The Wise Price Chopper (Idea Chopper?)

[Kosar]

I guess this happens to almost anyone who smokes weed, but I think a lot of people can relate to something similar. This is more a story than just a post.

As you begin smoking, and make it a regular habit (getting - things tend to go lax in procedure. What I mean by this, is that we or at least I let down my precautions just a bit - so then I can get high faster because it takes less time to set it all up. Well this is what happened to me in my 'high' school years when I let that happen, stoner laxity? I dunno what you'd call it...

In Grade 12, Me and my buddies had this really chill spot in the forest that we used to toke at after school, and once and a while at lunch time if there wasn't much to do after (the way it was set up was so there was only one class after lunch). There was basically no risk here, and it was great to just be in nature for the high anyway.

As winter rolled around here in Canada, it got so cold that the walk into the forest numbed your hands - unbearable to hold a pipe or a joint... and too hard with big gloves. So basically right infront of the school there is a mall complex. We went behind a price choppers, which is out of view of the school and the road, and then behind a set of dumpsters.

It was definitely a stupid idea now that I think of it, but regardless we wanted to get high. So I pulled out my pipe behind the dumpsters, and proceeded to pack a nice bowl of weed to pass. I let my buddy take a quick hit before he looked at me as if he was going to cough... and he quickly shoved the pipe towards my chest.

"Shishishishi...shit! Cops cops cops cops..."

A stupid reaction led me to stick the pipe into my jacket pocket.

"Just walk out this way and he won't even see us. Just walk casual, and out towards the school as if we took a shortcut..."

So we did, and walked back out from Price Choppers. The cop had continued driving a bit, and then stopped - getting out of his car.

"Hey, you boys wanna come over here and talk to me?!"

I looked at my buddy as we walked... "Augh, no! Just turn, nothing happened we did nothing..." I whispered to him.

We walked up to the officer and he suspiciously looked at us. Luckily only one of us took a hit, none high. No ***** eyes.

"What were you boys doing back there?"

"Nothing"

"Oh? So just discussing homework behind the dumpsters eh? So, if I walk back there and see or smell anything - it was just the kids who were here 5 minutes ago?" He said sarcastically.

My friend looked him in the eyes. My other buddy, who by chance was his first time smoking, was very tense like a stick or something. He seemed to almost be shaking.

"Yep."

As he walked behind the dumpsters, me and my friend as if in sync, hit the bag of weed and the pipe underneath and in a little slot. The officer didn't notice, and checked under a skid near the dumpsters - finding nothing.

"Okay, you boys are free to go. Don't let me catching you do the 'nothing' that you were doing behind here before."

"Okay officer, sorry it must just be a misunderstanding..."



My heart was going insanely fast after this, it could have been a whole shit load of other consequences if he found it... I just couldn't imagine. But it's funny when I look back at it now... at least the humour the officer had. He probably really didn't care that much - obviously knowing exactly what we were doing. Only lesson I learned was to just find the most chill spot and go there... best way to get high. Wouldn't stop smoking over anything :P

Thanks for reading.

Probably doesn't sound like much happened, but have you guys had stupid 'accidents' like this happen because you were being less cautious than usual?

[Wet Horse Lips]

LOL sketchy, man.

I didn't know it was his first time toking! That would've ruined me.

[Kosar]

Originally Posted by Wet Horse Lips

LOL sketchy, man.

I didn't know it was his first time toking! That would've ruined me.

Well it was one of his first times... but it was definitely funny in my head at the time looking at how sketch he seemed. He was just standing so straight, scared as anything. The officer also just said...

"Whose got the weed?"

And looked right into his eyes and was like...

"YOU!?"

I swore he was gonna blab right there, but just said no. It was funny.

[Waterfall_Baker]

im suprised the first timer agreed to toke near the school. But this is really what happened. After a boring day of patroling, the police officer decided to toke up behind some dumpsters when he saw some kids from the school smoking instead. As a joke and to see if he could get any free bud from them, he started questioning them to find that they wouldnt budge. He went back to the dumpsters to see if we could find any bud that was ditched but couldnt find any. So instead smoked his pre rolled j and let the kids go.

[[[jamminout]]]

Originally Posted by Waterfall_Baker

im suprised the first timer agreed to toke near the school. But this is really what happened. After a boring day of patroling, the police officer decided to toke up behind some dumpsters when he saw some kids from the school smoking instead. As a joke and to see if he could get any free bud from them, he started questioning them to find that they wouldnt budge. He went back to the dumpsters to see if we could find any bud that was ditched but couldnt find any. So instead smoked his pre rolled j and let the kids go.

so then the cop that pulled me over and searched me for weed most of just been looking for a lighter so he could rip his two footer in his car right?



.....i wish

[doyoulikegreen]

Gotta Love Being Canadian and the Canadian Cops (Hey from Eastern Ontario)

My wife is cool with me smoking (vaping) but she asks I do it the garage. Sucks that winter is coming though it's unheated and freezing out there So now I've figured out my vape and a sploof work perfectly and I can vape in the house where it's warm and my wife says she can't smell it.

Win Win

[FortyTillFive]

Should have just said you guys were making out, im not going to lie it sounds really wierd but I've used that excuse. When I was about 16/17 me and my friend were smoking behind this gas station really late at night, some cop asked what we were doing back there and my friend was like "Just girl things." and then I kissed him on the cheek and we held hands. Then the cop just went inside.

[Kosar]

Originally Posted by doyoulikegreen

Gotta Love Being Canadian and the Canadian Cops (Hey from Eastern Ontario)

My wife is cool with me smoking (vaping) but she asks I do it the garage. Sucks that winter is coming though it's unheated and freezing out there So now I've figured out my vape and a sploof work perfectly and I can vape in the house where it's warm and my wife says she can't smell it.

Win Win

True man. Yeah vape + sploof does work well - the smoke smells different than just burning it anyway so when you blow it through there it changes it even more. A much lighter smell anyway. I wish I had one... gotta use someone elses though..

I am in a similar situation where in the winter my sesh spot goes really cold, cause it's not insulated. I just kinda sit around a heater and gain any immediate heat and deal with it :P

Yeah this cop I really don't think cares that we were gonna sesh... he just wanted to freak us out... lol

[Wet Horse Lips]

Originally Posted by Kosar

True man. Yeah vape + sploof does work well - the smoke smells different than just burning it anyway so when you blow it through there it changes it even more. A much lighter smell anyway. I wish I had one... gotta use someone elses though..

I am in a similar situation where in the winter my sesh spot goes really cold, cause it's not insulated. I just kinda sit around a heater and gain any immediate heat and deal with it :P

Yeah this cop I really don't think cares that we were gonna sesh... he just wanted to freak us out... lol

Aye, thank you!

Seshing outside in our domains (your shed, my garage) in the winter isn't that bad, eh? If you just bundle up, it's fine.

Sad thing is, I can't leave my bong filled up, or the water will fucking freeze overnight or something.

Gah, I'm gonna get another bong, soon.

[Kosar]

Originally Posted by Wet Horse Lips

Aye, thank you!

Seshing outside in our domains (your shed, my garage) in the winter isn't that bad, eh? If you just bundle up, it's fine.

Sad thing is, I can't leave my bong filled up, or the water will fucking freeze overnight or something.

Gah, I'm gonna get another bong, soon.

Yes I was referring to your vape lol...

Yeah true, my brother left his bong (only homemade) out in this front room of his house that wasn't insulated and he forgot it - and it froze the next day. Completely unusable.

And yeah I just go and get high in there no matter what the temperature... it's worth it and I never find it too bad because there is no wind lol :P