Pizza Potheads!

[BillyBritPop]

So I’m working in this office with a pal/co-worker and we’re staying late. I say to him, "Hey, let’s go smoke a joint" and I have this really killer Cali weed.

So we go outside and smoke and when we come back in we’ve got the munchies real bad so we decide to order a pizza.

So I call up the pizzeria, whose phone number is 555-0076, and I order a pie and tell them to deliver it.

When I hang up my friend asks, "How long will it be?"

"One half hour," I reply.

"One half hour! That’s ridiculous!" my friend yells, "The pizzeria is right across the street! Call them back and tell them we’ll pick it up!"

So I pick up the phone to call them back, now the office I’m working in has the phone number 555-0075, so I’m so stoned I dial that number and the phone starts ringing on line two.

"Holy shit!" my friend says, "that must be the pizzeria! They are probably checking to see if this wasn’t a prank order, because you sounded so fucked up! Answer the phone!"

So I press line two on the phone and there’s no one there! In fact, there’s just a dial tone! (That’s because I was answering my own phone call!)

"What the fuck!" I say, "There’s no one there! The pizzeria hung up on me!"

"Call them back!"

So I call again and the phone rings again on line two and I press line two on the phone again and again NOTHING!

"They hung up on me again those fuckers!"

"Give it one more try," my friend says, "And this time if they call I’ll answer it!"

So he goes into the office next door which is separated by only glass and I redial the phone number and it rings again on line two and I watch as my friend picks up the phone and I hear through the phone his voice saying, "Hello?"

I hung up the phone.

[General Blaze]

haha thats funny.

I kno what u mean about not wanting to wait for a pizza.

If im ordering a pizza ill blaze till it gets here, thats alawyas a nice way to pass time. then again im at the crib ad your at work

[shagra]

jhahahahah! that's fuckin amazing!

[heat_blitz]

Hahhaha, i cracked up so hard reading that. Thats a great a story man. You seem to have some great stories to tell, cant wait to read any more.