Next time just climb the fence.

BoomShanks · #1 (**permalink**) 11-06-2009, 11:32 PM

So one day a couple of buddies and I were walking around and decided to climb through this fence that had 2 swinging doors that went both ways and a chain in the middle. We climb through no problem and start to chief a bowl next to this building we thought was empty. We finish up and as we walk around the corner we hear a door open up and someone start yelling "hello! whos there!?" and for some reason we freak out and start running for the fence. I start climbing in between the two fence doors with the chain in the middle and I get my whole body through but this time i cant get my head through. So I start to climb back through the way I came but I wont fit this time. I was fucking stuck there and since i was the last one through my friends had already booked it far down the street. So they didnt come back. 10 minutes later the guy who was yelling comes around the corner, looks at me for about 5 seconds, and just bursts out laughing. He tells me hold on and brings out about 4 other guys who start laughing at me too, while the whole time im on my hands and knees with my head stuck in between 2 fences.
They unlocked the chain and let me go

It was probablly the most messed up thing thats happened when I was high

Dr_Dry_Bud · #2 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:00 AM

U are a legend in the art of hilarity

BoomShanks · #3 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:10 AM

Yes sir

Mils · #4 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:20 AM

wow

i havn't posted in YEARS....

i think

CONGRATS TO YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD I DECIDED TO COMMIT 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE TO RETRIEVING MY PASSWORD LOGGING IN AND POSTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY WORTHLESS +REP

BoomShanks · #5 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mils

wow

i havn't posted in YEARS....

i think

CONGRATS TO YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD I DECIDED TO COMMIT 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE TO RETRIEVING MY PASSWORD LOGGING IN AND POSTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY WORTHLESS +REP

Hahahahaha thank you. Glad it made you laugh.

Endika · #6 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 01:30 AM

Holy shit that was the funniest thing I have read today. Great story +rep.

ChrispyChris · #7 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 01:30 AM

Ha. Nice story bro. Shitty situation though.

BongTron · #8 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 02:07 AM

hahahaha
For some reason, I just imagined your head stationary between a tiny little gap between two fences, and your body flailing around like a fish out of water, and a crowd of workers looking and laughing at you.
hahahah

Thanks for the laugh, man.

Should of climbed!

BoomShanks · #9 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongTron

hahahaha
For some reason, I just imagined your head stationary between a tiny little gap between two fences, and your body flailing around like a fish out of water, and a crowd of workers looking and laughing at you.
hahahah

Thanks for the laugh, man.

Should of climbed!

Haha no matter how you imagen it, its funny

Stylez · #10 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 03:04 AM

I feel bad for you, but that story was fucking funny as shit. Nice story!

BoomShanks · #11 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 03:22 PM

haha dont feel bad, this was years ago

Chinagrass420 · #12 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 03:50 PM

LOL the title is what makes this so funny for me i just had to click the link when i saw it XD

BoomShanks · #13 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 04:31 PM

hahaha

Dragon313 · #14 (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 05:16 AM

Well atleast it wasn't some cranky old man who called cops on you, that would suck; probably make the front page

Blaze1210 · #15 (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 05:44 AM

classic, this is hilarious

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#1 (permalink) 11-06-2009, 11:32 PM
BoomShanks BombHillsNotCountries Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 93	Next time just climb the fence. So one day a couple of buddies and I were walking around and decided to climb through this fence that had 2 swinging doors that went both ways and a chain in the middle. We climb through no problem and start to chief a bowl next to this building we thought was empty. We finish up and as we walk around the corner we hear a door open up and someone start yelling "hello! whos there!?" and for some reason we freak out and start running for the fence. I start climbing in between the two fence doors with the chain in the middle and I get my whole body through but this time i cant get my head through. So I start to climb back through the way I came but I wont fit this time. I was fucking stuck there and since i was the last one through my friends had already booked it far down the street. So they didnt come back. 10 minutes later the guy who was yelling comes around the corner, looks at me for about 5 seconds, and just bursts out laughing. He tells me hold on and brings out about 4 other guys who start laughing at me too, while the whole time im on my hands and knees with my head stuck in between 2 fences. They unlocked the chain and let me go It was probablly the most messed up thing thats happened when I was high

#2 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 12:00 AM
Dr_Dry_Bud Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Wellington, NewZealand Posts: 15	Re: Next time just climb the fence. U are a legend in the art of hilarity

#3 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 12:10 AM
BoomShanks BombHillsNotCountries Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 93	Re: Next time just climb the fence. Yes sir

#4 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 12:20 AM
Mils Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 90	Re: Next time just climb the fence. wow i havn't posted in YEARS.... i think CONGRATS TO YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD I DECIDED TO COMMIT 10 MINUTES OF MY LIFE TO RETRIEVING MY PASSWORD LOGGING IN AND POSTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY WORTHLESS +REP

#6 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 01:30 AM
Endika Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: 860 Connecticut Posts: 137	Re: Next time just climb the fence. Holy shit that was the funniest thing I have read today. Great story +rep.

#7 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 01:30 AM
ChrispyChris Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 1,617	Re: Next time just climb the fence. Ha. Nice story bro. Shitty situation though. __________________

#8 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 02:07 AM
BongTron Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 855	Re: Next time just climb the fence. hahahaha For some reason, I just imagined your head stationary between a tiny little gap between two fences, and your body flailing around like a fish out of water, and a crowd of workers looking and laughing at you. hahahah Thanks for the laugh, man. Should of climbed!

#10 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 03:04 AM
Stylez Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: illadelph Posts: 88	Re: Next time just climb the fence. I feel bad for you, but that story was fucking funny as shit. Nice story!

#11 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 03:22 PM
BoomShanks BombHillsNotCountries Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 93	Re: Next time just climb the fence. haha dont feel bad, this was years ago

#13 (permalink) 11-07-2009, 04:31 PM
BoomShanks BombHillsNotCountries Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 93	Re: Next time just climb the fence. hahaha

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#14 (permalink) 11-08-2009, 05:16 AM
Dragon313 Horray Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: WI! Posts: 395	Re: Next time just climb the fence. Well atleast it wasn't some cranky old man who called cops on you, that would suck; probably make the front page __________________ your only cool if you say something about Bob Marley in your post, remember that kids- some guy on GC Originally Posted by Budwisesir I would of peed on her and shouted THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

#15 (permalink) 11-08-2009, 05:44 AM
Blaze1210 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 13	Re: Next time just climb the fence. classic, this is hilarious