Stories Of People Messing With Your Mind While High

[ErikEngland]

Originally Posted by JesusGreen

Someone once managed to convince me there were undercover police officers hiding in my house. Fun times.

College Police rammed in door right after the smoke was PEAKING.. ended up being my first adrenaline rush and did nothing but freeze. ended up being students from down the hall that we never knew.. so not cool. They used a deep voice, authorative and solid knocks, so i thought for sure at the time it was real and I was going to get kicked out of college. This was 25 years ago when you could still toke in dorm rooms and not have to check in visitors and all the regulation my kids now endure

[Black_Chamber]

bump;

[puffpufflaugh]

hahaha sp one day me and bestfriends/roomate are smoking and just chillin at his house, nothing big, no big sesh, so then these two girls came over. and i have no problem with younger girls, but when it comes to pot they can get very annoying so they spark up a bowl, WITHOUT asking me! talk about not having proper smoking ettiquette. so me and cameron exchange evil looks and i know exactly what to do. haha after their first bowl i start the mind rape:

me: you guys enjoying the weed?
Kayla and/or Miranda: yea, its really strong.
me:hahahaha yea so are you guys high huh?
Kayla and/or miranda: (blasted with grade B weed) uhhhh yeaaa!
me: hehe well your smoking chewie! yay!!!
K/M: what? whats chewie?!
mw: its weed laced with cocaine! you said you wanted to get high!
K/M: what... are you joking! whats gonna happen? are we gonna die! should we call 911/!?
me and cameron:......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha we never told them it was just regular bud. it fucked up their whole hihg. hahahaa

[weednotcrack]

hahaha one time me and my girl were done smoking and we were making out and shit,then i thought it be funny to act like i died in the middle of it,and i just didn't move or breath and she was all like "michael..michael??..MiChaEL!?..oh...shit." Then i jump and say *BOO* hahaha almost gave her a heart attack

[greenbliss]

Originally Posted by puffpufflaugh

hahaha sp one day me and bestfriends/roomate are smoking and just chillin at his house, nothing big, no big sesh, so then these two girls came over. and i have no problem with younger girls, but when it comes to pot they can get very annoying so they spark up a bowl, WITHOUT asking me! talk about not having proper smoking ettiquette. so me and cameron exchange evil looks and i know exactly what to do. haha after their first bowl i start the mind rape:

me: you guys enjoying the weed?
Kayla and/or Miranda: yea, its really strong.
me:hahahaha yea so are you guys high huh?
Kayla and/or miranda: (blasted with grade B weed) uhhhh yeaaa!
me: hehe well your smoking chewie! yay!!!
K/M: what? whats chewie?!
mw: its weed laced with cocaine! you said you wanted to get high!
K/M: what... are you joking! whats gonna happen? are we gonna die! should we call 911/!?
me and cameron:......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha we never told them it was just regular bud. it fucked up their whole hihg. hahahaa

Your proud of ruining their entire high? So your glad they werent able to enjoy being stoned?

[GetSmoked]

Ok ULTIMATE trip...

I was at my friends apartment for a little get together and when i get there its just me 2 friends (one being the brother of the kid whos apartment it is) and his wife. me, the kid whos apartment it was and and the 3rd friend decide its time to go blaze. we go into my car in the parking lot, light the blunt and toked away. we go back in to see the kids cousin sitting on the couch. HE'S A COP!!! off duty of course and he's NYPD....were in long island so really no jurisdiction. but anyway the friend who didnt toke with us (the cops other cousin) decides to start asking question like.... "even though your a city cop, if you caught people with drugs could you enforce any laws?" and im looking at my friend like dude WTF are you thinking?!?!? ohh man what a buzzkill i wouldnt move from my spot on the couch all night....what a trip

[Royksopp]

This one time I was smoking with these kids (they were like 17) and we were hot boxing and I got pretty fucking high (I remember it being the first time in 6 weeks that I had smoked). These kids try to pull the "box" on me. Which is pretending to put this invisible box on someones head and for some reason some newbie stoners believe that they are actually stuck in a box when they do that to them. They try a few more times and the whole time, though I was blasted, I kept saying "dude, I've done that trick to people too many times. I am not going to fall for it" and they gave up. Major fail.

[Rochelimit]

Originally Posted by psychoperson25

Do I sense a hint of sarcasm? If its because it was easy it was very easy. Although the person is pretty gullible too.

Nah i didn't mean to give you the bitter edge of sarcasm. if you can convince people they are taking their memories, you need to be using those powers of persuasion else where. think about it:

Putin: well, commrade, let us begin out talks on nuclear proliferation.

