Close call with Mum... Thank the good dude for quick thinking.

[Boffin]

Just had a close-assed call with my Mum... She's of the "DON'T SMOKE ANYTHING OR I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!" school of thought on the subject, and this is to anyone she knows let alone her sons. I was grinding the last of my stash, to put into a joint just so that I can take that out with me next time instead of having all my other stuff. Anyway, in she walks and I bung everything under the bed... "What are you hiding?" *thinks quickly...* "Um... Some tobacco... I was curious about it." "Son, I thought you had a brain in your head... What did you smoke it in?" "Oh, I haven't... Forgot that I don't have any way to smoke it when I got hold of it." "Well...... OK, then. Not been smoking weed have you?" "No... I've had people offer it to me and I know a few people that do but I really don't think it's for me." I handed the baccy over for inspection (she didn't notice the flecks of green in there... phew...) and then binned it in front of her. That was very, very, scary- I could have lost all of my little tools, screens, my spoon, lighters... Everything except for my two bongs and bottle converter. As it is I just lost £3's rolling baccy which I only use for jays anyway.... and I usually smoke bowls... with a little bit of shake mixed in. Thank the lord for adrenaline-accelerated thought-processes!

Anyone else had similar close calls?

[G MONEY $$$]

Close one hehe...never been caught or had any close calls myself. But I'm getting careless...it'll happen sooner or later.

[Motoxridah]

Heh, my mom would have been more pissed that it was tobacco then weed.

[young_smokey]

yes i have, also i been caught 4 times.lol i think ya already know from my other threads am still on provation(school)

[Opivy]

lol i'd get in trouble for smokin baccy

[AimedForDeath]

Mine was somthing like that, my parents would kill me if they found out I smoke weed... But mine was more like she found ashes on my window sill (my bowl must have tipped over while I was stoned), and shes like "This smells like pot!" and I'm like I don't do that stuff mom.. and she just got all pissy at me, then I looked on my shelf and I'm like .. "MOM! It was this!" and I showed her a pack of insence that were 'herbal mask:Crystal frost' and it had a huge pot leaf on the front haha.. soooo damn close...

[TheDayTripper]

My parents were getting ready to leave to go somewhere and I got impatient and had a quick bowl, right as I finished it my Mom came in my room to tell me they were leaving, I popped up and then it went like this...

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing, I was just over here to change my pants cause they're all wet at the bottom. (my dresser is by my window)
Mom: Why does it smell like smoke?
Me: I don't know, I was just bored before and was lighting paper on fire.
Mom: Are you lying?
Me: Mom, you know I don't smoke and stuff. I don't see any point in it.
Mom: Alright, well we're leaving now.
Me: Bye.

[Zeppelin Joint]

Originally Posted by Motoxridah

Heh, my mom would have been more pissed that it was tobacco then weed.

atleast with weed you smoke all that for a nice long relaxing high instead of smoking like a gram and getting a very short fun head rush while smoking.

tobacco/marijuana joints are awsome becasue you can smoke them anywhere and you get a headrush while the thc kicks in.

[DietBong]

one time my dad knocked on my door while i was rolling joints so i put my grinder/weed/papers in a drawer on my desk before he came in. he sat down at my desk to go on my computer and i look at my desk and see 2 rolled up joints just sitting there. i quickly grab a few sheets of binder paper and casually throw them over the joints.

very close call

[MrBubbles]

its funny cause my parents thought i was a total stoner before i even thought about smoking pot for the first time.
I'd come home at midnight or so after the school dance, and since i would have to walk home (about a mile away) in the cold my eyes would be red, thats just how they are, and id get in and they'd both still be up, waiting to ask me questions and id walk in with sober but red eyes and they'd accuse me of smokin the dope, lol. I remember getting so insulted at the time... man, if only i knew then what i know now... actually that doesnt make sense, i just wish i wouldve been smokin pot by that age.

[stizOner]

i just got cought like a week back and after my ma-dre got done yelling at me she was like what u want from burger king psh... i got her ass by my finger tips

[blunts And More]

once i was blazin in my room while my mom was home...
me and my friend were in my bathroom smoking a bowl with the tv on.

she must have come home or something and was knocking on the door but i did not hear her.

finally we heard her and I opened the door. I have never been caught for anything so I was like man im fucked. My friend put the bowl under a towl, he was going to just put it down but i said quickly put it under the towl.

she walks in and I was blazed out of my mind. She starts questioning and asks why i didint come to the door. She then starts sniffing and walks into the bathroom . all the windows open lol..

she said whos been smoking.

i quickly say one of my friends was over and had a cigg.

she beleived me..


another close one:

I have like a fucking telepathic mind. i can like ussually feel when someone is going to walk in really wierd. So my friend was cleaning out the bubbler and I was like be really quick bro i have a feeling your mom is going to walk in right now. hes like chill. 2 seconds later i turn around see his mom opening the door. Im like run!

he runs into the other room hides it and we were straight.

this has happened several times

[Uggie26]

One night I smoked in the bathroom, the next morning my sister comes into my room and is all "wtf, you smoke in the bathroom?" and I go...you stupid, and whip out my cannabis flavored incense, and all was cool
...to bad I got caught a week later