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Read my story, it will make you feel better
Read my whole story, you will feel tons better and laugh about how dumbly i was caught but not actually caught.
I got caught and suspended for having nothing on me, not smelling and a fucked up kids word.
we were in the bushes at lunch (the highschool days) smoking some bud in my pro pro pipe that was on the cover of the 2003 High Times Callender. Some one says o shit the principles. Me and my friend bolt it before we are even seen and i ditch all my stuff in dense shrubs. OK everything is fine as i thought. We cleaned up ate something got a small spray of axe and i went to foods. Now i don't smell at all and i was cleaning dishes as the principal comes in. Calls me over and i'm all cool and playing stupid over what happened over lunch. After an hour of interrogation and a full search of me and my locker with nothing smelling or looking suspicios we head back to the office. 2 kids drew the pipe i had and she showed it to me and my friends. No one except thoes 2 kids reported to have seen it, and in the end two kids (me and my friend) got suspended for 5 days even though were the only kids who were not smelling like anything (thats even what the principal said) and both used some kids visine and had nothing on them except 2 drawings.
You think you have it bad i was fucking suspended over 2 kids drawings.
But i almost got them suspended by then spilling out lies about how they were smoking crack and meth in a lightbuld that they ditched when they saw the principals. And i said thoes drawings were of his pipe he has at home and he only drew it becasue he's all paranoid from the meth and crack ther still high on.
But i had so many friends ane people who weren't even my friends making fun and ragging on thoes kids that they left the school within the month. but the principals didn't even know me and my friend were their at lunch, so we were in the free and clear untill thoes stupid peices of pig rapeing shits told them.
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Sheet Man
BC Bud, we make Americans stupid.
Julian : Does the bible say anything about getting caught, drunk, dancing with strippers, does it!?
Ray : Well the bibles open to interpretation Julian.
Last edited by Zeppelin Joint; 11-10-2004 at 03:12 AM.
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