Well i got put in jail today

Bud Head · #1 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 02:37 AM

I was working on a job site this morning early.. The neighbor next door was still sleeping when I started and i guess he got pissed off with me waking him up using my equipment..lol

about 7:30 am this guy comes up to me on my job site and ask me who the fuck i think i am waking people up this early... ( I started at 6:30 lol) I politely told him that I had alot to do today and the next few days were going to be to cold for me to work.. I am just trying to get all my shit done today so I can relax the next couple of days..

He told me that I wasn't allowed to start working equipment till after 7:00 am.. I said I knew that but i had my reasons.. I then asked him how early I woke him up... He slipped and said about 5 minutes till 7:00.. LOL I prceeded to call him a dumb fuck and told him to get his fat ass off my job site... I guess i pissed him off a little bit... He went to the sherriffs dept and and swore out a warrant for my arrest for desturbing the peace and illegally starting to work before the time allowed by the subdivision rules..

The deputy sherriff and my good frind David come to pick me up.. David told me that I could sign his warrant as served and i'd get a court day in the mail.. My reply to that wasn't smart.. I told David I had work to do and I wasn't about to sign his warrant or wait for a court date. I was going to continue as I always do or elsehe could take me to jail.. Needless to d\say he tried to talk me out of my decission... I laughed hard enough for every one on the job to hear me... I told him that i wanted a ride in his car.. He didn't want to, but finally oblidged.. When we get to the jail, some of my buddies and friends who work there had to come and see me. They kept asking why I didn't just sign the warrant. I told them that if I signed the warrant, then I couldn't hold the prick reliable for me not finishing my job on time. I was not going to let the prick off with out compensating me for him being a large prick eater.. They all understood and laughed after that.

The guy at the desk asked what I wanted them to do with me..lol I told him (in front of the others) that i wanted to be placed with the potheads.. When they asked me why, I told them that if i can't work I might as well enjoy myself.. I got some strange looks and a few laughs..

Before they could do anything with me, the sherrif himself paid me a visit.. He told me to sign the paper and then I could go on home.. I asked if he could have some one to type up a paper for me stating that signed the warrant against my better judgement and wishes.. He took care of that for me..

So now they turned me loose with no way home.. I told David he would have to get me back to the job site.. He said that the sherrifs de[pt was not a taxi service.. I told him that they were for today.lol

He got me back to the job site and I went back to work..

Soooooo mr prick cam over when i stopped to eat lunch.. He was bragging about how he got me arrested and that i was in serious shit.. I told him to wait till morning and see if he thought the same then.. He started asking what i was talking about and I just ignored him.. After lunch i decided to smoke a couple of joints to relax me so i could get more work done..

Mr prick comes back over just as I was about to start working again and wanted to know what I meant about in the morning.. He smelled the sweet smell of ganja on me and told me that he was going to call the law again..He did... *LOL* David called me and asked if I had been smoking pot.. I told him yes and if the bastard next door doesn't leave me alone, I was going over there and get his wife high and let her have her way with me.. He laughed and told me to quit stirring up trouble and to make sure If I was going to smoke, to do it in a less public place.. I just laughed and said what ever you want bud!

The prick called the sherrifs dept several more times wanting to know why they hadn't come and arrested me again.. LOL

EuropeanVW · #2 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 04:09 AM

Haha, that was a funny read. Too bad you had to be inconvienced like that though.

heat_blitz · #3 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 04:54 AM

Hahaha, sounds like the grinch has come early, I understand it would be annoying for someone to be woken up like that, but to involve the law over it is just a bit over the top. It just sounds like he was intent on ruining someones day. Good to hear you didnt let him.

Fatkid420 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 04:58 AM

You should have passed him a J and told him to hit that shit. Maybe then he wouldnt be so anal lol.

nosemonster · #5 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 05:26 AM

its people like that guy that give us stoners something to talk about and make fun of

Bud Head · #6 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 05:45 AM

It was fun for me to say the least.. I do so much for the police department as well as the fire, and ambullance departments as well.. I know there will be nothing come of this, but humiliating that prick will at least keep him from doing others the same way..

