Yesterday was awesome...(2 stories, pretty long)

Cubic Cuban · #1 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 06:29 PM

Ok, I'm on diversion for 6 months for trespassing and this stroy is pretty crazy itself, so I'll tell it.

[British voice] 'Twas a summer night of my senior year...[/british voice]
And me and a few friends decided to throw a bond fire at one of my friend's house. We've done it before, so it wasn't uncommon. Anyway, I get there at 6 and most of them were pretty tipsy. My whole group was there (about 7 people) and a few girls. We shared some cigars and just chilled. I don't drink so I was the only sober one and by 10 everybody was trashed! I get kind of stupid when others are drinking (I guess it's a contact drunk or something) and I come up with the great plan to stay up until the sun rises, legit right? You'll learn later that this was a terrible idea. So we just stay up for a while while people start passing out. It's 11:30 and me a few friends decide to go skinny dipping. Yes it was just us 4 guys...going skinnydipping...naked. So, anyway, on my way there I decide to dip since I was the only sober one. I hate dip, I hate the smell, the taste eveything, but I wanted to geta buzz. Anyway, so we go to pool and one my friends poops by the pool! We decide to bail. So we running around the neighborhood naked with our clothes in our hands and we're being really loud. The 3 guys I was with were fucking hammered. Anyway, we get back to the bonfire and there's a girl there. I call her Tera, and she's Ash's girlfriend, well I guess you can call her the slut and she particually likes Ash. Anyway, we get there pretty wet and naked and everyone is just laughing at us having a good time. Anyway, flash foward to 3:00 AM, one person passed out and two people left, so the rest of us are just chilling around the fire. I don't need to tell you how drunk everyone is, right? Anyway I (the sober one) come up with the idea to go back to pool and skinny dip. My boy Ash says 'that's cool, we can go in 30 minutes' So after 30 minutes 5 of us we decide to walk up there. 1 person doesn't want to go because he wants to stay there with the guy who's passed out. So it's just me, tera, ash, ryan, and nate. Tera says she doesn't want to walk. She smokes cigs and says she can't walk that far. After arguing a bit, we decide to take her car. We drive up there in only our underware and jump the fence. We all jump in the pool naked and start being really loud. Tera and ash are in the corner of the pool doing their thing. Yeah she's that slutty. We decide to leave, but I show ash were nate pooped earlier, he starts laughing and then just plops out a fresh batch and then uses the paper towels as toliet paper and then throws it back in the pool. We dry oursleves off with the paper towels and then put our undies back on. We get in the car and right as we leave the parking lot a cop is right there. We all freak out and get pulled over. My heart is beating so fast and I can't tell you how scared I was. The cop makes terado a sobriety test. She fails and gets hand-cuffed. When we hear that, we're just like it's all over. The cop pulls us out one by one and smells the alchohol on everyone's breath. When I get out he tells me he knows I'm the only sober one and I answer all of his questions as truthfully as I can. Well, there we are 4 guys in their underwear at 5 AM sitting on the side of the road in neighborhood with a bunch of cops. Yep, it's quite a site to see when you go outside to grab the newspaper. Anyway, I call my mom and luckily she is on my side, saying it's just teenagers having fun. It was a great night, but like all great nights the cops fudged it up.

Anyway, I only got charged with trespassing and now I'm on diversion for 6 months. I will get atleast 2 random drug tests within the 6 months, so I'm not toking anymore. This leads me to the next story which happened last night and reassured myslef why I love weed

So, I haven't smoked in two months and I haven't toked by myself since July. I was craving it a lot the past 2 weeks. So last night, I decide to look in my grinder. I pound it onto a peice of paper and use a paper clip to get all of it out. I had a little bit of keif so I load that up, too. I got like small bowl out of it and it was gone in one hit. I light it up and instantly recognize the taste. Yummy! I love that taste and smell! Anyway, I cash the bowl in one hit and as I exhale, I feel tingling in the back of my throat, so I cough a little bit. I love that feeling! I exhale into a doob tube and I just get barraged by smoke, like I was in Nam or something

Ok, so I put away my bowl and grinder and go to wash my hands. I'm not really feeling it at this point and saying I didn't have enough. After, I wash my hands I kind of get blurry. I walk around in my room and keep thinking 'I missed this feeling' The next thing I know I'm meditating my bathroom. I focus on my breathing and just let my thoughts flow. I'm zoned right now and put on some south park. It's the very first episode with cartman and the aliens. I then listen to my ipod and listen to evrything from Kid Cudi to KMK to um I actually forget who I was lsitening to, haha. Anyway, it was a good night and I've been stressed the past week, so it really helped me out. Now I'm drinking TONS of water and hoping I don't have to take drug test anytime soon.

Sorry, about the long read guys!

Smoke_n_Toke · #2 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 06:41 PM

Dude if this was made into a movie.... Ill watch it

Pootime · #3 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Smoke_n_Toke

Dude if this was made into a movie.... Ill watch it

We'll call it Superbad 2 I'd watch it.

shiskaberry · #4 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 07:02 PM

wait, so you went skinny dipping with 3 guys and one girl? sounds kinda gay....

Cubic Cuban · #5 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by shiskaberry

wait, so you went skinny dipping with 3 guys and one girl? sounds kinda gay....

Ha, yeah, but whatever we had a jolly, gay time

Purged1234 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-29-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cubic Cuban

Ha, yeah, but whatever we had a jolly, gay time

whats with all the shitting. thats kind of gay

Cubic Cuban · #7 (**permalink**) 10-30-2009, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Purged1234

whats with all the shitting. thats kind of gay

I don't know, man. My friends do really stupid stuff all the time and that's why most of us are on diversion...

happy tree · #8 (**permalink**) 10-30-2009, 03:34 AM

that's an interesting story...

could use less shit though. shit's gross.

