funny story =) i bet they were just messin with ya hehe

[Motoxridah]

I have a similar story. We have this chill place deep in the canyon here called 'The pit' where there is a huge fire pit and everyone goes at night and drinks and smokes. Well over summer there were a little more than usual there and someone decided it would be fun to pour gasoline into the fire. Well we were all super drunk and smoking and didn't realize the flame of the fire was 20 feet high. I guess people could see the fire from the road to get to the pit so they called cops. Helicopter came and on loud speaker told everyone to stay there until police arrived. All our drunk asses loaded onto cars and bailed outta there.

[drchronic]

fuck man that is hella wack.



id say my craziest smoking experience would have to be my first time, way back in my freshman year of high school, even though i didnt get high. so me and my buddy (who i hate now, total douche) decided to smoke with these chicks this one night, he had smoked a few times before, it was my first, it was his chick's second time and it was my chick's billionth time (shes a total stoner, her mom does coke too) ok so we walk by my best friend's house, he was all straight -edge at the time (now hes my best smoke buddy, heheh funny how that shit works out) and down to this abandoned house and just sit there in it's front fucking yard behind some ledge, we were being stupid as fuck it was in the wide open. anyway. so my friend busts out the bud. at the time i didnt know it was special, but looking back i realize it was the dankest fucking chronic ever -- too bad i didnt feel anything yet. so we smoke a bowl or two out of a shitty homemade pipe and go back to my buddy's chick's house and chill out. so later that night me and my buddy crash ass in his mansion (rich as fuckin hell i tell ya, im not though - just middle class) so we're chillin and we decide to go smoke another bowl, so we go outside behind some bushes and spark a few up, and im like freakin out cause all these people are driving by, they cant see us but im still freakin out, then i peak out the bush and i see a car park and a guy get out with a flashlight! so we are fucking flipping shit so we run and halfway back to his house he's like "THE BUD WHERES THE BUD DID YOU DROP IT?!?!" so im like oh fuck so i tear ass back to the bush, grab the goods, and run back, cutting my eye on a branch in the process. so we get back to his house, we chew some gum, drink a few brews, and chill out and calm down. so we decide to go back out to see what all was going on outside so being out dumb ass selves we go back outside (its like 2 am now) and we see a cop car with its lights spinning, but siren off, on the other side of a small woods across the road - once again being our dumb selves, we decide to go investigate so we sneak through the woods and half way there the cop car flashes to life and the spotlight sweeps across the woods, we hide behind some trees (yeah i learned that shit from metal gear solid way back when) and he pulls around the street and were fucking freaking out so we decide to run and right about when we're leaving the woods like 4 fucking cop cars come streaming out of nowhere, flashing, sirens on, so were like fuck were screwed, nothing we can do, so we just hide in the brush and trees and just hope that they dont come near and search, and so we sit there for like 15 minutes just like praying (and im non-religious, mind you) and on the verge of tears cause we're so scared. and so finally the cop cars leave and we breathe a sigh of relief and walk back home. we come home, chill out, drinka few more, go to bed.

and that was my craziest smoking experience, even though i didnt get high either time

[Baker]

me and a few friends cut 1st period to smoke in a sump near skool, the security guard came and saw us and knew who i was, we ran off and went into skool late, we never got caught...

[WillFerrell]

One time I stood near someone at a bus stop who was smoking a cigarette. I'm not sure if I inhaled any secondhand smoke, but I scheduled a doctor's visit the next day just to be sure.

CRAZY TIMES

[Opivy]

man what are you talking about will ferell

[???Paradox???]

ferrel that is the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life

Yeah chronic that stories pretty tight, sounds like some classic shit. I hate cops man but hey with all the crap you almost got nto i bet those beers at home tasted so good.

[timbs]

This isn't crazy at all but I'll share it anyway. Me and a couple homies walked down to the middle school we used to go to. This fucking rich ass private school. So we smoked by this big ass monster truck tire in the playground and started walking back to the house. We couldn't really see it before because it was all dark, but it was foggy as hell that night. I'm talking serious fog here, like the most I have ever seen. So we were walking down this path and there were all these lights going along the path that we could see through the fog. It looked so weird it felt like we were in another world. Sorry that was probably a boring ass story.