In the morning at 6:00 AM i will be on my machine working.. I'll let ya'll know how tomorrow turns out!

sirseedymcseed · #7 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 09:06 AM

shit in a bag and light in fire. then leave it on his porch and run. it's the smart, adult thing to do. be the bigger...i mean biggest man.

Fatkid420 · #8 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud Head

In the morning at 6:00 AM i will be on my machine working.. I'll let ya'll know how tomorrow turns out!

Haha please do let us know man. Hearin stories like yours make my day man lol.

Del420 · #9 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 05:58 PM

Haha, this read put a smile on my face. Can't wait until "part two".. lol

PinG · #10 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 07:22 PM

Man I can't belive theres people in this world that are such pricks. Sorry to hear about your day.

AscorbicChef · #11 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 07:45 PM

lol luckly you know the guys there

General Blaze · #12 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 08:53 PM

i hate when people wake me up in the morning with machinery of anykind. Hah but id definetly be too lazy to confront your about it.

sirseedymcseed · #13 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 10:36 PM

he was probably just some douche looking for a fight. one of those guys who just has to be on top.

edit: also, he probably has a small penis. i'd behave the same way if i did. ask him.

Bud Head · #14 (**permalink**) 12-20-2004, 03:58 AM

PART 2

I was there this morning at 6:15 and started my dozer so it could warm up.. At 6:30 I had the cheif, and two of the city officers sitting on the job with me..
At 6:45 I started to work..
At 7:15 here he came walking across the field between his house and the job site. He went up to the cheif and wanted to fill out the paper work for my arrest again.. The cheif handed the paper work to the man to fill out... At 7:30 the cheif came up to me and made me stop and get down off the dozer. He walked me back to his car and asked if I wanted to press charges against the man for tresspassing. I said yes and I would also like to press charges for harrasment as well as delayment of work. So i was given the paper work to fill out while they put the neighbor in cuffs.. Ya'll should have heard that S.O.B cursing and raising hell... He yelled that this was a set up and the cheif told him that it was just as much my right to have him arrested as it was for him to have me arrested.. After David told him about how his house wasn't in a subdivision, that he couldn't hender my work, the man got pissed and wanted to know why. David then told him that the subdivision law doesn't apply to any one except those living in a subdivision. The man got real pissed and started cursing the law and threatening the officers... needless to say he went to jail on several charges.. I love my lawyer who I pay a retainment salary just in case I need him...

I haven't heard if the man was out of jail or not.. He couldn't get a bail bonds man in town because I have done work for most all of them.. *LMAO*

I never even got put into a car today.. I did get the major part of the job done that had to be finished before thursdays deadline... I can easily finish in a couple of hours tommorrow..

I'm sitting here smoking a J and laughing about how some people want to be pricks, but don't know hat the laws are enough to be one... He does have a restraining order against him for crossing the property lines of the job site or giving any one who works on the site grief at any time. It doesn't matter where he does it he can be arrested again for breaking the restraining order.

Such failed intelligence is this prick..

BTW I was giving a piss test in front of this prick this morning.. He almost shit a brick when I passed it with perfect results... He was saying in a very loud voice that he knew I was smoking pot yesterday... ***LMAO*** To bad it looks like he is making shit up!!!! Just to be nice, I gave a blood sample to my cheif friend..

Bud Head · #15 (**permalink**) 12-20-2004, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirseedymcseed

he was probably just some douche looking for a fight. one of those guys who just has to be on top.

edit: also, he probably has a small penis. i'd behave the same way if i did. ask him.

I don't know abut his penis size.. Nor do i want to! LOL

Quote:

sirseedymcseed shit in a bag and light in fire. then leave it on his porch and run. it's the smart, adult thing to do. be the bigger...i mean biggest man.

