accidental terrifying spider magic

[adamBC]

O M G!!!!!!



ive always hated spiders. my downstairs is full of them.

i have the living room, kitchen, bedroom, all upstairs, the downstairs is just one really big room with a bathroom and laundry set up. its filled with all my toys 10 speaker dolby surround sound, computer, xbox, cd changer, equalizer etc...


so im down there yesterday, typing away after smoking some bud, and see the hugest spider ever. red and black, it was the scariest monster id ever seen! so naturally i grab a cup and put it over him. now im safe. my friend calls, and i talk to him on the phone for a few minutes, and tell him about the spider. then i get my special weapon. i know i know its not very nice, but let me tell you, Spidercide is a veeeeeery good product for the arachnophobic. One shot and bam, they get about 5 inches before dieing what seems to be an unnecesarilly excruciating death.... sorry you scare me so much little guy.

with "gun" in hand, i walk over to the cup, and lift it up....


NO SPIDER! AHhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I looked, but to no avail. where could the sucker be? fast forward to an hour ago (noon, sept 2)

i tend to use the bathroom down there as my smoke out room if im downstairs. naturally today im too lazy to go upstairs and use my normal "green room" so i go and take a bong back in the bathroom. afterwords i noticed my sink seemed to have ash in it, so i thought id wash it out.


i looked for my cup, its turned upside down on the side of the shelf. i pick it up...


AHHHHHH!!! nearly passed out jesus. I swear, the same god damn spider ran out from under the cup. unfortunately i have deadly aim with a comb, and he was soon down the drain.


but now i ask myself... with me gone camping from about hour after the initial spider loss, till just arriving home this morning, how did that sob get under the other cup??


even if they werent the same spider, it was crazy, and i still wonder how he got under the cup...





***shudders***

[dr_krapp]

Originally Posted by adamBC

One shot and bam, they get about 5 inches before dieing what seems to be an unnecesarilly excruciating death

ROFLMAO thats awesome!!!

[stainles278]

you know how every things good is better whell every thing scary is horrble. so i was high
and this big ass mother fucking cockroach cralws out form under my chair thats across from my couch. i freacked out jumped up on the couch trying to find my shoe. for the rest of the night i didnt touch the ground to get up stairs i would jump on the table to go there and to get to my bed i would climb over the couch. it was such a buzz kill. so i know how it is

[scarymoose]

maybe when you lifted up the cup it was hanging out on the bottom of the cup and was still trapped when you put it down

[adamBC]

nooo, two entirely differant cups, in two differant rooms.

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

I think that spiders have special powers. Definitely magic. You can kill them and they come back to life.

....I can almost guarantee that there are spiders watching most of us right now.


Trivia: How many spider threads are floating around the City at this very moment?

[IndianaToker]

Originally Posted by Reform MaryJane Laws

Trivia: How many spider threads are floating around the City at this very moment?

Well according to the search button with the search term "spider" and the search set to scan thread titles only.......


















I'd say about 18.

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

Such a smart one you are, Super Dork!


Out of everyone, it had to be you. What were the chances?

[IndianaToker]

LMAO!! What were the odds huh? Ah well, it figures. Super Dork to the trivia answer rescue.

Da-da-da-dat-da-da

And I can't stand spiders, they wig me out!

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

i KILLED ONE BEFORE i LEFT...OOOOPPPsssss.....to get my food. Sorry about the cap thing. It was huge and scary and.....


....it was, of course, watching me.

[BurnBurnBeef]

I'm a large man. I am also fortunate to be scared by very little. But show me a spider (hell or a snake for that matter) and I'll curl up in a little ball, and wet my pants like a 4 year old.

[adamBC]

ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




hahah, i can barely keep my feet under the computer desk, it keeps feeling like things are walking over my toooeees :O




im sure they are watching me right now.. i can feel the eyes, hundreds of them... plotting...

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

I should have known not to come back to this thread. I've got the creepie crawlies again.

[adamBC]

theres one on your neck! RUNn!!!!

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

Quit it, adam....that's not cool, man!

I'm distraught now.


I was going to come here and post that I saw one in my laundry room and that the little fucker got away and that I think he's now after me....and I get here and you have to go and scare me again.

I have snakes and I'm terrified of spiders. Geez!