Got Any Funny Stories?

[lebudy]

Hey. My name is Leo and I'm helping to start a site for pure funny stoner comedy. Anyway, one section of the site is going to be devoted to nothing but everyone's funnies stories. I'm looking for people who want to be featured on the debut of the site in a few weeks. So let's hear 'em. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened while you were blazed? And if you want to get recognized for your story, just let me know.

I'm not an unfair person, so here's one of my favorite stories.

So it's about noon on a Wednesday and I'm walking across my college campus heading to class. I just finished killing a nice fat joint and was just starting to feel it. I don't remember most of the walk except that at some point along the way, I ran ran into a friend who invited me to walk with him to the lost and found. I couldn't refuse. So anyway we're walking there and we get to the busiest intersection on campus. As far as I could tell, these cars were flying past at light speed.
So my friend turns to me and he's like, "It pretty busy here, maybe we should cross over at the other intersection."
And I'm like, "Don't worry man! I'm invincible! I just got a magic star!"
Then I started yelling the "Invincibility Star Theme" from Mario as loud as I could and ran across the street. Someone honked at me so I looked at him really seriously and said, "You can't hurt me! I'm invincible!" Then I started cracking up and ran off. Later that night I asked my friend about it and he said he had no idea where I ran to.
Neither do I.

If you want recognition for your story, feel free to leave your name, your school, your hometown or whatever you feel like. I won't be selling you work or anything, we just want fresh material for a new site.

The website will be called tokejoke.com and should be up in the next 3 weeks.

Thanks for the contributions.

[syzzurp]

Me and a friend of mine are taking the same Music understanding course in college. We're sitting in my dorm, ripped as fuck, going through the CD that goes along with the course in preparation for an upcoming exam. Haydn's piece called "Surprise Symphony" starts up. I turned to him and said,

"Why do you think they call it surprise symphony?" It was very quiet, so we sat, straining to hear it. I turned my speakers all the way up. Then came the surprise. The following loud orchestral BLAST nearly made us soil our pants. Laughter ensued.

I dunno, it's probably only funny if you're high.

[filthymcnasty]

Originally Posted by syzzurp

Me and a friend of mine are taking the same Music understanding course in college. We're sitting in my dorm, ripped as fuck, going through the CD that goes along with the course in preparation for an upcoming exam. Haydn's piece called "Surprise Symphony" starts up. I turned to him and said,

"Why do you think they call it surprise symphony?" It was very quiet, so we sat, straining to hear it. I turned my speakers all the way up. Then came the surprise. The following loud orchestral BLAST nearly made us soil our pants. Laughter ensued.

I dunno, it's probably only funny if you're high.

haha i think thats real funny im just picturing that...


lol orchestral BLAST

[lebudy]

Hahahaha, that's some funny shit man. Thanks for the story.

[lebudy]

bump.

[Big Ross]

Ummmm A bunch of my friends and I were getting high in a minivan in a wal mart parking lot. It was one of my friends 1st time smoking at all let alone in public. So he sees a cop pulling in the parking lot and freaks and rolls down the window and lets all the smoke out. By the time the cop gets near us he's out of the van and leaning on it. We just keep whispering to just act normal and the cop wouldnt have a reason to come over here. He said pretty loud "Well, I'm going to business work!" and he tripped over his feet and feel. Cop didnt even look in our direction and we all bust out laughing. I coined his catchphrase.

[lebudy]

Bimpity bump!