almost smoked a bug

Elchsgeist · #1 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 06:44 AM

I was smoking with my brother, sitting on the back porch. We had already smoked several times that night, and were completely blazed. He was holding the pipe and told me to pass some bud. As I did so I noticed that I'd dropped some on the ground in front of me. He was already lighting up, so I got his attention and handed him the grass I'd picked up off the ground.

He looked at it for a minute, and said "Dude, this is a fucking bug," laughing his ass off.

Sure enough, I'd picked a beetle of the ground and handed it to him without realizing it. The thing was still trying to walk away, as my brother was holding it.

I've never laughed so hard in my life. Of course, I was stoned, so that's not saying much

Have any other funny stories?

madmodder123 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 06:49 AM

omfg thats halarious

ive been blazing all day

cassie420 · #3 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 06:55 AM

When I was little I ate a June bug...
but that doesn't go into the stoned category

GTea · #4 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 06:57 AM

Like when chong smokes the stink bug lol

brokensteel · #5 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 07:13 AM

I've found one of those little black beetles in a sack before. It's funny what a dealer will do inorder to shave off a tenth of a gram.

Elchsgeist · #6 (**permalink**) 09-13-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmodder123

omfg thats halarious

ive been blazing all day

glad you liked it

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#1 (permalink) 09-13-2009, 06:44 AM
Elchsgeist Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pensacola, FL Posts: 22	almost smoked a bug I was smoking with my brother, sitting on the back porch. We had already smoked several times that night, and were completely blazed. He was holding the pipe and told me to pass some bud. As I did so I noticed that I'd dropped some on the ground in front of me. He was already lighting up, so I got his attention and handed him the grass I'd picked up off the ground. He looked at it for a minute, and said "Dude, this is a fucking bug," laughing his ass off. Sure enough, I'd picked a beetle of the ground and handed it to him without realizing it. The thing was still trying to walk away, as my brother was holding it. I've never laughed so hard in my life. Of course, I was stoned, so that's not saying much Have any other funny stories?

#2 (permalink) 09-13-2009, 06:49 AM
madmodder123 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 76	Re: almost smoked a bug omfg thats halarious ive been blazing all day

#3 (permalink) 09-13-2009, 06:55 AM
cassie420 Not Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 148	Re: almost smoked a bug When I was little I ate a June bug... but that doesn't go into the stoned category __________________ Dank Nugs

#4 (permalink) 09-13-2009, 06:57 AM
GTea Robbed by Strippers... Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The Southtown Posts: 1,655 Blog Entries: 6	Re: almost smoked a bug Like when chong smokes the stink bug lol __________________

#5 (permalink) 09-13-2009, 07:13 AM
brokensteel Stoned Cold Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 199	Re: almost smoked a bug I've found one of those little black beetles in a sack before. It's funny what a dealer will do inorder to shave off a tenth of a gram.

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