[drchronic]

Originally Posted by ???Paradox???

ferrel that is the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life

Yeah chronic that stories pretty tight, sounds like some classic shit. I hate cops man but hey with all the crap you almost got nto i bet those beers at home tasted so good.

hell yes bro, heeeell yes

[bored123]

OK mine was like my 6 or 7th time smokin this story isnt to serious but it was funny for me. It was me my white friend a spanish guy and this ghetto ask black kid who was on the run from the cops because he ran from his group home anywayss he rolled a sick blunt and we walked down to this area near my house like a pond with a soccer field and we blazed it up we were all rookies except for the black kid anyways we were walking around the pond when i realized how crazy the fogged looked so we decided to check it out on the soccer field and then my white friend turned his head and he said the cops were in the parking lot i turn around and i see my black friend jump over the fence im trippin balls and scared we slowly walked back to my bois house and met up with the black guy later that night

[DvSKiN]

The funniest time, was when me and a good friend back in the day, smoked in a WalMart parking lot, at like 1230 am.. Of course, after we were bored, we decided to cause some trouble!! (That's what u gotta do when ur a teenage stoner!! It's in the rule book LoL) So we hop in my car, and find some shopping carts.. set em in front of the car and take off.. Ever see a shopping cart do 40mph!?!! Thank god my car was a piece of crap.. Anyway!! We were whipping, w/ a shopping cart, when all of a sudden, the fucking thing jumps up (musta hit a rock or something) and I drive right under the fucking thing!!! I actually saw it through my sun roof!! (that was open at the time) That was definitely the last time I did that!! How the hell would I explain that to my mom!??!?! LoL, "Yea I was driving, and this shopping cart came outta no where, and now I cant get it outta my windshield!!!" LoL

[Qrown]

Actually i got 2 experiences for you!

This was newyears 2005, probably the dopest new years party i have ever been to. House party packed 100 people at least. Absolutely everyone is drunk or ripped out of their mind. Unfortunatly i hadnt been drinkin that night, i forget why i had something that morning, but i was blazing every 20 minutes. So we are all partyin inside the music bumpin, when all of a sudden someone yells out po. Mind you the whole bottom of the floor was hotboxed enough so the girls who didnt smoke pot, were high. All these bitches start screaming cause they all have alcohol. Everyone panicked and ran into this tiny ass living room. So everyone is sitting there before 12:00 cramped up in a living room, with the houuse hotboxed and all. The cops come to the door and my buddy, the owner of the house comes to the door. "I heard you guys were having a party, mind if i come in". At this point i was fucking trippin balls man, i had so much weed on me with my piece. They walk down down the hallway, someone from the room was the genious and turned off the lights, wich had saved 100 of our asses that night. He looked in and couldnt see shit because it was night time and all the lights were off . They left and the party continued, i blazed the guy who turned off the lights and we all had a good time. But i was scared shitless that night.

2nd

We were all having a field party, about 100-200 people there. Suprisingly everyone had been partying for like 2 hours and no po po. Finally they came. We are all like should we book it ?. My friend says watch this. So we sat there watching them park up into th parking lot where the people who were considered the "Bad kids" were. A lady comes out from the car and one of the kids yells "FUCK YOU BITCH" and throws a bottle at the car. Of course they drew all the attention so we had time to get away. But not this time, it was different, we start to walk down a path to go home since the party was done, just as we cut around the corner blue and red lights are flashing. Everyone is crunk walkin down this trail. We decided to bolt it and my idiot ass friend with the weed DROPPED A 30 SAC IN THE PARK!. The cops stop us and he sees the bag that had been dropped. He brings it to our face and says i saw u guys drop this bag. Just as he was about to cuff us, the lady cops FRONT window just shatters to shit and he runs up there !. safely we got away thanks to the idiots in the parking lot. I was also fucking scaredshitless there cause i was soooo blazed!