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Old 12-29-2004, 06:49 AM
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So I am a waiter at this real shitty restaurant and everyone in there is always fucked up or pregnant or doing some crazy shit. Well I was there till close tonight, and this one kid who made Ice Cream stuff was drunk as shit, and when everyone leaves the restaurant he brings out this wideass bong and packs the bowl. Then my manager locks the door and me, my boss, and about 3 other coworkers all sit around the counter and smoke in the mother fucking restaurant. OMG we packed that fucker like 3 times and I was sooo fucking blazed. Man I love that place.
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:53 AM
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fuck yeah man, sounds like i need to pply at that mother fucker!
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:56 AM
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man that sounds like a nice job
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:30 AM
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Thats exactly the kind of part time job im after man!
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Old 12-29-2004, 03:24 PM
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yeah!!!!

used to toke up at KFC, when i worked there....friend who was a team leader also had a key so we'd go down whenever we wanted just to get munchies...
 
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Old 12-29-2004, 03:58 PM
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shit, sounds good, i need a job, i'll probably end up working at a grocery store, smoking behind there on my breaks, thats what my friend does so i might join him
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Old 12-30-2004, 11:24 AM
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the only reason i stay at the crap job i have is that i am able to get lit every break and nobody notices...
 
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Old 12-30-2004, 05:15 PM
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but you guys respect your customers (to an extent, after all - customers are dipshits) and keep the food clean right?
 
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Old 12-31-2004, 04:21 AM
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hellyea sounds like how my work is.. im at a full service gas station with a 5 bay service shop. all but like 3 smoke and when the owner leaves for the day its blazin out back all night.
 
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Man, you guys all have awesome stoner jobs. Every waiter, fast food employee or gas station employee that I ever knew were all smokers. I really should consider working at a restaurant or someplace like that, just to meet some smokers. I have one of the worst jobs for a stoner-- the post office. It's a federal job, so we have to remain drug free. Everyone who works there is an old anal nerd, so I know I'll never meet any other smokers there

But anyway, I did have a cool stoner job a few years ago. I worked at a used music store, and of course there were tons of stoners already working there. Even my boss was a total stoner. In fact, he became my main dealer!

Anyway, that was such an awesome job. I'd smoke with my coworker in the bathroom, then we'd come back and try really hard to put CDs in the right place (maybe that's why everything was out of order in the store). Sometimes we'd be so stoned, we'd give up, leave the stack of CDs on the floor, and go back to the bathroom to smoke. My other coworkers smoked too, so after smoking with my coworker in the bathroom, I'd go and smoke with my other coworkers. And by then, after all that smoking, it would be closing time. So then my boss would close the doors, light some incense, and we'd all pass joints around.
 
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Man, you guys all have awesome stoner jobs. Every waiter, fast food employee or gas station employee that I ever knew were all smokers. I really should consider working at a restaurant or someplace like that, just to meet some smokers. I have one of the worst jobs for a stoner-- the post office. It's a federal job, so we have to remain drug free. Everyone who works there is an old anal nerd, so I know I'll never meet any other smokers there

But anyway, I did have a cool stoner job a few years ago. I worked at a used music store, and of course there were tons of stoners already working there. Even my boss was a total stoner. In fact, he became my main dealer!

Anyway, that was such an awesome job. I'd smoke with my coworker in the bathroom, then we'd come back and try really hard to put CDs in the right place (maybe that's why everything was out of order in the store). Sometimes we'd be so stoned, we'd give up, leave the stack of CDs on the floor, and go back to the bathroom to smoke. My other coworkers smoked too, so after smoking with my coworker in the bathroom, I'd go and smoke with my other coworkers. And by then, after all that smoking, it would be closing time. So then my boss would close the doors, light some incense, and we'd all pass joints around.
So you don't ever smoke?
I work for my pops and am usually working alone while he sleeps during the day (he works another job at night). So I just blaze anytime during the day and work while hes sleeping. As long as I get the job done i'm fine. I personally don't like smoking before working though because all i'll want to do is go inside and relax. I usually just spark up a few bowls when im done working.
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Old 01-01-2005, 07:00 AM
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So you don't ever smoke?
I work for my pops and am usually working alone while he sleeps during the day (he works another job at night). So I just blaze anytime during the day and work while hes sleeping. As long as I get the job done i'm fine. I personally don't like smoking before working though because all i'll want to do is go inside and relax. I usually just spark up a few bowls when im done working.
Nah, I still smoke. In fact I'm smoking right now I'm at home though, I never smoke at work (since I work at a post office, it's a federal offense if I do drugs there!). I like to stay sober during the days I gotta work. It makes the weekends/off days so much better. I guess the first drug test was it (I don't know how I passed it), but they can still give me another test if they suspect something, or if they just feel like it.

Anyway I'm just like you. I don't really like smoking before working. It's usually a buzzkill for me, cause I just keep thinking about all the other stuff I'd rather be doing, and it's harder to concentrate. It's almost a waste of a high if you work it off. I enjoy my high so much more when I can just chill and relax and do whatever I like.

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yea i work at this half ass discound 1 dollar movie theatre, and its super cruz, my gm knows i smoke and all my other managers smoke with me, i serusly only work like one or two hours for every shift i work, the rest of the time im up in the office drinking beer and burning out, its mean. i love my job, but they rim it, worked christmas eve and day and newyears with no holiday pay or overrtime
 
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Old 01-02-2005, 04:18 AM
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yea i work at this half ass discound 1 dollar movie theatre, and its super cruz, my gm knows i smoke and all my other managers smoke with me, i serusly only work like one or two hours for every shift i work, the rest of the time im up in the office drinking beer and burning out, its mean. i love my job, but they rim it, worked christmas eve and day and newyears with no holiday pay or overrtime
That sounds so awesome. It's the best when your bosses are cool with you smoking.

Hey where in Hawaii are you? I live in Hilo. We have a discount movie theater here, but it kinda sucks. Is that the one you work in?
 
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