Nah I don't want to give him a reason to take me down!

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#1 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 02:37 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	Well i got put in jail today I was working on a job site this morning early.. The neighbor next door was still sleeping when I started and i guess he got pissed off with me waking him up using my equipment..lol about 7:30 am this guy comes up to me on my job site and ask me who the fuck i think i am waking people up this early... ( I started at 6:30 lol) I politely told him that I had alot to do today and the next few days were going to be to cold for me to work.. I am just trying to get all my shit done today so I can relax the next couple of days.. He told me that I wasn't allowed to start working equipment till after 7:00 am.. I said I knew that but i had my reasons.. I then asked him how early I woke him up... He slipped and said about 5 minutes till 7:00.. LOL I prceeded to call him a dumb fuck and told him to get his fat ass off my job site... I guess i pissed him off a little bit... He went to the sherriffs dept and and swore out a warrant for my arrest for desturbing the peace and illegally starting to work before the time allowed by the subdivision rules.. The deputy sherriff and my good frind David come to pick me up.. David told me that I could sign his warrant as served and i'd get a court day in the mail.. My reply to that wasn't smart.. I told David I had work to do and I wasn't about to sign his warrant or wait for a court date. I was going to continue as I always do or elsehe could take me to jail.. Needless to d\say he tried to talk me out of my decission... I laughed hard enough for every one on the job to hear me... I told him that i wanted a ride in his car.. He didn't want to, but finally oblidged.. When we get to the jail, some of my buddies and friends who work there had to come and see me. They kept asking why I didn't just sign the warrant. I told them that if I signed the warrant, then I couldn't hold the prick reliable for me not finishing my job on time. I was not going to let the prick off with out compensating me for him being a large prick eater.. They all understood and laughed after that. The guy at the desk asked what I wanted them to do with me..lol I told him (in front of the others) that i wanted to be placed with the potheads.. When they asked me why, I told them that if i can't work I might as well enjoy myself.. I got some strange looks and a few laughs.. Before they could do anything with me, the sherrif himself paid me a visit.. He told me to sign the paper and then I could go on home.. I asked if he could have some one to type up a paper for me stating that signed the warrant against my better judgement and wishes.. He took care of that for me.. So now they turned me loose with no way home.. I told David he would have to get me back to the job site.. He said that the sherrifs de[pt was not a taxi service.. I told him that they were for today.lol He got me back to the job site and I went back to work.. Soooooo mr prick cam over when i stopped to eat lunch.. He was bragging about how he got me arrested and that i was in serious shit.. I told him to wait till morning and see if he thought the same then.. He started asking what i was talking about and I just ignored him.. After lunch i decided to smoke a couple of joints to relax me so i could get more work done.. Mr prick comes back over just as I was about to start working again and wanted to know what I meant about in the morning.. He smelled the sweet smell of ganja on me and told me that he was going to call the law again..He did... LOL David called me and asked if I had been smoking pot.. I told him yes and if the bastard next door doesn't leave me alone, I was going over there and get his wife high and let her have her way with me.. He laughed and told me to quit stirring up trouble and to make sure If I was going to smoke, to do it in a less public place.. I just laughed and said what ever you want bud! The prick called the sherrifs dept several more times wanting to know why they hadn't come and arrested me again.. LOL __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#2 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 04:09 AM
EuropeanVW Maaaaan, who got this? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,963	Haha, that was a funny read. Too bad you had to be inconvienced like that though. __________________ "February 15th, you was judged by the most high, I was really mad at God." Rest In Peace Lamont "Big L" Coleman 1974 - 1999

#3 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 04:54 AM
heat_blitz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,229	Hahaha, sounds like the grinch has come early, I understand it would be annoying for someone to be woken up like that, but to involve the law over it is just a bit over the top. It just sounds like he was intent on ruining someones day. Good to hear you didnt let him.

#4 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 04:58 AM
Fatkid420 Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: So Cali Posts: 988	You should have passed him a J and told him to hit that shit. Maybe then he wouldnt be so anal lol.