You: Nah, man that was last week.

Putin: (nonplussed) it was?

You: Yeah bro, you said we'd dismantle our nukes and make houses out of the missiles for under developed countries.

Putin: I did?

You: uhhh....yeah.

Putin: so what was this weeks meeting about?

You: a world wide campagin to seed the world with cannabis. we talked about this last week too.

Putin: (confused, but not wanting to lose face) Oh yes! i remember! how can we help you?

See?

[Rochelimit]

Originally Posted by Tizroo

haha I have one that comes to mind...
When I was 16 I told my parents I was spending the night at my friend's house for the weekend, so of course I went to Detroit to party. I was with this girl and we liked eachother, I went to her friend's house and we were drinking and smoking, we went to the park by the house we were at and smoked a couple blunts, her and I were wispering to eachother and decided we wanted to be alone, she said she didn't know how we'd get away from her friends so I just said "follow me".
"Holy shit did you guys see those flashlights!?"
"What?!"
"Fuck there they are let's get the fuck out of here"
(I get up running, Sophie behind me, everyone else scattered)
We ran to my car, drove around the corner to bang and everyone else had ran back to the house haha.

Good times...

That's baller

[psychoperson25]

Originally Posted by Rochelimit

Nah i didn't mean to give you the bitter edge of sarcasm. if you can convince people they are taking their memories, you need to be using those powers of persuasion else where. think about it:

Putin: well, commrade, let us begin out talks on nuclear proliferation.

You: Nah, man that was last week.

Putin: (nonplussed) it was?

You: Yeah bro, you said we'd dismantle our nukes and make houses out of the missiles for under developed countries.

Putin: I did?

You: uhhh....yeah.

Putin: so what was this weeks meeting about?

You: a world wide campagin to seed the world with cannabis. we talked about this last week too.

Putin: (confused, but not wanting to lose face) Oh yes! i remember! how can we help you?

See?

I see but I need to get him high first or it won't work.

[unbeatable23]

HAHA funny indeed, so I will share one for you.

It was freshman year of college and every other weekend while we were living on campus, we decided to go for a drive to find a new chill spot to bake the car out.

"Down to blaze tonight?" "For sure, but I was planning on picking up at this house party around 11" "You straight man we got a half of some chronic" Knowing myself, I hate to turn down free weed, so I grab my jacket and bring along sarah (typical stoner slut).
Im at the wheel, ryan, stacy and nate in the back, while sarah riding shotgun.

Once we hit the main road, nate is bout to light up a blunt. "Nah man, check this shit out" As he pulls out this box from his back pack. "Here, plug this cord into the cigarrette lighter." Apparently, he built one of those diy blunt blasters as I would call it. Basically its a blunt in a vile glass, with two hoses coming out of it. One connects to a fan that is powered by the car battery, and the other blows out dank non stop.

We are almost at the spot now, its a nice open area in the forest surrounded by trees.
So we all just get out and chill for awhile on the grass passing a blunt, and passing this long clear tube from the car (about 20 feet). Were just chillin, chatting bout exams from earlier that day. I start to realize sarah getting turned on, so I head for the back looking for a blanket. As Im walking back I notice another car coming. "Hey check it out, looks like we may be having an orgie tonight" As im pointing to the oncoming car.

Suddenly a spotlight, and then Whoop Whoop. "SHIT, everyone in the car!" I wasn't worried that much about the paraphernalia or the weed, as we could have just ate the shit, or threw it in the pond, as it was less just a qtr or so by then. No I was thinking about what was in the trunk.

No you see, I am an avid hunter, and living on campus so close to deer season, I decided to keep my shit in the trunk, as guns were not permitted in the dorms. Yes this was my mistake but I cant change the past, so here goes. Yes I like many of you enjoy the thrill of shooting a gun, as it is a real good stress reliever. So much so, that when deer season comes around, I take no interest in shooting the deer, but use the car as my portable shooting range!

You take a moment to just picture the cops looking for more weed in the car. No, there is none? Why cant we search? Ahh, OK calling the K9. Whats this? A gun? FUCK A SHITLOAD OF GUNS! AND WEED! Yeah I would be FUCKED, as the deer hunting story would fall to pieces if you were to know exactly what kind of guns I am talking about.