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#1 (permalink) 10-29-2009, 06:29 PM
Cubic Cuban Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	Yesterday was awesome...(2 stories, pretty long) Ok, I'm on diversion for 6 months for trespassing and this stroy is pretty crazy itself, so I'll tell it. [British voice] 'Twas a summer night of my senior year...[/british voice] And me and a few friends decided to throw a bond fire at one of my friend's house. We've done it before, so it wasn't uncommon. Anyway, I get there at 6 and most of them were pretty tipsy. My whole group was there (about 7 people) and a few girls. We shared some cigars and just chilled. I don't drink so I was the only sober one and by 10 everybody was trashed! I get kind of stupid when others are drinking (I guess it's a contact drunk or something) and I come up with the great plan to stay up until the sun rises, legit right? You'll learn later that this was a terrible idea. So we just stay up for a while while people start passing out. It's 11:30 and me a few friends decide to go skinny dipping. Yes it was just us 4 guys...going skinnydipping...naked. So, anyway, on my way there I decide to dip since I was the only sober one. I hate dip, I hate the smell, the taste eveything, but I wanted to geta buzz. Anyway, so we go to pool and one my friends poops by the pool! We decide to bail. So we running around the neighborhood naked with our clothes in our hands and we're being really loud. The 3 guys I was with were fucking hammered. Anyway, we get back to the bonfire and there's a girl there. I call her Tera, and she's Ash's girlfriend, well I guess you can call her the slut and she particually likes Ash. Anyway, we get there pretty wet and naked and everyone is just laughing at us having a good time. Anyway, flash foward to 3:00 AM, one person passed out and two people left, so the rest of us are just chilling around the fire. I don't need to tell you how drunk everyone is, right? Anyway I (the sober one) come up with the idea to go back to pool and skinny dip. My boy Ash says 'that's cool, we can go in 30 minutes' So after 30 minutes 5 of us we decide to walk up there. 1 person doesn't want to go because he wants to stay there with the guy who's passed out. So it's just me, tera, ash, ryan, and nate. Tera says she doesn't want to walk. She smokes cigs and says she can't walk that far. After arguing a bit, we decide to take her car. We drive up there in only our underware and jump the fence. We all jump in the pool naked and start being really loud. Tera and ash are in the corner of the pool doing their thing. Yeah she's that slutty. We decide to leave, but I show ash were nate pooped earlier, he starts laughing and then just plops out a fresh batch and then uses the paper towels as toliet paper and then throws it back in the pool. We dry oursleves off with the paper towels and then put our undies back on. We get in the car and right as we leave the parking lot a cop is right there. We all freak out and get pulled over. My heart is beating so fast and I can't tell you how scared I was. The cop makes terado a sobriety test. She fails and gets hand-cuffed. When we hear that, we're just like it's all over. The cop pulls us out one by one and smells the alchohol on everyone's breath. When I get out he tells me he knows I'm the only sober one and I answer all of his questions as truthfully as I can. Well, there we are 4 guys in their underwear at 5 AM sitting on the side of the road in neighborhood with a bunch of cops. Yep, it's quite a site to see when you go outside to grab the newspaper. Anyway, I call my mom and luckily she is on my side, saying it's just teenagers having fun. It was a great night, but like all great nights the cops fudged it up. Anyway, I only got charged with trespassing and now I'm on diversion for 6 months. I will get atleast 2 random drug tests within the 6 months, so I'm not toking anymore. This leads me to the next story which happened last night and reassured myslef why I love weed So, I haven't smoked in two months and I haven't toked by myself since July. I was craving it a lot the past 2 weeks. So last night, I decide to look in my grinder. I pound it onto a peice of paper and use a paper clip to get all of it out. I had a little bit of keif so I load that up, too. I got like small bowl out of it and it was gone in one hit. I light it up and instantly recognize the taste. Yummy! I love that taste and smell! Anyway, I cash the bowl in one hit and as I exhale, I feel tingling in the back of my throat, so I cough a little bit. I love that feeling! I exhale into a doob tube and I just get barraged by smoke, like I was in Nam or something Ok, so I put away my bowl and grinder and go to wash my hands. I'm not really feeling it at this point and saying I didn't have enough. After, I wash my hands I kind of get blurry. I walk around in my room and keep thinking 'I missed this feeling' The next thing I know I'm meditating my bathroom. I focus on my breathing and just let my thoughts flow. I'm zoned right now and put on some south park. It's the very first episode with cartman and the aliens. I then listen to my ipod and listen to evrything from Kid Cudi to KMK to um I actually forget who I was lsitening to, haha. Anyway, it was a good night and I've been stressed the past week, so it really helped me out. Now I'm drinking TONS of water and hoping I don't have to take drug test anytime soon. Sorry, about the long read guys! __________________ 'When the power of love overcomes the love for power, then the world will know peace.' -Jimi Hendrix

#2 (permalink) 10-29-2009, 06:41 PM
Smoke_n_Toke Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 26	Re: Yesterday was awesome...(2 stories, pretty long) Dude if this was made into a movie.... Ill watch it __________________ Light up, breath in. Blow

#4 (permalink) 10-29-2009, 07:02 PM
shiskaberry Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Where the bud flows like wine Posts: 960	Re: Yesterday was awesome...(2 stories, pretty long) wait, so you went skinny dipping with 3 guys and one girl? sounds kinda gay....

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