#5 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 05:26 AM
nosemonster Cook it! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: M.V. Posts: 1,909	its people like that guy that give us stoners something to talk about and make fun of __________________

#6 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 05:45 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	It was fun for me to say the least.. I do so much for the police department as well as the fire, and ambullance departments as well.. I know there will be nothing come of this, but humiliating that prick will at least keep him from doing others the same way.. In the morning at 6:00 AM i will be on my machine working.. I'll let ya'll know how tomorrow turns out! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#7 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 09:06 AM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	shit in a bag and light in fire. then leave it on his porch and run. it's the smart, adult thing to do. be the bigger...i mean biggest man.

#9 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 05:58 PM
Del420 Confused Stoner? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: next to the slow guy Posts: 1,091	Haha, this read put a smile on my face. Can't wait until "part two".. lol __________________ ... ...

#10 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 07:22 PM
PinG \(._.\) (/._.)/ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Concord "East Bay Area"California Posts: 1,069	Man I can't belive theres people in this world that are such pricks. Sorry to hear about your day.

#11 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 07:45 PM
AscorbicChef Joints are the shit Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 273	lol luckly you know the guys there

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#12 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 08:53 PM
General Blaze poTheaD Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: iLLadeLphia Posts: 2,850	i hate when people wake me up in the morning with machinery of anykind. Hah but id definetly be too lazy to confront your about it. __________________ That’s the view… When your looking through on the inside From the outside, Fuck Broadway Homie got it down the hallway For us buyers, we the real live wire Imagine none of us had priors, We could throw on suits, and corporate empires

#13 (permalink) 12-19-2004, 10:36 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	he was probably just some douche looking for a fight. one of those guys who just has to be on top. edit: also, he probably has a small penis. i'd behave the same way if i did. ask him.

#14 (permalink) 12-20-2004, 03:58 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	PART 2 I was there this morning at 6:15 and started my dozer so it could warm up.. At 6:30 I had the cheif, and two of the city officers sitting on the job with me.. At 6:45 I started to work.. At 7:15 here he came walking across the field between his house and the job site. He went up to the cheif and wanted to fill out the paper work for my arrest again.. The cheif handed the paper work to the man to fill out... At 7:30 the cheif came up to me and made me stop and get down off the dozer. He walked me back to his car and asked if I wanted to press charges against the man for tresspassing. I said yes and I would also like to press charges for harrasment as well as delayment of work. So i was given the paper work to fill out while they put the neighbor in cuffs.. Ya'll should have heard that S.O.B cursing and raising hell... He yelled that this was a set up and the cheif told him that it was just as much my right to have him arrested as it was for him to have me arrested.. After David told him about how his house wasn't in a subdivision, that he couldn't hender my work, the man got pissed and wanted to know why. David then told him that the subdivision law doesn't apply to any one except those living in a subdivision. The man got real pissed and started cursing the law and threatening the officers... needless to say he went to jail on several charges.. I love my lawyer who I pay a retainment salary just in case I need him... I haven't heard if the man was out of jail or not.. He couldn't get a bail bonds man in town because I have done work for most all of them.. LMAO I never even got put into a car today.. I did get the major part of the job done that had to be finished before thursdays deadline... I can easily finish in a couple of hours tommorrow.. I'm sitting here smoking a J and laughing about how some people want to be pricks, but don't know hat the laws are enough to be one... He does have a restraining order against him for crossing the property lines of the job site or giving any one who works on the site grief at any time. It doesn't matter where he does it he can be arrested again for breaking the restraining order. Such failed intelligence is this prick.. BTW I was giving a piss test in front of this prick this morning.. He almost shit a brick when I passed it with perfect results... He was saying in a very loud voice that he knew I was smoking pot yesterday... *LMAO* To bad it looks like he is making shit up!!!! Just to be nice, I gave a blood sample to my cheif friend.. __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..