Nevertheless, WE BOOK IT. "Fuck man, do you have any idea how fucked we are?" "Dude just pull over! I cant man, OPEN the compartment in the back!" "I CANT, TOO MANY BOOKBAGS!" "I got it I got it" "SHIT WHAT THE FUCK" "WHO THE FUCk" "WERE GOING TO DIE!" Meanwhile I am doing about 90 on these crazy ass dirt roads, swearving like a motherfker just to kick up shit so the car behind me couldnt see.

"What the fuck are we gonna do? Man, you cant be involving me in this shit? The girls are screaming!" "No worries, at this next turn, you are all going to bail out, and run in opposite directions. I will continue driving, The cop wont stop and go after you, he will go after me. TRUST ME." Ryan and sarah are like "Fuck that, Im sticking with you!" "NO, JUST GO, and once you see the cop keeps following me, Wait 5 min, and come back to the middle of the road. I will call a friend to pick you up."

As the turn approaches, we all get ready! You can see the rocks fly as I slam oon the brakes. Everyone bolts, I slam it in reverse to close the doors, and jam on the gas.
Just like I thought, the fuker keeps on my tail. I see a patch of trees coming up on the right hand side, and I pull onto the grass behind them. The cops get out of their car, and start heading to my car!

I open the door and can barely stand, we are all literally on the gound laughing up a storm! Fucking dying of laughter, you just cant believe.

You see my buddy vance has an impala ex cop car, and we were pulling a prank on them for losing us money last week on beer pong Shit was hillarious. Nevertheless, we go to my trunk and roll up a couple blunts. "We should probably go back and pick up those bitches eh?"

"Haha but of course sarahs back there, think im sleeping alone tonight, you must be joking!


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Good Times, Stay in school
P.S. Stock Market Lives On

[alweex]

Originally Posted by SmokeAndThink

Exactly. I got into a debate with someone going to school to become CATHOLIC PRIEST.

He never smoked a cigarette, rarely drank. 2 days later he was so high he started throwing up at this house party. Shit was hilarious.

lol that got me thinkin bout a dude i knw and got him high for the 1st time
he was like always against anything "illegal" or "bad", so it was a big deal that he finally agreed to toke up with me.
2 things i didnt tell him:
1. this shit was some NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ass dank
2. potent as fuck, and that "hes mama called" *wink**wink*, tellin him to come home lik a hour ago
so needless to say after we smoked i fucked with him, as a way to get revenge for the bullshit that flowed from his mouth

me: *after 4th bowl* dude....remeber your mom called you
him: DUDe DUUUUDE no way man no way dude nooo man
*he was fucking gone lol*
me: dude she said she knows
him: KNOWS WHAT MANN
me:....*dramatic pause*......E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
HIM: OH SHIT DAWG....FUCK man fuck dude FuCk
me:*laughs*
him: dude ima leave
me:'ite, but dnt get caught now

so, he ran back to his neighborhood (twenty minutes away by foot) and got all the way to his house b4 i told him to calm down and go back to my house and sober made.
shit was funny, and felt good
btw if you didnt catch on his mom never called
moral of the story is: dont noc it til you try it, and karamas a camileion, it comes and goes, comes and goes, oh wooah woah a woah

lol

peace

[Tizroo]

Originally Posted by Rochelimit

That's baller

[TheRadical]

I'm blazed, casually walking downtown from our local headshop when this bum on a bike drives by and stops me. He asks me to pick a card, to which I respond, "what cards?" He then slides a deck of cards from his sleeve.

So I pick a card (ace of spades) and put it back in the deck. The bum reshuffles his cards, looks me in the eye (without drawing a card himself) and says, "you picked the ace of spades, didn't you?" I'm looking at him like...what the fuck man? and then he flips the top card and its the ace of spades.

The bum looks me in the eye with the most serious face I've ever seen and says, "I made you think that," and without another word he hopped on his bike and took off.

Biggest mind fuck ever.

[BigTrees]

when your buddies break your balls you hit them with your left hook to the body

its closer to them (your lead hand)
its your left hand (percieved to be less dangerous, so you get style points and bonus badass factor because of the damage its not supposed to do)
and finally its not to the head so you wont bruise or break anything.


aim for something fleshy, but not a vital organ like the liver, which is the location of choice for someone trying to damage another with a left hand to the body. you dont want to hurt your buddy, you want to get his attention and make a statement about your friendship.

my favorite shots are to the instide of the shoulder, where it becomes the pec. it turns the body, like bushing a lever or button. if you hit his left shoulder and his right shoulder comes forward its a good shot


give yourself an angle. this will make sure that you've got a shot with which you can the power you feel neccessary, as well as make sure he cant come back immediately with a shot of his own unless he steps to the side first.