The Awesomest Thing Just Happend To Me!!!holy Shit!!!

[Special Ed]

man i still can believe this shit, sounds like somethin straight out of a movie or somethin. so heres what happend:


aight first off i live out in the sticks the only person close is these people we share our driveway with...kinda hard to explain but its one driveway then it splits into two, my house is on one side their house is on the other, about 3 acres of land separate the two houses.

ok anyways im out taking the transmission and transfer case out of my old jeep to sell to buy 2 ounces of KB, anyways i get about done and say fuck ill finish the rest tomorrow, so i decide to smoke a blunt, i roll a fat one up and start cruisein down the driveway to light it up(i live with the folks) so i go past the split and get almost to the main road, its about halfway smoked now, and i was feeling pretty high when i heard somethin sounded like someone so i was like fuck tryin to act like im smokin a cigar.

well the neighbor lady is like 30 and she is so hot, (shes a dam 1st grade teacher), anyways she was out on a walk and was like what are u smokin...stunned im like uh uh uh...black and mild, new flavor called cannibi...she gives me kinda a wierd look(theres a streetlight at the begining and halfway down the driveway, so i could kinda see) anyways shes like i know its weed i smell it, so im like fuck im screwed...then she surprised me

she asked if she could smoke the rest with me i was like uh...hell yea...so we smoked and she told me about how her hubby was out of town for a biness trip and im all like ...so the blunt starts gettin low and i pull out my pliers and im all high and shit and i know shes feelin it, and i was like u wanna smoke a j wimme. shes like yea...so i roll it fat, more like a junt(joint big like a blunt, hell i used 2 1.5's rollin it)...just when i thought it couldnt get much better shes like lemme blow u a shot gun, so im like ok...anyways she was actin wierd and shit like kinda all on me and stuff, even asked me if i wanted to come inside and eat, im like nah i best get to tha city(didnt tell her that, u know girls leave em wantin more) so tomorrow when she gets home from school(1st grade teacher ) we gonna blaze up...kinda sounds like a flick waiting to happen...gawd i hope so

well thats it, just excited the hell out of me...now i know i have a horny hot lady that will smoke with me...better get to the gas station and get some....

[cowofsteel]

Originally Posted by Special Ed

and im all like

haha, thats priceless


yea, man, that does sound very very sweet, hopefully she isn't trying lure you into her house to kill you, like straight out of a horror movie

[Special Ed]

i hope she lures me into her bed

[dimmu_bongir]

ahh, those primary school teachers... theres always a bunch of hot ones at every school!

[blunts And More]

how old are u

[Special Ed]

20 y?

[Motoxridah]

Damn son smoking out your first grade teacher. That's the shit. I would have went in with her and fucked her nice and hard and came back to my house and went to sleep. But thats just me.

[Special Ed]

see i was thinkin ahead, now i can take my handcuffs, and video camera, and...i had to have somethin to do tomorrow nite

[MrBubbles]

if you want a real movie scene, when you go to her house to smoke her out ask for a tour, and when it gets to the bedroom (after youve smoked of course) be all like, ohh trhe bedroom, then go and sit on the bed and be all "damn this is comfortable when your high)

[Grim Bongmaster]

hell yah dude!! everyone knows at least one teacher they would love to fuck.

[Special Ed]

Originally Posted by MrBubbles

if you want a real movie scene, when you go to her house to smoke her out ask for a tour, and when it gets to the bedroom (after youve smoked of course) be all like, ohh trhe bedroom, then go and sit on the bed and be all "damn this is comfortable when your high)

shit dood hell yeaa, gonna have to try that one

[G MONEY $$$]

Haha! That's awesome! I wish something like that happened to me...

[Special Ed]

aight so heres whats goin on now!!!!!!!1 i was chillin smokin a bowl when the phone rang i love answerin the phone high so i jump on it. heres how it went:

Me- Yo
Her- is this ryan
me- ya whos this
Her- its ___(name withheld to protect the cheating )
me- o shit, wassup
her- nothin, im at home, i took the rest of the day off work
me- o for real? howd u get my number?
her- ive had it because of your grandparents
me- o cool
me- hey u wanna smoke then?
her- yea come over in an hour i wanna take a shower and get comfortable
me- aight ill be there, bye
her- bye SWEETIE (wtf?)


should i:

a) hit that shit!
b) hit that shit and put the vid on the city!
c) stay away its trouble!


im going more for a or b...but seriously i think im dreamin, this cant be for real, think she wants my dia?


OMG this weekend is gonna be awesome!!!!!

[Brandon9967]

Hit that shit! Any man lucky enough to bang a hot school teacher had better do it.

[Special Ed]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats about all i can think right now...so i bought a quarter of kb before iwent ovr there today, so we smoked like 3 blunts of it...anyways we smokin and shes like u know my husband is always gone on business trips and he never gives me and sxual attention...im like OMG im bout to hit this...and i was like shit i can hook u up...kinda half serious half kidding, she was like well i think u are really cute, i dont like the idea of cheatin on my husband but u know what he doesnt know wont hurt him...then im like !!!!! and so is my soldier...anyways so we talk and she tells me she likes to smoke but her husband doesnt and she wants a divorce and all....then she told me i was really sweet and understanding for listening to her and all...then it happend


she kissed me...so u know bein the smooth guy i am my hand starts movin around...i knew i was in...this lady is wild!!!, she was like u wanna take some pictures of me...im like fuck yea

so there it is i hit it...im at her house right now...shes cookin for me...hopefully i can hit it a few more times tonite...man she put on these glasses and short skirt...o gawd dam...

anyways if enough interest is shown ill email some pics around (of her not me!)

i think ive died and gone to heaven...this was way to easy, and it happend on accident...there really is someone higher up there!